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  2. lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.
    Note to self: Don't piss on electric wires. Hmmm, make that any wires just to be safe...
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    Originally Posted by thayne
    lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.
    Note to self: Don't piss on electric wires. Hmmm, make that any wires just to be safe...
    Since Pravda is the only source for this story, I really have my doubts.
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    Originally Posted by Tommyknocker
    Since Pravda is the only source for this story, I really have my doubts.
    you're right - it's probably just propaganda to make us feel inferior that we can't grow penises on our arms!

    what a breakthrough for pyschological warfare....
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    Knowing history of soviet 'achievements' that were trumpeted in this piece of shit propaganda tube known as 'Pravda' in the past 80 years or so, I would doubt even existence of such boy. (BTW - 'Pravda' means 'The Truth' in russian, isnt it ironic? )


    What does it mean when news in 'Pravda' say "Every comrade will receive free limousine in Leningrade"?

    Basically its all true... except that it will not happen in Leningrade but in Moscow, and its not about limousines or cars but about bicycles, and they will not give them out but that you have to watch out on your own bicycle while in Moscow - or someone will steal it!


    This is a real Russian joke (I may have not wrote it exactly as it goes, sorry, but I was told this joke in Russia long time ago - just to show me how my friends there 'believed' in Pravda's propaganda news).
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  6. That's nothing !! Now if they had grown an arm on a penis -- well that would be something !!!
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    That's nothing !! Now if they had grown an arm on a penis -- well that would be something !!!
    Even for 'Pravda' this would be a bit too much
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  8. Tell 'Pravda' the West has been growing whole people with
    penises for years.
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    So now when the kid is whacking his winkie it'll look like he's scratching a mosquito bite. Cool 8)
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    i wonder if they'll be able to get the nerves attached up to it, or if it'll just sit there as an unfeeling blob?
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    Originally Posted by flaninacupboard
    i wonder if they'll be able to get the nerves attached up to it, or if it'll just sit there as an unfeeling blob?
    ...instead of the average guy - a functional penis attached to an unfeeling blob!
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    think you need to join us in the cookery thread if you're going to tell anti-men jokes!
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    Originally Posted by housepig
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    i wonder if they'll be able to get the nerves attached up to it, or if it'll just sit there as an unfeeling blob?
    ...instead of the average guy - a functional penis attached to an unfeeling blob!
    When I look at the younger generation, I say,"What's the difference?"
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    Douglas Murraytold Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.
    What a freak world we live in.

    The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.
    Wonder if he ever got arrested for public nudity.
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    I just want to know what excuse he told people about the abnormal growth on his arm.

    "I have a rare freak skin cancer and my surgery is due XXXX 00, 2004."?!!!
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    shouldn't think it was a problem, they always wear those big furry coats in russia.
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    If such feats were possible, everyone would be growing foot-long penises on their arms. I know I would.
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  19. I'd like a penis on both my arms! You'd be especially popular with the ladies if you could grow one on your chin
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    Originally Posted by 888888
    If such feats were possible, everyone would be growing foot-long penises on their arms. I know I would.
    it doesn't seem like such a feat - look at the picture, they've obviously taken a graft-flap of arm skin, and all they are doing is forcing it to expand around an inner form & pressure... not like they planted penis-seeds and *ping* out pops a penis.

    I'll be really surprised if he's going to be able to feel anything except maybe some pressure on it, once it's cut off his arm and sewed in his crotch.
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    Originally Posted by thayne
    You'd be especially popular with the ladies if you could grow one on your chin
    At least then I would physically resemble what many others have called me!
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    Originally Posted by housepig
    not like they planted penis-seeds and *ping* out pops a penis.
    Now theres something to patent
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  23. Originally Posted by tekkieman
    Originally Posted by thayne
    You'd be especially popular with the ladies if you could grow one on your chin
    At least then I would physically resemble what many others have called me!

    No shit, huh?
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  24. Originally Posted by housepig
    Originally Posted by 888888
    If such feats were possible, everyone would be growing foot-long penises on their arms. I know I would.
    it doesn't seem like such a feat - look at the picture, they've obviously taken a graft-flap of arm skin, and all they are doing is forcing it to expand around an inner form & pressure... not like they planted penis-seeds and *ping* out pops a penis.

    I'll be really surprised if he's going to be able to feel anything except maybe some pressure on it, once it's cut off his arm and sewed in his crotch.
    Maybe they used stem cells to create it. With stem cells you can create any body part you want. I saw a human ear grow on the back of a mouse, and it was like a real ear, not some franken-ear.

    What would be really cool is if I could grow a vagina on my hand! now that would be pimp!
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  25. gives a whole new meaning the fist f$cking
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    Originally Posted by thayne
    Originally Posted by housepig
    Originally Posted by 888888
    If such feats were possible, everyone would be growing foot-long penises on their arms. I know I would.
    it doesn't seem like such a feat - look at the picture, they've obviously taken a graft-flap of arm skin, and all they are doing is forcing it to expand around an inner form & pressure... not like they planted penis-seeds and *ping* out pops a penis.

    I'll be really surprised if he's going to be able to feel anything except maybe some pressure on it, once it's cut off his arm and sewed in his crotch.
    Maybe they used stem cells to create it. With stem cells you can create any body part you want. I saw a human ear grow on the back of a mouse, and it was like a real ear, not some franken-ear.

    What would be really cool is if I could grow a vagina on my hand! now that would be pimp!
    It says in the article it's his arm skin grown round a latex tube.

    the ear on the mouse was just an ear shaped template inserted under the mouse's skin. nothing fancy.
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  27. Now if the boy was growing a boob for his sister or mom (due to masectomy or something else) then that would be a story.... image how much 'use' that boob would get before 'harvested'
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    Originally Posted by DVD_Ripper
    Now if the boy was growing a boob for his sister or mom (due to masectomy or something else) then that would be a story.... image how much 'use' that boob would get before 'harvested'
    Maybe, but knowing it was for your sister or your mom?????
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    Onthe bright side, he has a very well hung arm.
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    Originally Posted by csaag
    Onthe bright side, he has a very well hung arm.
    It could come in handy - when he's skydiving, he could think of the Olsen twins and have a built-in air brake
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