Married or Comitted and on a tight leash?

[Ripper2860]

I originally was going to PM BeaverEater this, but thought -- what the hell, a lot of us could use this ....

[Will Hay]

You might want to add a few options and make this a poll adults can join in with
But you single guys don't want to hear about us 30+ hapilly married folks, do you?

Yeah, I can hear you...
...."get with the program gramps"
Sure, okay
Will

[WeedVender]

Well right now its like my girlfriend has barb wire tied to my balls.. I cant do anything.. But she is FINE and smart so i dunno what to do...

[curryman]

i'm married to a beautiful women who i am very committed to and if being on a tight leash is something i have to do to have the first two, then so be it.
:P

[Hardcoreruss]

She hates me and for some reason I let her control me and my wallet, women !!

[Will Hay]

i'm married to a beautiful women who i am very committed to and if being on a tight leash is something i have to do to have the first two, then so be it.
:P

Man, I couldn't have put it better myself, but even had I typed it first I would have still said
Will

[Ripper2860]

i'm married to a beautiful women who i am very committed to and if being on a tight leash is something i have to do to have the first two, then so be it.
:P

OOOH! Someone's getting LUCKY tonight !!!!

[Cobra]

I'm single, and a student.

It doesn't get much better than that!

Cobra

[Ripper2860]

******* !!! Just go ahead and rub it in you BASTARD !!!


... jealousy once again rear it's ugly head !! Please accept my apologies.

[curryman]

curryman wrote:
i'm married to a beautiful women who i am very committed to and if being on a tight leash is something i have to do to have the first two, then so be it.



OOOH! Someone's getting LUCKY tonight !!!!

She just read this post and yes i am now getting lucky tonight....yeehaah!!
more polls of the same please

[indolikaa]

Married.

And I spend all the money she makes!

[curryman]

I'm single, and a student.

It doesn't get much better than that

******* !!! Just go ahead and rub it in you BASTARD !!!


... jealousy once again rear it's ugly head !! Please accept my apologies

single and a student, but can you say you are defenitly going to get it tonight.......I can

curryman wrote:
i'm married to a beautiful women who i am very committed to and if being on a tight leash is something i have to do to have the first two, then so be it.




Man, I couldn't have put it better myself, but even had I typed it first I would have still said
Will

yeh!, starting to feel a bit daft myself now

[Cobra]

******* !!! Just go ahead and rub it in you BASTARD !!!

Don't worry... I WILL!

can you say you are defenitly going to get it tonight.......I can

Not only can you say that, curryman, but your marriage means one hell of a lot more than any other relationship I have ever had.

Cobra

[Ripper2860]

Thanks Curryman. That is so true !! I don't feel so bad now.

BTW -- I have started a How Much do you Love your Wife or Girl Friend thread (aka the "Honey look at the nice things I posted about you for all to see -- Now can we have sex tonight?") thread.

This would be a spouse girlfriend friendly thread with one objective --


Ssssshhhh ! Don't tell the ladies!

[pacmania_2001]

Single at the moment, now if only I could bed some of the 16 (legal age) and 17 year olds that constantly hang around with me I wouldn't be on here as often as I am.

Don't have the time for a proper relationship.

[northcat_8]

I'm only on a leash when she is the master. She usually prefers the submissive role though For some reason she always makes me wear this vinyl goat costume (must be capmaster's sister )

single guys don't want to hear about us 30+ hapilly married folks

Holy Cow...that's up quite a few points....last I heard there were only 19-20 happily married couples and now there are over 30???? WOW!!! :P

My wife and I have a very give and take relationship. We ask eachother things out of respect than anything else..."hey, do you mind if I go to ________ this weekend?".

I will tell you this single guys, crack on us married folks all you want...but I was in the singles market for quite a while and sure you take home some freaks who will do anything...you haven't been fucked until your wife of some length of time, comes home, looks at you and decides she's going to get it the way she wants it and you are going to give it to her or die trying....I don't know about anyone else, but married sex is 100 times better than single sex.

[krazydl]

live with a girlfriend. on certain things, i'm leashed very tightly(spending/saving money, going back to school, smoking......)-things that i needed to be doing by myself but can't do.
but most of time, she let's me do whatever i want. she lets me go out w/ friends, lets me sit in front of computer for hours, cooks for me so i don't have to spend money on food, and makes me happy(?) so i don't have to look around for other ladies,....
our relationship is based on trust, so we don't bother each other much.
only thing that bothers me is, she wants to have a baby as soon as possible(cause i'm early 30' and she is late 20'). is it wise idea?can anybody give me an advise, please?

