New penis grown on boy's arm

[Doramius]

At first I thought the dick-on-chin idea was pretty good, but now thinking about it some women would just not get any unless more of them cleanse themselves. And men would suffocate themselves in a fat woman. I wouldn't be able to take a woman in the 'back door' if I had a dick on my chin. I like mine where it is.

[tekkieman]

At first I thought the dick-on-chin idea was pretty good, but now thinking about it some women would just not get any unless more of them cleanse themselves. And men would suffocate themselves in a fat woman. I wouldn't be able to take a woman in the 'back door' if I had a dick on my chin. I like mine where it is.

I have a few issues with these statements:

some women would just not get any unless more of them cleanse themselves

Implies you would put your dick somewhere you would not put your mouth. Bad idea. I personally would rather have my mouth rot from something before my dick (maybe that's just me though)

And men would suffocate themselves in a fat woman.

Either don't screw fat women, or learn the art of the polynesian pearl divers.

I wouldn't be able to take a woman in the 'back door' if I had a dick on my chin.

Not true! Either direction, and she gets a two-fer!

[Doramius]

I'm not into Northcat's SCAT description. I don't "Toss Salad".

[tekkieman]

I'm not into Northcat's SCAT description. I don't "Toss Salad".

It's kinda the reverse of your sig....it takes two things to satisfy a woman. Use them both!