Capmaster missing and I know why....

[northcat_8]

Having noticed capmaster's recent absence around here, I took it upon myself to go searching for him and I believe I know where he's been.



http://www.muttonbone.com/

[northcat_8]

Mrs. Cap,
just emailed me this pic, taken from a bathroom cam....






I'm working on yours Indo

[flaninacupboard]

sheep in stockings.......?

[Ripper2860]

Ok, now! Y'all lay of of my good friend Capmaster. While I have been sworn to secrecy and bound by Client-Doctor Priviledge (I am his Doctor), I feel that for his own good and to stem the tide of these horrific rumors, that I must reveal his whereabouts.

Capmaster has entered a clinic and is undergoing a 12 step program and is not allowed access to the internet.

The person "supposedly" caught on the bathroom cam picture is actually Capmaster without his raincoat and glasses and seen in an early phase of his re-habilitation. In this photo he is P.I.S.S'ed as he is wearing a medical device called a Penile Interactive Stiffy Suppressor (i.e. PISS). While it resembles a diaper, it performs a critical function in his recovery, as it is designed to thwart any erection. Here is has entered the stage where he is introduced to a "Dollie" simulator and the probes attached to his genitalia generate a mild and discomforting shock should an erection begin. This basically causes his penis and testicles to shrink into his chest. Utlimately, he will associate sheep with this discomfort and the desire and resultant erections will cease.

He is progressing nicely and has now moved to the stage where he is engaging in intercourse with woolen mittens while watching Pappy Boyington and Black Sheep Squadron re-runs on TV. This is indeed great news.

He is progressing nicely and I encourage you all to post or PM him with your words of encouragment, as he will be home soon and able to read and respond.

Thank you !!

Ripper2860, MD, PhD, FFA

[Tommyknocker]

If you're thinking about writing comedy for a living, don't give up your day job just yet.

[Ripper2860]

Actually, Tommyknocker -- I did not give up my day job; it gave me up. A casualty of the I.T. Sector slow-down.

I just post this stuff for my own amusement and to give me something to do while looking. I get a laugh out of it and hope some others do as well.

Thank you for your concern and career advice! I guess I'll be scratching that off my list of prospective career changes.

[Capmaster]

My wife assured me she would not make that picture public.

My therapy is progressing nicely, but there's a downside: I forgot to take off the P.I.S.S. and started viewing my regular porn on the internet. When I got to the Olsen Twins and immediately sported mahogany, the damn contraption gave me such a shock I could taste my nutsack

Now I find myself thinking about Will Hay with Pacmania, and Marianne Faithful with Mick Jagger to keep from getting wood. I don't want another 5 kilovolt jolt

I need help ....these constant thoughts of VIDEOHELP.COM members are most disturbing. Maybe if Carla Aragon comes back to the house for a follow-up Indolikaa 3,000 post story follow-up I can get her to tug the spam.

Seriously, it's been a busy weekend and I've only been able to log on a few times in the mornings.

[VCDHunter]

My therapy is progressing nicely

You don't seem to making any progress

[northcat_8]

sorry cap....I was extremely bored yesterday and I got a new laptop and I was playing with photoshop on it.

[Capmaster]

sorry cap....I was extremely bored yesterday and I got a new laptop and I was playing with photoshop on it.

I completely approve
Who is the poor bastard in the diapers?

[northcat_8]

I don't know, I got that part of the picture at ebaumsworld

[Capmaster]

I keep getting drawn to that pic like driving past an accident scene. That's just so wrong

[VCDHunter]

Who is the poor bastard in the diapers?

At a guess I'd say Will Hay - but only cause of the diapers

[northcat_8]

Who is the poor bastard in the diapers?

At a guess I'd say Will Hay - but only cause of the diapers

Cut Will some slack...I heard he's in pull-ups now