Married or Comitted and on a tight leash?

[Ripper2860]

Capmaster --

How can the wife not question the air compressor by the bed and the nightstand drawer full of vinyl repair kits. And surely she knows about the dresser drawer full of goat intimate wear (ala fishnet stockings, garter, etc.)

She's got to be in on it and secretly watching from the closet. Along with "trigger" and your midget clown friends !!

[Capmaster]

Capmaster --

How can the wife not question the air compressor by the bed and the nightstand drawer full of vinyl repar kits. And surely has knows about the dresser drawer full of goat intimate wear (ala fishnet stockings, garter, etc.)

She's got to be in on it and secretly watching from the closet. Along with "trigger" and your midget clown friends !!

LMFAO!
No comment - I can't type. My eyes are watering too much, hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ripper2860]

I wasn't trying to be funny ...


... OK -- I was !!


Reading your posts are like driving by a horrific car wreck -- you know it's going to be sick, gorey, and turn your stomach, but you slow down and look anyway.

Here I thought you were the perv, and it turns out it's me!!

[northcat_8]

RIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

You weren't suppose to say anything!!!! His wife has been sending me the tapes for a few months now, I've been selling them on the internet for her......2 more months and she would have been able to afford that Clydesdale....she's got the whole house wired and camera'd....one thing is for sure....Cap loves his midget goats dressed like clowns.

....and don't say you haven't been to my site....I ran your IP address, you spent 6 hours on it last saturday going through the video clips...Cap has a thing for those goats and it's going to make us all rich, so SHHHHHHHHHHHHH, the agreement with his wife is on the down low.... :P :P

[indolikaa]

Cap has a thing for those goats and it's going to make us all rich

I'm waiting for the DVD release myself. And there'd better be DTS and multiple camera angles, too. I'm not shelling out $999 for this collection just to have a bunch of DVDs that were authored by amateurs.

[northcat_8]

No worries Indo...his wife has it hooked up, she has a full 360 spherical camera set up, shooting it in Hi-Def!!!!

Are you also wanting the extra footage of "Chicken Experiment gone wrong"? If you haven't downloaded the clip yet...let me just say, Cap gives new meaning to KFC's finger lickin good slogan... feathers are flying everywhere!!

[Ripper2860]

I heard Capmaster dressed as a clown and once did children's parties to work his way through college...

...Unfortunately his business took a turn for the worse when the only balloon animal he could make was a GOAT and he would never let the kids have them as he preferred to KEEP THEM FOR HIMSELF; making the kids and parents quite angry!

The icing on the cake, however, was when he dressed the ballon goats he made in crotchless panties, leather knee-high boots with stiletto hells and clip-on nipple rings. He would then cover the balloon goat in hand lotion and carress his balloon goat creations while sobbing hysterically and whispering into his goat's ear what he would do to her once he could get her alone. He would then exuse himself and go sit in the back seat of his car with his balloon goat for 20-30 minutes -- afterwhich he would return to the now terrified parents and children with a silly clown grin; smoking a cigarrette.

Needless to say -- that was the end of that business and the beginning of Mr. Cappie as we know him today !!


I see a made for TV bio in the works. I got 1st dibbs on securing the rights !!!!

[indolikaa]

And you'd better be using Taiyo Yuden 'cause all other media is shit. And I expect only the best media because I care about quality and want to rip and upload from only the best source.

[beavereater]

I am so glad my girl is not into computers, or DVDRHELP.com because if she saw me complain here, I wouldn't be getting any for a looooong time.

[Capmaster]

I'm going to have to have a few words with the little woman. I've noticed she's been buying herself better jewelry these days, drives a Hummer, and has put up an inordinate number of clydesdale pictures ....in the bedroom

While I was staring at the horsie pics yesterday I tripped over the air compressor and fell face-first into the sushi-flavored K-Y.

Those children were all evil little bastards ....screaming and carrying on like that while I was demonstrating Muffy the sheep. And do you know how hard it is to put nipple rings on an inflatable sheep?

And imagine my shock when I bought the clown-with-sheep porn off e-bay and found that the guy in the clip had a mole on his ass just like mine

I think I've smoothed things over with her, but now I've got to whinny like a horse "during".

[northcat_8]

...Unfortunately his business took a turn for the worse when the only balloon animal he could make was a GOAT and he would never let the kids have them as he preferred to KEEP THEM FOR HIMSELF; making the kids and parents quite angry!

Now that's funny!! Good one Rip

The icing on the cake, however, was when he dressed the ballon goats he made in crotchless panties, leather knee-high boots with stiletto hells and clip-on nipple rings. He would then cover the balloon goat in hand lotion and carress his balloon goat creations while sobbing hysterically and whispering into his goat's ear what he would do to her once he could get her alone. He would then exuse himself and go sit in the back seat of his car with his balloon goat for 20-30 minutes -- afterwhich he would return to the now terrified parents and children with a silly clown grin; smoking a cigarrette.

Um....too much detail to be made up....is there some kind of balloon animal fetish that I have been missing out on??

And you'd better be using Taiyo Yuden 'cause all other media is shit. And I expect only the best media because I care about quality and want to rip and upload from only the best source.

Taiyo Yuden....Taiyo Shmuden....still crap media. ALL DVD's will be burnt on the Naked Geek media the number one godsend of all blank DVD-R media...you still love Taiyo Yuden because you have been around radioactive material too often and it has retarded your rationality and common sense control centers in your brain...ARE YOU AN ORGANIC CHEMIST???? No, you're not are you? didn't think so...

I will do a good job authoring. I have already edited christmas tape, I edited the video to get right to the point...you know, I cut out things like, when Cap was attaching antlers to the goat and things that you don't really want to see.

I have to give props to his wife though, the night vision was an excellent idea...kind of wierd but it adds another dimension to the whole experience.

I also put some masks over some sections, one where you are watching through a key hole...kind of a flash back to 14 years old watching your friend's sister or mother getting dressed or showering And I also have a curtain mask over parts for all those peeping toms out there...or as we refer to them...window fans. Have a binocular view...back to 14 years old and the hot girl lived a few houses down

You won't be disappointed Indo...gratification guaranteed

[Capmaster]

Um....too much detail to be made up....is there some kind of balloon animal fetish that I have been missing out on??

It happened to Lordsmurf and Indo ......

flash back to 14 years old watching your friend's sister or mother getting dressed or showering

Flash back to Saturday

[tgpo]

I'm engaged, planning on marriage in about a year or so, depends on when I find a job when I get out of school.

[indolikaa]

Taiyo Yuden....Taiyo Shmuden....still crap media. ALL DVD's will be burnt on the Naked Geek media the number one godsend of all blank DVD-R media...you still love Taiyo Yuden because you have been around radioactive material too often and it has retarded your rationality and common sense control centers in your brain...ARE YOU AN ORGANIC CHEMIST???? No, you're not are you? didn't think so...

I AM an organic chemist.

I have certificates from the International Institute of Vodka Distilleries' Research and Development Department, but because they chose to put my real name on the certificate I choose not to submit them for your inspection. Therefore, you will just have to take my word for it, along with my many other satisfied customers, that my mixed drinks are the best in the industry.

And unlike Naked Geek, you will not find this organic chemist chokin' his chicken to provide any 'secret ingredients' for his special formula. Mine is a completely revolutionary technique that involves hot-pepper vodka, Vanilla Coke, shoe leather, and minute amounts of Americium-241 I steal from the smoke detectors at Wal-Mart. And it's patented, so don't you even think of trying to clone my concoction!

[northcat_8]

And unlike Naked Geek, you will not find this organic chemist chokin' his chicken

Liar.