Don't you just hate...?

[pacmania_2001]

Well for a change I was up early this morning and decided I'd go get the paper, bread and milk from the local shops.

Anyway, I'm just about finished when I see this good looking girl coming along that looks like an old friend of mine. Well as she gets closer I see that it isn't the girl I thought it was but alas the mystery girl says hi and asks if I'm still at Big W (the place I work). So I'm there trying to figure out who the hell she is whilst making a complete fool of myself because I can't think of who the hell she is.

Well she had to go to work so the conversation ended without me still having a clue as to who she was or how I knew her and now I'm pissed I didn't ask her out.

Not a good way to start the day.

[Tommyknocker]

Amazing. You pinch yourself and ask why does that have to hurt. Anyway, may I suggest the next time a pretty lady has you at such a disadvantage, tell her so. If she knows you, say, "I'm sorry, you have me at a disadvantage."

If you are meeting her for the first time, say something clever like; "Is your name as pretty as you are?", or the old favorite, "Are you a model?" In the latter be prepared for the "No, why?" response. "Beacause you look like one." is always a good back up.

Since she knows where you work, be prepared to see her again. I wish you all the best in any case.

[pacmania_2001]

I have a fair idea where she works because I saw the logo on her name tag (couldn't make out the name) so I'm going to ask around at work today if anyone knows who she could be.

My theory is that I either went to school with her or that she used to work at my workplace so if I ask around someone might know her. If that doesn't work I'm going to pay a visit to her workplace.

[tekkieman]

You should have just told her to call you sometime, given her your number, and when she called, you would know who she was. Or, you could have just asked her to write down hers. She most likely would have put her name on it!

[pacmania_2001]

Thats what a man who was thinking with his brain would have done. I was thinking with my other head.

She was so fine as well.

[tekkieman]

Thats what a man who was thinking with his brain would have done. I was thinking with my other head.

She was so fine as well.

Easy to think with your head when you're not the one in that situation!

[hech54]

I have a fair idea where she works because I saw the logo on her name tag (couldn't make out the name)

So you were actually talking to a pair of tits with this "noise" coming from somewhere above them?...

[flaninacupboard]

I have a fair idea where she works because I saw the logo on her name tag (couldn't make out the name)

So you were actually talking to a pair of tits with this "noise" coming from somewhere above them?...

seems about the size of it!

offline you perv!

[D_Knife]

Where was offline in this thread???

[flaninacupboard]

Done it again!! don't know what it is about you two guys.....

but offline IS a perv so it's ok :P

[offline]

So you were actually talking to a pair of tits with this "noise" coming from somewhere above them?...

Had to laugh at that one. Happens to me often. Even lost out
at a job interview because of it - a good job too. Strange
as I am fairly shy when it comes to the opposite sex - lights
out and no large mirrors please!

However sometimes I develop
this weird leer, start drooling and cannot shift my eyes from
the anatomy selected. It's not that I mentally undress them, more
like put them to four hours of fantasied Romanesque orgy complete
with animals and gravy - ready mixed.

I can't imagine how Hollywood actors do simulated sex scenes.
I'd either start to laugh insanely in a mad sort of fashion or
do the drooling bit and get slapped.

Ah well, a few years to go and the dirty mac will fit just fine
with the coke glasses and the grey hair. I'll be the one
over by the railway crossing, waiting to flash some old age pensioners.

[flaninacupboard]

So you were actually talking to a pair of tits with this "noise" coming from somewhere above them?...

Had to laugh at that one. Happens to me often. Even lost out
at a job interview because of it - a good job too. Strange
as I am fairly shy when it comes to the opposite sex - lights
out and no large mirrors please!

However sometimes I develop
this weird leer, start drooling and cannot shift my eyes from
the anatomy selected. It's not that I mentally undress them, more
like put them to four hours of fantasied Romanesque orgy complete
with animals and gravy - ready mixed.

I can't imagine how Hollywood actors do simulated sex scenes.
I'd either start to laugh insanely in a mad sort of fashion or
do the drooling bit and get slapped.

Ah well, a few years to go and the dirty mac will fit just fine
with the coke glasses and the grey hair. I'll be the one
over by the railway crossing, waiting to flash some old age pensioners.

See? what did i say?

[offline]

See? what did i say?

You'd make someone a good gaol biiatch, ya know Flan? :P

[Tommyknocker]

Well, Flaninacupboard won't be at large too much longer with his weird ways. They may end up as cellmates.



Offline and Flaninacupboard
in the "Big House"
Coming to a theatre near
you.

[offline]

The funny thing is Tommyknocker, looking at your history of posts
I believe you have certain issues that may be behind of some of your physical ailments and
your need to moralize occasionally in this forum. Also your jokes are not funny. Not a single one. period. 8)

I always aim to make a new friend each day

Caio

[Tommyknocker]

The funny thing is Tommyknocker, looking at your history of posts
I believe you have certain issues that may be behind of some of your physical ailments and
your need to moralize occasionally in this forum. Also your jokes are not funny. Not a single one. period. 8)

I always aim to make a new friend each day

Caio

I wasn't kidding. You keep on trying to "make" your new friends each day. Your sexuality is your business. And I really couldn't care less what you think of me or my post. Got it? Good.

[indolikaa]

Got it?

No. Please enlighten me...

[stiltman]

Got it?

No. Please enlighten me...

Ya me too.....

[flaninacupboard]

noooooooooooooooo, not the E word!! we'll be here all day!

[pacmania_2001]

I have a fair idea where she works because I saw the logo on her name tag (couldn't make out the name)

So you were actually talking to a pair of tits with this "noise" coming from somewhere above them?...

No...

I was trying the whole incognito approach which is why I didn't get her name from the tag. She did have a nice rack though.