How often do you watch PORN

[Oracle]

How often do you watch PORN- be honest

[Oracle]

Dont be shy! 8)

[Will Hay]

Depends on my wife
Will

[rhegedus]

Depends on my wife
Will

You mean whether:

a) she's out of the house,
b) she'll let you or
c) she'll perform?

Regards,

Rob

[tgpo]

I voted never. Flat images can never be up to par with the real thing.

[shin_kai50]

What can say i work at a little video rentled place. It's unlimited for me...

[Will Hay]

I voted never. Flat images can never be up to par with the real thing.

Jeesh.
There's always one, isn't there.
We KNOW it's not the same poll-boy, it's just a bit of fun
I didn't vote, but I will now.
W.

[Will Hay]

Depends on my wife
Will

You mean whether:

a) she's out of the house,
b) she'll let you or
c) she'll perform?

a) Definately
b) Hardly!
c) Nope, I can usually work my magic and don't need to turn to an mpeg or two
...This poll makes us all sound like we have a stack on dvd-r/cd's under the bed.
I'd like you all to know mine consists of a couple of exotic ladies downloaded from Kazaa and discreetly named 'Leeds United Highlights', 'MGB Maintainence' etc.
My wife would never dream of opening those kind of files - she's more likely to open porn than cars or football stuff
Will

[rhegedus]

'Leeds United Highlights'? You've been rumbled - there aren't any!

Judging by the lack of response to this poll, I presume that quite a lot of the memebers of this site are too busy 'knocking one out' to reply....one arm with biceps like Mike Tyson, the other arm like a withered noodle.

Regards,

Rob

[Will Hay]

'Leeds United Highlights'? You've been rumbled - there aren't any!

Shit, busted!

Judging by the lack of response to this poll, I presume that quite a lot of the memebers of this site are too busy 'knocking one out' to reply....one arm with biceps like Mike Tyson, the other arm like a withered noodle.

I think a better poll would be:
I don't ever, EVER, bash the bishop because....
1) I've no arms and my mum isn't keen to assist
2) I'm a mormon
3) I've had an injection to make me allergic to my own semen
4) I'm young like tgpo and have no problem picking up chicks
5) My monitor is so covered in 'you know what' I can't read the forum poll properly
Will

[ChrisX]

I view it once a week in an exclusive club, not at home and not on my computer.

[Oracle]

Top idea silky31

Really not a lot of response to this Poll, i noticed the offtopic posts dont show up on the start page, could have something to do with it. I thought this forum needs a few more light hearted posts.

[pacmania_2001]

Really not a lot of response to this Poll, i noticed the offtopic posts dont show up on the start page, could have something to do with it

Yeh, after some pretty useless posts and a flame war or two Baldrick removed it from showing up in recent posts list on the front page. Seemed to really decline the Off Topic section

[Oracle]

I would have liked to post this poll in the polls section, the only prob is that you must be a mod

[Will Hay]

I view it once a week in an exclusive club....

Jeeesh!
An exclusive club?
Can I come?
No, forget that last comment
Is it like a 8:30 every Thursday type thing, cigars and coffee afterwards?
Will

[Will Hay]

What do you think of my new signature guys?

[Oracle]

a great man once said

`your a fool if you say that you do it, and a liar if you say that you dont`-K.B.Wilson

[ChrisX]

I view it once a week in an exclusive club....

Jeeesh!
An exclusive club?
Can I come?
No, forget that last comment
Is it like a 8:30 every Thursday type thing, cigars and coffee afterwards?
Will

You sure can and it's every Friday for me and the place is in Sydney, Australia.

[StudeBarc]

All hail King Kevin...Oh great Orifice I mean Oracle,

Only an Ozwegian could understand that humour....quote" A great man once said"

and hence : "That f*&^%ing cat's back,.......I kicked the c%$# right up the bum"

Ya gotta laugh, hell there ain't no sex to be had, 'cept that which is self managed.

:P Studebarc 8)

[Oracle]

I was wondering if anyone would catch on Studebarc

When I was a much younger, a mate of mine had a couple of Kev`s tapes, remember listening to great classics such as:

`Rooting in the back of the UTE`

`Living next door to Abo`s` etc etc

great memories 8)

[disturbed1]

A little porn is good for the soul.

My girlfriend and I look forward to our weekly trip to the Lion's Den (local XXX store), for movies, toys and other stuff.

The other patrons get a kick out of my woman being as excited as myself about a new Terra Patrick flick.

[Will Hay]

My girlfriend and I look forward to our weekly trip to the Lion's Den (local XXX store), for movies, toys and other stuff.

A well chosen vcdhelp.com username perhaps?
Will

[tgpo]

poll-boy

Poll-boy......Poll-boy? Why not Mac-Guy, or Movie-Lover.....Poll-boy?

[rhegedus]

poll-boy

Poll-boy......Poll-boy? Why not Mac-Guy, or Movie-Lover.....Poll-boy?

Could be worse, could be 'pole-boy'.

Regards,

Rob

[Will Hay]

poll-boy

Poll-boy......Poll-boy? Why not Mac-Guy, or Movie-Lover.....Poll-boy?

Could be worse, could be 'pole-boy'.

W.

[Will Hay]

poll-boy

Poll-boy......Poll-boy? Why not Mac-Guy, or Movie-Lover.....Poll-boy?

Oh come ON!
You're yanking my chain [oops, forgot the thread title] right?
It's the first thing us mere mortals think of when we see your posts, another poll
Will

[Conquest10]

The other patrons get a kick out of my woman being as excited as myself about a new Terra Patrick flick.

Ooooohhhhh yeah i love terra patrick. shes number two right behind miko lee.

[MOVIEGEEK]

Here's a taste of Tera :P

[gobama]

hehehhe lmao

[gobama]

I'm being honest here, I really don't watch it much. That's not saying that I don't like it, I guess I don't make enough free time for that.