Earth Day in Central Park?

[indolikaa]

from foxnews.com
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,117952,00.html

NEW YORK — Two gay lovers — a man in a black dress and a boy in only a pair of shorts — protested their families' lack of understanding for their relationship by climbing a Central Park (search) tree on Thursday, stripping, performing lewd acts in front of onlookers and refusing to come down for hours.

The lovers, ages 32 and 17, scaled the 55-foot larch tree next to the Chess and Checkers House (search) around 4 p.m., said Detective John Sweeney, a police department spokesman.

The couple had told the boy's parents about their relationship and been rebuked, police said.

The man — described by the New York Post as a pre-operative transsexual — played on branches near the top of the tree and waved at onlookers while the boy sat quietly a few feet below him. Police said the man later performed oral sex on the boy and stripped down to a thong to taunt them.

Police were alerted to the mischief when an onlooker flagged down a bicycle officer. When Emergency Services Unit (search) officers responded, "the two individuals began to shout obscenities to the approaching officers, threatening to push the officers down and throw branches at them in an effort to ward the officers off," police Inspector William Callahan said.

The two were in danger of falling because the tree's largest branches were only 4 inches thick and couldn't support their weight for long, said police, who set up an inflatable safety mat on the ground.

Police negotiators who went up the tree to talk the couple down gave them soft drinks — a Diet Vanilla Coke was one specific demand — and water. A crowd of about 100 onlookers stood nearby.

After about five hours, police put harnesses on the lovers and began to lure them down. The names of the lovers were not immediately released.

The couple were taken to a hospital for evaluation, and Callahan said arrests and criminal charges depended on the outcomes of those evaluations.

No one was injured in the bizarre Earth Day stunt, Callahan said.

"When I heard they were in a tree," he said, "I figured it was very fitting."

— The New York Post contributed to this report.

[jeex]

tgpo sure does loves trees and big wood...

[northcat_8]

I could have gotten them out of the tree for .20 cents.

12 gauge, 1 shell...they just needed to have their priorities realigned...stay in tree making a fool of myself...or come out of tree and get buckshot removed from body.

[indolikaa]

But which would you have targeted?

Oh, wait. I see. You're thinking in terms of conical space and it's migration from 2D space to 3D physics.

Gotcha, Keptin!

[jeex]

these people could have been terrorists.. i say we nuke central park, just incase.. we must protect freedom from the evildoers.. we must protect the sanctity of of tax cuts for the wealthiest.

[northcat_8]

Two gay lovers — a man in a black dress and a boy in only a pair of shorts

Either one...it's win win.

That's why I chose a 12 gauge instead of my 30-30...12 gauge = wide pattern maybe both. 8)

Don't get me started against the gay crowd....

[lordsmurf]

200 years ago they'd have hung the 32-y/o in the same tree and beat the hell out of the 17-y/o kid.

And they say time make things "progress".

[indolikaa]

You used 'hung' and 'beat' in that sentence. That was just wrong.

[thayne]

Anyone else here notice all the weird ass shit going on around the world right now. This story is tame compared to some of the weird ass shit I have seen in the news lately....

[jeex]

You used 'hung' and 'beat' in that sentence. That was just wrong.

ahahahahahahhaha

[Will Hay]

17 is too young to be making such decisions on homosexuality, and the bastards in the UK have lowered this legal right to 16.
Kids, especially boys, are fucked up at 17, they know bugger all about what they want and are very sexually niave.
I would have shot the old bastard out of the tree there and then.
Will


EDIT: If anyone is the US hears of the outcome, please post it here

[adam]

Unless the guy is a serious whackjob he's going to go to jail for a long time. That's statutory rape and there's no way the D.A. isn't going to prosecute after a public stunt like this. I'm sure he'll fit in just fine in prison though.

[VCDHunter]

17 is too young to be making such decisions on homosexuality, and the bastards in the UK have lowered this legal right to 16.
Kids, especially boys, are fucked up at 17, they know bugger all about what they want and are very sexually niave.

Speaking from experience will ?

I didn't know a great deal at 17 but I knew enough to figure out I didn't want another mans **** anywhere near me. I'm not homophobic, I just don't want another mans dick anywhere near me. I didn't need any law to point this out to me either.

[offline]

I just don't want another mans dick anywhere near me.

You say that now VCD but what if you had that Bobbit fellow's dick?


I'd stick it in a jar of metho and sell it on ebay. Then I'd retire unless
there were other parts I could get hold of and sell (thinkin about that
chap who carved up those bodies in his flat)
There are sicko's out there who would pay $$$ for that stuff and
I'm the sicko who wants to sell it

[VCDHunter]

I just don't want another mans dick anywhere near me.

You say that now VCD but what if you had that Bobbit fellow's dick?

Didn't he get his sewn back on ? I thought he was working in porn ?

[adam]

It was sewn back on shortly after the incident. He ended up getting a penile enlargement later. He claimed it was because he lost some length due to the reattachment, but his previous acquantences said he was always lacking.

Anyway, the funny part is that he did do 1 porno called Frankenpenis. They have scenes with him before and after surgery and he basically becomes a sex monster. I saw it on Howard Stern.

[northcat_8]

Ahhhh....Howard Stern.....

Only in America can a goofy looking SOB like that have UDA Top Choice Grade A ass that close to him on a regular basis.

Where Oh where did I go wrong????

[offline]

Didn't he get his sewn back on ? I thought he was working in porn ?

Oh. I forgot. It is ebay right? So any dick will do.

[RabidDog]

Seems to me this kid had already made some sort of decision on his sexuality..strange how its Ok to decide your het at 16 but its not ok to be gay or bi. If its good enough for Obi wan Kinobe.....

[tgpo]

tgpo sure does loves trees and big wood...

Thanks for joining me in the tree too jeex, I'm not sure If I remembered to thank you for your services rendered up there.

[Will Hay]

O LRD SV M FRM TXTRS

Brillaint

[ChrisX]

17 is too young to be making such decisions on homosexuality, and the bastards in the UK have lowered this legal right to 16. Will

In Sydney, we have done the same thing, lowered the legal right of gay age of consent down from 18 to 16 to be in line with hetrosexual laws.

I can't see a problem with that or you just against homosexuals?

Chris

[ChrisX]

Anyone else here notice all the weird ass shit going on around the world right now. This story is tame compared to some of the weird ass shit I have seen in the news lately....

Yes, much worse news I've noticed such as having sex with a poor donkey .

[Will Hay]

I can't see a problem with that or you just against homosexuals?

Don't be such a fool.
Read my post again, the one you extracted the quote from.
JEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH!
Will

[ChrisX]

I can't see a problem with that or you just against homosexuals?

Don't be such a fool.
Will

?????

[Will Hay]

......taken to PM (to prevent dickhead*s* reporting us).
Will