How often do you watch PORN

[F-ING HOSTILE]

You guys had better watch out!!!!!!! (HEAVY SARCASM)
"txpharoah" has turned you guys in to the moderator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, I Jerk.....I mean view porn a few nights a week. It really takes a lot out of a guy! (wink,wink)

[housepig]

You gotta love the rental sites like ADULTDVDOVERNIGHT.COM, saves you from getting the strange looks at the local video store.

I dunno, I always figured that no one should be embarrassed to be in an adult video store... except for the person behind the counter, everyone's in there for the same reason....

The only time I ever felt weirded out was when I went in to my local, and found someone working behind the counter that I went to high school with, who recognized me.

It wasn't weird because it was someone I knew, it was weird because all she could talk about was how she was going to our 10 year reunion (which was still 2 or 3 years away) and knock everyone's eyes out... she was SO FOCUSED on the opinions of people she went to school with 7 or 8 years before... THAT made me uncomfortable.

"Yeah, uhhh, that'll be great, sure.... nice to see you ... can you just hurry up grabbing my copy of Sodomania Vol. 19, I've got someplace else to be... "

- housepig

[ChrisX]

You gotta love the rental sites like ADULTDVDOVERNIGHT.COM, saves you from getting the strange looks at the local video store.

I dunno, I always figured that no one should be embarrassed to be in an adult video store... except for the person behind the counter, everyone's in there for the same reason....

The only time I ever felt weirded out was when I went in to my local, and found someone working behind the counter that I went to high school with, who recognized me.

Sure, this would be embarrassing seeing a friend at a sex shop! I wouldn't like to see a friend working there and this would be too much for me to bear.

[Excellerator]

[quote="housepig"]

The only time I ever felt weirded out was when I went in to my local, and found someone working behind the counter that I went to high school with, who recognized me.

I have had that happen before.

[Oracle]

1000 views since yesterday and only 53 votes??

[Oracle]

What was the first Porn Vid/DVD you ever brought?

[Conquest10]

i voted.

[Oracle]

Must be the only one watching this cool topic. Especially when I start answering my own posts

-never actually brought a Porn Vid, but about six months ago was in a erotic store with my woman and we picked up 2 porn DVD`s. One stars Gina Wild & the other is called `THE Clan 2`. The clan was crap, but the one staring Gina was pretty good.

[Oracle]

Nice one conquest

[Will Hay]

Nice one conquest

To spare youthe shame of congratulating yourself on such a wonderful post ....
....I've never bought one, I've never bought a magazine either but I must confess I've downloaded the occasional clip or two from the internet.
CD Girls, is that a big thing over in the states?
I'v eseen a couple, mostly girls on their own and I'm ashamed to confess they're rather good
Will

[Hardcoreruss]

Used to buy a few mags when I was a kid but now thanks to broadband my house is the porn hub of London.
Luckily the missus has not got a clue about comp's, otherwise that would be the end of that !!!! :P

[Will Hay]

You guys had better watch out!!!!!!! (HEAVY SARCASM)
"txpharoah" has turned you guys in to the moderator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I saw it a few days ago and made my comments known on the same thread, but baldrick edited it out
It wasn't really that strong, just 'who are you to judge?', and 'don't preach us your cr*p', that kinda thing but hey, what Baldrick says goes...
....I'm fine with that
Will

[Will Hay]

Used to buy a few mags when I was a kid but now thanks to broadband my house is the porn hub of London.
Luckily the missus has not got a clue about comp's, otherwise that would be the end of that !!!! :P

