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  1. 1st Jul 2004 16:55 #1
    tweedledee
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    The bad news is Saddam is facing the death penalty.........The good news ..... David Beckham will take it.
    "Whenever I need to "get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!" Jack Handey
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    who the hell is David Beckham?
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    Isn't he the US attorney defending Saddam?
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    Originally Posted by tweedledee
    The bad news is Saddam is facing the death penalty.........The good news ..... David Beckham will take it.
    Reminds me of another Beckham themed joke...

    In an attempt to get back at David (over his alleged affair), Victoria claims she had an affair with Michael Jackson. Jackson denied it saying he was in Brooklyn at the time.
    Wrap the tape firmly around the hamster...
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    I think they need to put Saddam in a US prison for a short while before they execute him. Let him get his a** rammed a couple of times and then he'll be asking to die.
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    Originally Posted by Keefkey
    Originally Posted by tweedledee
    The bad news is Saddam is facing the death penalty.........The good news ..... David Beckham will take it.
    Reminds me of another Beckham themed joke...

    In an attempt to get back at David (over his alleged affair), Victoria claims she had an affair with Michael Jackson. Jackson denied it saying he was in Brooklyn at the time.
    Who's Brooklyn?
    Hello.
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    http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=david+beckham+brooklyn&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&meta=
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    Beckham is a leading English footballer and...
    That explains why I don't know
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    They should just be-head him in the same square in Bagdad that we dragged his statue down in, and let an Iraqi and American hold the dull knife at the same time, you know...like when people cut the cake at a wedding reception. That would be justice.
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