[Capmaster]

For some reason she always makes me wear this vinyl goat costume (must be capmaster's sister )

SIS!!!

It just occurred to me that this makes us relatives. Can I come to school with you some day and bring my pinhole camera? PLEASE???? 8)

I don't know about anyone else, but married sex is 100 times better than single sex.

I've always liked hitting married women better too

In my house I do what I want. Just the other day I said I was headed out and I asked her for my balls, and because of the firm tone of my voice I got them right away

BTW, no vote. I didn't see a "Let me ask her if I'm allowed to vote" option

[Ripper2860]

How could I possibly have overlooked it?? Of course, I totally forgot to account for the truly immasculated!

A mere oversight...

Capmaster -- You may now vote !!! I have added the appropriate option. How sad.

[Capmaster]

How could I possibly have overlooked it?? Of course, I totally forgot to account for the truly immasculated!

A mere oversight...

Capmaster -- You may now vote !!! I have added the appropriate option. How sad.

Thanks Rip. I feel more like a man already

[indolikaa]

How could I possibly have overlooked it?? Of course, I totally forgot to account for the truly immasculated!

A mere oversight...

Capmaster -- You may now vote !!! I have added the appropriate option. How sad.

Thanks Rip. I feel more like a man already

Right! Which option did she authorize you to select?

[pacmania_2001]

My wife and I have a very give and take relationship.

You give, she takes?

I will tell you this single guys, crack on us married folks all you want...but I was in the singles market for quite a while and sure you take home some freaks who will do anything...you haven't been fucked until your wife of some length of time, comes home, looks at you and decides she's going to get it the way she wants it and you are going to give it to her or die trying....I don't know about anyone else, but married sex is 100 times better than single sex.

I prefer the buffet over ordering a specific item on the menu.

[indolikaa]

you haven't been fucked until your wife of some length of time, comes home, looks at you and decides she's going to get it the way she wants it and you are going to give it to her or die trying...

hudder:

Yeah, I've been there. Recently, in fact...

Maybe Cosmo magazine isn't such a bad thing after all.

[Capmaster]

How could I possibly have overlooked it?? Of course, I totally forgot to account for the truly immasculated!

A mere oversight...

Capmaster -- You may now vote !!! I have added the appropriate option. How sad.

Thanks Rip. I feel more like a man already

Right! Which option did she authorize you to select?

Why, the last one of course.
I go according to the chart:


which reflects information in this:

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[northcat_8]

I prefer the buffet over ordering a specific item on the menu.

no one ever claimed that you had to eat at the same establishment everytime...Variety is the spice of life.

My wife tends to frown upon girlfriends, so I don't mention them to her anymore :P :P :P


@capmaster
Those are great Cap...but your wife is going to throw out your midget porn collection and deflate your goat for your insubordination...I'm sure she didn't give you permission to post those things

[indolikaa]

@capmaster
Those are great Cap...but your wife is going to throw out your midget porn collection and deflate your goat for your insubordination...I'm sure she didn't give you permission to post those things

Baahhdd goat.


EDIT: Failed curryman's ******* Quotes Class again!

[Capmaster]

I prefer the buffet over ordering a specific item on the menu.

no one ever claimed that you had to eat at the same establishment everytime...Variety is the spice of life.

My wife tends to frown upon girlfriends, so I don't mention them to her anymore :P :P :P


@capmaster
Those are great Cap...but your wife is going to throw out your midget porn collection and deflate your goat for your insubordination...I'm sure she didn't give you permission to post those things

My porn collection is electronic and encrypted. My goat is hidden in a safe place.

But I see myself more like Al Bundy than Bud, who brought inflatables to prime-time. More and more I hear one of Al's lines and wonder why the audience thinks it's so funny ....it's how I feel too
I just hope I never get man-tits like old Al

[pacmania_2001]

Nothing sexier than a man needing a bra.

[northcat_8]

Never know Cap...while you are sneaking time with your vinyl goat....she may be using that time with her silicon horse

:P

[Capmaster]

Never know Cap...while you are sneaking time with your vinyl goat....she may be using that time with her silicon horse

:P

You mean while I'm mounting the mutton she might be riding the sybian?