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She claimed it was self-defense
She Broke Into the Hotel in Self-Defense?
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Jun 2, 8:37 am ET
COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - A member of Greenland's local parliament charged with breaking into a hotel and stealing liquor will plead "self-defense" because it was cold outside, national KNR radio reported on Friday.
Jensine Berthelsen of the liberal Atassut party said she had had to force her way into the hotel in the west coast town of Sisimiut. "It was cold and there was no other way to get in," she told the radio.
Police gave her the choice of a fine or going to court and Berthelsen opted for a trial. "If I pay the fine it amounts to declaring myself guilty, and I don't think I am," she said.
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What a dumb bitch! I hope she gets her ass nailed to the wall.
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she already would have had she broken into my hotel roomOriginally Posted by teegee420What a dumb bitch! I hope she gets her ass nailed to the wall.
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Kalaallit Nunaat has a parliament?
(Greenland. That ******* Icelandic chap who pawned off that name sure had a sense of humor, didn't he? Eric the Red, we salute you! )
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Good God, man! You'll hit anything with a pulse, won't you?Originally Posted by northcat_8she already would have had she broken into my hotel roomOriginally Posted by teegee420What a dumb bitch! I hope she gets her ass nailed to the wall. You need to replenish that porn collection right quick!
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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And your point is .....?Originally Posted by teegee420Good God, man! You'll hit anything with a pulse, won't you?Originally Posted by northcat_8she already would have had she broken into my hotel roomOriginally Posted by teegee420What a dumb bitch! I hope she gets her ass nailed to the wall. You need to replenish that porn collection right quick!
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If it's able to breathe, it's good enough for me.
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The STUDENTS!!! I don't want to see Northcat on the evening news!
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"pussy is pussy" ~Stiffler, American WeddingOriginally Posted by teegee420Good God, man! You'll hit anything with a pulse, won't you?Originally Posted by northcat_8she already would have had she broken into my hotel roomOriginally Posted by teegee420What a dumb bitch! I hope she gets her ass nailed to the wall. You need to replenish that porn collection right quick!
Besides, all hotel rooms have light switches, and if I am in hotel room, I will have a severe supply of alcohol...so...would I have nailed her?? Abso-*******-lutely. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Edit: I had a reply but you edited your post northcat :P
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Ah, another excellent use of the word 'abso-*******-lutely' by a veteran member.
Bravo, bravo.
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Whit if she looked like thisOriginally Posted by northcat_8"pussy is pussy" ~Stiffler, American WeddingOriginally Posted by teegee420Good God, man! You'll hit anything with a pulse, won't you?Originally Posted by northcat_8she already would have had she broken into my hotel roomOriginally Posted by teegee420What a dumb bitch! I hope she gets her ass nailed to the wall. You need to replenish that porn collection right quick!
Besides, all hotel rooms have light switches, and if I am in hotel room, I will have a severe supply of alcohol...so...would I have nailed her?? Abso-*******-lutely.
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You and that ******* wet blanket of a pic, gitreel!
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I think I've already made my stance on Miss Reno known.Originally Posted by gitreelWhit if she looked like thisOriginally Posted by northcat_8"pussy is pussy" ~Stiffler, American WeddingOriginally Posted by teegee420Good God, man! You'll hit anything with a pulse, won't you?Originally Posted by northcat_8she already would have had she broken into my hotel roomOriginally Posted by teegee420What a dumb bitch! I hope she gets her ass nailed to the wall. You need to replenish that porn collection right quick!
Besides, all hotel rooms have light switches, and if I am in hotel room, I will have a severe supply of alcohol...so...would I have nailed her?? Abso-*******-lutely.
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Hey he said pussy was pussy. Even I have standards.Originally Posted by teegee420You and that ******* wet blanket of a pic, gitreel!
He would probably put a bag over her head, or maybe a second bag over his head in case hers fell off
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BagsOriginally Posted by gitreelHey he said pussy was pussy. Even I have standards.Originally Posted by teegee420You and that ******* wet blanket of a pic, gitreel!
He would probably put a bag over her head, or maybe a second bag over his head in case hers fell off
Amateurs.....
Remember now class....beauty is only a light switch away. In such case that you find yourself mounting a beast such as this in broad daylight with no way to go to total darkness, you must insist on the doggy style position.
Also do not forget, the top of every woman's head looks the same...if that's too sickening, make her wear a hat.
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Words to live by. That one should definitely go in the "DVDRhelp.com Book of Knowledge".Originally Posted by northcat_8Also do not forget, the top of every woman's head looks the same...if that's too sickening, make her wear a hat.
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You know....after reading what I wrote....and that it was in reference to Janet Reno.....
I'll bet she would pop those false teeth out and give a gumjob of a life time
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Greenland is f'in cold. Thule AB there is for some hardy folk. Being Minnesotan it wasn't quite as bad as I thought it would be but I can certainly see breaking into something to stay warm if the winds start picking up off the caps.
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Northcat, my friend, you are the thread ******-upper MASTER! Take a bow!
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OMFG LMFAO ROFOriginally Posted by northcat_8You know....after reading what I wrote....and that it was in reference to Janet Reno.....
I'll bet she would pop those false teeth out and give a gumjob of a life time
I've got tears dripping from my eyes over that one. Make sure you wash afterwards. You don't want nob-rot.
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You would probably have to wash twice. -
Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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I'll take vinyl over Janet any day. True that pussy is pussy, but they haven't identified just what Janet is yet. She could be alien, or part wildebeest
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Is it not about time certain threads had this put next to them?
And if you're wondering what this means:
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At least twice...younger women will complain about the Denture Cream taste if you don't wash it good enoughOriginally Posted by gitreel
You would probably have to wash twice.
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Master of Time & Space
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TheOriginally Posted by CobraIs it not about time certain threads had this put next to them?
And if you're wondering what this means:
http://www.bbfc.org
Cobra whole OT forum needs this warning. "Don't let your children stray to the OT and go over to the Red Wing side"
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