Yeah, my wife suspects, but has never seen it.
I don't know whether she thinks it's simply a case of me watching a man and a women kissing heavily, but God forbid if she ever saw it I think she might be surprised at the content.
Don't get me wrong, they're are no animals or nothing, just straight stuff and like I said earlier maybe a couple of clips of women on their own, and a couple of women together perhaps
She certainly knows I knock one out now and again, but we've been together twelve years and she was genuinely shocked the first time I told her.
We were only talking about it last week and, considering she didn't think anyone did it much a few years ago, she conceeded her dad probably does, and then followed that up with 'every man probably does'.
Quite an achievment for my wife
One thing that makes me smile is you tend to get people assuming just because you knock one out now and again you don't have a decent sex life.
Utter rubbish, and it's those people who accuse you of perversity that perhaps finding it hard to admit that what they do in private is the same as the rest of us.
Will

[Will Hay]

Used to buy a few mags when I was a kid but now thanks to broadband my house is the porn hub of London.

Luckily the missus has not got a clue about comp's, otherwise that would be the end of that !!!! :P

Do what I do (just in case), and rename them all to something like:
autoexec62
config01
batchdos22

My wife would never open that kind of shit, even if she did know anything about computers!
Will

[Will Hay]

It wasn't weird because it was someone I knew, it was weird because all she could talk about was how she was going to our 10 year reunion (which was still 2 or 3 years away) and knock everyone's eyes out... she was SO FOCUSED on the opinions of people she went to school with 7 or 8 years before... THAT made me uncomfortable.

Quite a sad story (almost).
Sad that someone could be so focused on some people's opinion's who she hadn't seen for ten years.
Youshould have perhaps asked her to give you a demo of the '18" black ribbed knobbler' in the corner, and see how that went down
Will

[Will Hay]

"txpharoah" has turned you guys in to the moderator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevr has my signature been more appropriate for another user of this forum than that guy
Whilst not in any way trying to attack this poor guy, but he just reeks of arrogance.
Okay, he might have found this thread childish, I have no problem with that, I don't care and it's the guys right to make his feelings known (but moronhelp.com? sad!), but having come across some of his 'helpful' posts , all he seems to try to do is throw in the fact that all the software we use id beneath him, how he's too experienced to take any benefit from using this site and how this site is purely for backing up dvd's.
Can you believe this guy actually took the time to point out to some gy that you can't actually zerox anything, zerox is the name of the machine that copies, not the physical function of actually making a copy.
Oh my God!
That kinda' arrogance just makes me want to take out the gun he no doubt owns and dip it in treacle, give him something to suck.
Sorry, (teacle?)...
...I don't know where that came from - you didn't think I wanted to shoot him do you?
Will

[Oracle]

Silky, I gotta ask you mate, who is JasonK?......are you getting in touch with some gay feelings or something?

[Will Hay]

Hi pal!
I'm in the UK so good morning old bean!

Silky, I gotta ask you mate, who is JasonK?......are you getting in touch with some gay feelings or something?

He's some guy who can't accept people use dvd2one and InstantCopy for dvd's.
Instantcopy and dvd2one are shite apparently, and you must must MUST use CCE for all your encoding and nothing else matters or is important in the universe.
He's a little like our friend 'texan txpharoah', insofar as no one else is allowed to have an opinion that differ's from his own.
I'm too old and perhaps a little wise to put 'JasonK is a c*nt', I thought that I love Jasonk' said it all
Will

[Conquest10]

well, i've never bought any vids/dvds or magazines. the closest thing is maxim (the american version, not the european). the euro version actually has nudity.
ever since i got dsl, there's no need to spend money on entertainment. plus, i wouldn't even know where to begin looking for them in chicago. americans are such hypocrites.

[Oracle]

and a Guten Morgan from Austria, beautiful day here today.

[Conquest10]

3 am here in chicago.

[txpharoah]

In my defense:
I don't mind opinions at all, just as long as they are informed ones, and not based from inexperience. (And personally, DVD2One and DVDshrink are fine by me. You get better control using CCE/TMPGenc/etc and making it complicated, but sometimes, as is the case with most DVD-copying-people, decent quality is fine and doesn't have to be perfect. If I'm making movies for myself, that software is fine for copying, although I honestly don't copy much, as I can afford to buy my movies and spend my computer time doing better things.)

