3 things you would never buy together??

[AND1]

A gerbil, Astroglide, and papertowels

black powder, steelpipes, cannon fuse


3 things you would never buy together??

[flaninacupboard]

bananas, vaseline and condoms.

[DVD_Ripper]

gasoline, self igniting matches and flammable clothes

[Forum Troll]

400 pounds ammonium-nitrate fertilizer
20 gallons diesel fuel
one steel 55-gallon drum

[flaninacupboard]

200 kilos of ammonium nitrate
25 litres of nitro methane
a book "The English Court System for Dummies"

[tgpo]

I worked as a bagger in a supermarket for 2 years. One lady got 2 cucumbers and a box of KY Jelly.

[flaninacupboard]

hahaha, did you keep a straight face?

[offline]

2 cucumbers and a box of KY Jelly!!
Was that all?

[makntraks]

2 cucumbers and a box of KY Jelly!!
Was that all?

What tgpo forgot to mention was that she also made a pass at him..... she needed someone to clean the cucumbers I guess

makntraks

[housepig]

I worked as a bagger in a supermarket for 2 years. One lady got 2 cucumbers and a box of KY Jelly.

....and you're still upset that she turned you down for a date....

[Capmaster]

A bottle of hand lotion, a box of tissues, and a pictorial book about Janet Reno

[tgpo]

I asked no questions. I bagged it and ran off laughing.

[Tommyknocker]

I asked no questions. I bagged it and ran off laughing.

You stole her KY jelly and cucumbers? Did not want anyone to see you buy your own?

[The village idiot]

400 pounds ammonium-nitrate fertilizer
20 gallons diesel fuel
one steel 55-gallon drum

I may be wrong, but.... I don't think 400 pounds of fertilizer will fit in a 55 gallon drum. What are you planning to do, refine the fertilizer to extract the good stuff?

As a side note, the US dept. of Agriculture used to have the formula available for that type of explosive. They gave it to farmers so that they would have a safe means of removing stumps from their fields. Much safer than some of the other things that people had used to remove those stumps.

[housepig]

As a side note, the US dept. of Agriculture used to have the formula available for that type of explosive.

it still is available, at the U.S. Patent & Trademark office.

after the Oklahoma City bombing, when a bunch of recipies were found on the internet for fertilizer bombs and people were all up in arms about bad little website authors irresponsibly publicizing bomb-making information, we were sitting around at the PTO having a discussion about this.

one of my coworkers goes into the stacks and comes back out with a bundle of patents (easily 50 or 60), all dealing with different variations on fertilizer bombs. all available in a federally-funded, federally-maintained public library.

nowadays, since the PTO has managed to scan and archive all patents on it's website, I don't even have to go to Arlington, or to my local patent repository here in Minneapolis to get a copy, I can print one from my desktop.

[indolikaa]

A T-Bone Steak, a baked potato, and a wine cooler...

[Cobra]

Petrol, matches and anything that can be used as fuel.

As some members here know, that combo and myself don't mix too well...

[stiltman]

A T-Bone Steak, a baked potato, and a wine cooler...

you would never buy?


For me, I would never buy;
Pool acid, lye and 500 packages of sudafed

[indolikaa]

A T-Bone Steak, a baked potato, and a wine cooler...

you would never buy?

I'd never buy all three of them together. There are just some things that wine coolers don't go well with. And the cow doesn't deserve to be insulted anymore than s/he already has been...

[stiltman]

A T-Bone Steak, a baked potato, and a wine cooler...

you would never buy?

I'd never buy all three of them together. There are just some things that wine coolers don't go well with. And the cow doesn't deserve to be insulted anymore than s/he already has been...

OK, so it would be good without the cooler

[Keefkey]

Inflatable sheep, nurse's uniform and salad cream

Kitten, fireworks and matches

[flaninacupboard]

Kitten, fireworks and matches

Bag of sweets, a trenchcoat and a guide to the local parks.

[Ripper2860]

The book "Piloting Commercial Aircraft for Dummies"; a Box cutter; and a One-Way Airline Ticket.

[offline]

Bag of sweets, a trenchcoat and a guide to the local parks.

..and the Honorable gentleman calls me a pervert

Three things huh...

1) Elephant Man's remains

2) Nose surgery

3) Children's party favors

[Ripper2860]

Clown Suit, Party Favors and the John Gacy DVD.

A Freezer; a Chainsaw; and a 55 Gallon Drum of Industrial Acid.

[AND1]

pregnancy test
wire coat hangers
black trash bags

[Ripper2860]

Handgun; Ski Mask; Map to the Stars Homes

[tekkieman]

Sonic RecordNow, Naked Geek Media, sticky labels.....

Don't know that I'd buy them separately either!

Ok, I have used the occasional sticky label.....

[flaninacupboard]

Sonic RecordNow, Naked Geek Media, sticky labels.....

Don't know that I'd buy them separately either!

Ok, I have used the occasional sticky label.....

*Monty Python voice*


BLASPEMY!!!!

[Keefkey]

Binoculars, nudist beach guide and tissues.

Hamster, cotton wool and taxidermy guide.