Tax dollars hard at work

[Guest]

I know some of the regulars around here pull down a governmnet paycheck. I was thinking about how much time people **** around here during work(including myself). I think it is awesome that my tax dollars are fueling such twisted exchanges. It is one of the few things I'm, happy to su[pport with my tax contributions :P

ps-not meant to be a political post

[pacmania_2001]

Do you want to know what's scary?

The man on here with the midget clown fetish is partly responsible for the future of your country when it comes to weapons.

The man with the fetish for wearing the dolmio grin could be teaching your son or daughter or any other loved one that is of schooling age.

[indolikaa]

This is an investment of our tax dollars!


I'm getting more 'social service' here than I'll ever see from my own government.

[flaninacupboard]

can you imagine

"damn, the ruskies have launched weapons! retaliate! fire 30 nukes to moscow, right now!"

"YES SIR!!"

a couple hours later the missiles hit their target, and 30 giant inflatable sheep roam the streets, menacing the locals. grrrrr! raarrrrrrgh!

But hey, at least you'd be backed up by an army of blood loving, gun toting teenagers!

[Capmaster]

can you imagine

"damn, the ruskies have launched weapons! retaliate! fire 30 nukes to moscow, right now!"

"YES SIR!!"

a couple hours later the missiles hit their target, and 30 giant inflatable sheep roam the streets, menacing the locals. grrrrr! raarrrrrrgh!

But hey, at least you'd be backed up by an army of blood loving, gun toting teenagers!

The enemy would be forced, at gunpoint, to engage in various aspects of intimate congress with the inflatables .....all on camera, of course. I could see that

[pacmania_2001]

The enemy would be forced, at gunpoint, to engage in various aspects of intimate congress with the inflatables .....all on camera, of course. I could see that

You don't happen to work at Abu Ghraib by any chance Cap?

[flaninacupboard]

you just had to bring the tone down, didn't you?

guess what guys, TTIFU.....

[indolikaa]

You got that right...

[Capmaster]

The enemy would be forced, at gunpoint, to engage in various aspects of intimate congress with the inflatables .....all on camera, of course. I could see that

You don't happen to work at Abu Ghraib by any chance Cap?

Hey, when I was in the middle east, I was a consultant. C O N S U L T A N T. They can't prove otherwise

[indolikaa]

All those who have ever downloaded porn on a government network while collecting government-funded paychecks...

[flaninacupboard]

All those who have ever downloaded porn on a government network while collecting government-funded paychecks...

That's too funny!

and every time cap sneaks out to the "restroom" to play pocket pool, you all pay him to do it

[Guest]

Too bad u cant allocate where you want oyur tax dollars specifically.

"my first $1000 of my taxes will go toward 100 vinal sheep"

[northcat_8]

You see the small lines above and below my red wings badge in my signature line???

Copy and paste the longer one into notepad and read what it says....

....I over heard one kid saying it to his friends

Trust me, we are no more fucked up than the ones coming behind us

[Capmaster]

All those who have ever downloaded porn on a government network while collecting government-funded paychecks...

That's too funny!

and every time cap sneaks out to the "restroom" to play pocket pool, you all pay him to do it

Hahaha Seriously, shortly after they installed T1 internet access on everyone's PC in the '90s, a bunch of contractor employees got busted for dl'ing porn. Fired immediately. They had neglected to give out the rules, although you don't have to be a genius to figure out that if you're being paid by uncle sam, using uncle sam's computer and network, you probably shouldn't download porn all day. The taxpayers get miffed when stories like that turn up in the morning paper on the front page

There are two ways to get immediately fired, with no possible appeal, where I work - download porn, and falsify your timesheet - specifically putting down that you were at work when you weren't. Common sense stuff.

Noooo, all my porn I get from my home cable modem connection, but the selection of interesting midget clown porn is dwindling. Probably because I've gotten it all already

[indolikaa]

Sounds about right. I loved the fact that I was working about multi-billion dollar computer hardware, and I was filling out a manual timesheet on a piece of paper.


They are FAR more sensitive about downloading porn than they are about charging strippers to your government Visa card, though... :P

[Guest]

Do you want to know what's scary?

The man on here with the midget clown fetish is partly responsible for the future of your country when it comes to weapons.

The man with the fetish for wearing the dolmio grin could be teaching your son or daughter or any other loved one that is of schooling age.

Scary.Whatca talkin bout Willis?

Cap in charge of weapons development?? Cool with me.Did u see what he got his gun to do? I say he gets a promotion.

[Capmaster]

Do you want to know what's scary?

The man on here with the midget clown fetish is partly responsible for the future of your country when it comes to weapons.

The man with the fetish for wearing the dolmio grin could be teaching your son or daughter or any other loved one that is of schooling age.

Scary.Whatca talkin bout Willis?

Cap in charge of weapons development?? Cool with me.Did u see what he got his gun to do? I say he gets a promotion.

Unless the boss finds out it was his picture I was shooting at

[Doramius]

Cap., I might consider purchasing one of your guns if you have it in a rifle model.
I work for a financial institution, so my porn is paid by intrest rates. I'm hoping the rates go up as I've been dealing with the dollar porn lately. Each time you refi, I'm a doubly happy man.