Getting back to the topic:
My whole point is that this post is fine in general, but inappropriate for the front page of a site dedicated to video. I'd rather see it stay in the off-topic forum and not plastered on the front page. Baldrick opens himself up to more problems than not by having "masturbate" and "porn" plastered on the front page of this site (in reference to two polls that showed up yesterday on the front page).

And finally:
And I'd be lying if I said I didn't watch any. DirecTV has 5 great channels, and Aurora Snow is a great "actress" from her work I've seen. Porn is fine. But maybe not necessarily discussed on the front page of a site that gets heavy traffic from children and adults that would otherwise find it offensive. I just ask for tact when ya'll consider the poll questions. There are plenty of other sites where talking about porn is fine, I'd just like to reiterate that the site was made for video discussions, and this is counter-productive.

[Conquest10]

as I can afford to buy my movies

who says we don't buy our movies? i have little kids running around my house and i back up my movies in case they ever break one of them.

[txpharoah]

I'm not making a blanket statement that "nobody" buys their movies, but it's a safe assumption that the majority of the people on these boards rarely buy movies but have a nice library nonetheless. Gee, I wonder how that happened. And they wonder why MPAA is so pissed off.

[Oracle]

Welcome to the thread txpharoah I hope you have voted! 8)

as to your coment

. Porn is fine. But maybe not necessarily discussed on the front page of a site that gets heavy traffic from children and adults that would otherwise find it offensive. I just ask for tact when ya'll consider the poll questions. There are plenty of other sites where talking about porn is fine, I'd just like to reiterate that the site was made for video discussions, and this is counter-productive.

Good to see we all agree on Porn being OK

You need to consider that this is off topic, and as nothing much seems to be happening in the Video/audio world, so this a nice little breath of fresh air. As I`m sure when something does come up people will just ignore this thread and it will die.

I have 2 kids & believe this thread is harmless

[Will Hay]

and a Guten Morgan from Austria, beautiful day here today.

My wife went inter-railing (correct term?, backpacking, you know the kind of thing) a few years ago.
Around sixteen European cities in four weeks and Austria was her favourite place.
Will

[Oracle]

and


from TX

fGetting back to the topic:
My whole point is that this post is fine in general, but inappropriate for the front page of a site dedicated to video. I'd rather see it stay in the off-topic forum and not plastered on the front page. Baldrick opens himself up to more problems than not by having "masturbate" and "porn" plastered on the front page of this site (in reference to two polls that showed up yesterday on the ront page).

I have read a few times that over 95% of men Masterbate or have masterbated so if we are all doing it whats the problem with talking about it 8)

I would also guess close to 100% of the western world have had some contact with porn, so whats wrong with talking about it.

This site belongs to Baldrick(hope you have also voted mate), maybe he see`s that this is just a light hearted thread.

[Oracle]

Silky the adicted votes went from 4-5, I think txpharoah just voted

[txpharoah]

Here. How about I MAKE this more about video:

This is for anybody out there with satellite tv (in reference to the porn PPV) or a VCR connected (with your porn tapes) to an ATI card.

In the ATI MMC software (tv) you can make it where the video overlays when it is minimized. And then while you work, or type or post on this forum you can watch tv at the same time.

Of course, what you watch is up to you, but I'll assure you that my test of Spice-TV while typing this very message is working great. This works great for anything, but since porn was the topic, it's my example.

Talk about a distraction from typing.

There. A little more on topic for video now. But I still wish it wasn't on the front page. I could deal with it being embedded in the forums.

And yes, oracle, I voted. I guess if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

And tgpo, looking at your Clockwork Orange logo, just reminded me of the phrase "the old in-out in-out"

[Oracle]

I cant decode spice, but I do get the X-Zone(ASTRA) &Ticket 6,7,8 on sirius ,never bothered recording them as they run 24/7 anyway.