What a great friday night! and how it went downhill.

[pacmania_2001]

Well it was friday night again after a long week of pretending to do something meaningful, otherwise known as being a university student, so my friends and I decided to hit the local pub/club.

I am the designated driver (meaning no drinks whatsoever) so I go around to pick up my first mate, first mistake. His dad and him are argueing over whether what he is wearing is good enough to get him into the pub/club. It's always good when people argue in front of you like you don't exist.

Anyway, after picking up my other mate up we get to the club and decided to stake out a position on the top level. Another mistake after my friend starts getting a little too tipsy and decided it would be a great idea to spit ice over the balcony into the beer garden. Anyway after trying to restrain him he takes on the angry drunk persona and throws his glass on the ground. Again, lots of fun when 50 or so people are looking at you as if you are with a retard.

After that incident was over and my mate had calmed down a bit we were just sitting on one of these lounges when I spotted one of my mates (who was with another group), so I hop up to go chat to him and in the process of doing so trip on a table leg. Now in my split second wiseness to try and regain balance I grab a glass instead of the handle knob next to it thus breaking another glass. We get the same bar tender girl again who cleaned up the first broken glass and by this time she thinks we are retarded or something. At least she was a looker and gave us something to do.

From then on the rest of the night starts to go more smoothly until a chick friend I had arranged to meet with showed up. Now my other two mates, quite drunk decide its a great idea to start hitting on her. Of course they are piss drunk so it mostly involves slobbering, begging, pleading and then finally when none of those work, insults and crude words. So my female friend isn't too happy and leaves after 5 minutes taking away any chance of making the rest of the night "eventful".

After that the rest of the night went more smoothly till it came time for the drive home. We're about 100 metres or so before the first mates house I had to drop home and low and behold he starts puking. Before I have a chance to pull over and get the door open he's already done some great splatter work on the seat and the door trims as well as getting it right in tight in the windows sills. He's also covered himself in spew so its not a pretty site and he decides he is going to walk the rest of the way home drunk as a skunk. My other friend and I decide it's probably not a good idea but despite our best efforts he starts walking so we trail behind him in the car at a whooping 5km an hour, this in a somewhat busy street with cars beeping us every few minutes.

So he gets home and we go back to my house to try and clean up this spew before it causes some more permanant damage. After a good half an hour we've done a pretty good job at cleaning it away so we again depart to drop my other mate home. Of course, this couldn't be the end of the fun and he, being about 2km away from his house decides he too is going to spew. Luckily most of his lands on the outside of the car, albeit on the door of my car.

Anyway, at 4:30am in the morning after a trip to the car wash, some detergent, lots of scrubbing and this deoderant I have I finally manage to get it all gone.

The moral of the story, don't ever volunteer to be the designated driver.

[BJ_M]

to be repeated :P

good one ..... next time you can spew on thier car .. make sure you get plenty between the seats as its the hardest to get out ...

though inside the door were the glass goes down is pretty original .. that should come back to haunt you next 100 degree day ..

[Will Hay]

Sounds like your friends want to quit drinking for twenty years or so.
Will

[Capmaster]

Anyway, at 4:30am in the morning after a trip to the car wash, some detergent, lots of scrubbing and this deoderant I have I finally manage to get it all gone.

I would have waited until the next day and insisted they clean it out immediately ...otherwise threaten to start shouting at the top of your lungs

[housepig]

nah, be a designated driver again... but drive your car to their house, and drive their car out drinking...

also - potential date + drinking with buddies = bad idea. pick one or the other.

[pacmania_2001]

Sounds like your friends want to quit drinking for twenty years or so.
Will

He said that as I was dropping him home but I think next week will be a totally different story.

Drinkers are like smokers, always saying they are going to quit.

though inside the door were the glass goes down is pretty original .. that should come back to haunt you next 100 degree day ..

I think I was lucky in that it was mostly caught by the rubber seal but I might check the door trims tomorrow.

good one ..... next time you can spew on thier car .. make sure you get plenty between the seats as its the hardest to get out ...

I am actually thinking of aiming for the air vents or other dash accesories. They would be a bitch to get out and are the most frequently used.

The only problem is I rarely drink but when I do hit the drink I can hold my alcohol.

I would have waited until the next day and insisted they clean it out immediately ...otherwise threaten to start shouting at the top of your lungs

The paint would have been peeling if I had of done that.

My trick is just to hit them with the cleaning bill and tell everyone that when they were drunk they made out with each other.

also - potential date + drinking with buddies = bad idea. pick one or the other.

So true, so true. It's the first time I've really seen these two pissed and from their boasting before we went out I thought (wrong) they were the type that could handle a night drinking.

I have chick friends who can handle their grog better.

[Craig Tucker]

The moral of the story, don't ever volunteer to be the designated driver.

Or go out with friends that can handle their drink

I would rather stay at home than go out and stay sober, while all my mates are having a good time and gradually getting more and more drunk. Forget this designated driver lark, next time get a taxi and join in with the fun

[tgpo]

The moral of the story, don't ever volunteer to be the designated driver.

Or

Drinking = Smelly = Puking = No One Likes You

[budz]

Ack I can sympathize with pacmania_2001. I had a similar experience but I wasn't the designated driver I was just a drunk passenger. I had some one puke chinese (is what she had for dinner earlier that night)all over me. The day after I had to lie about why my clothes was sitting in a bucket in the laundry area. The teenage years LOL!

[Capmaster]

Drunks are never pretty. When I was 14 I got the drunkest in my life at my brother-in-law's batchelor party. I had 25 beers in one evening and my other B-in-law Kent drove me home. I leaned out of the window all the way and he ended up with multi-colored racing stripes on that Buick :P

[pacmania_2001]

Only time I've ever spewed that has been alcohol related is at Schoolies (Australian spring break basically) when we had a party and I shotted a shitload of Vodka then moved onto cheap wine (could have been champagne???) mixed with orange juice.

I don't remember much of the night except for passing out, then waking up needing to puke. So urgently running into our ensuite in my room, that didn't have a toilet I just looked for something with a drain, alas the shower was my target of choice. Anyway, wake up the next morning, thanks to jack hammers from the construction site next door starting at 6am and decide a shower is a good idea to help shake off the hangover and BAM!!! A nice suprise is there waiting for me.

The bonus? The small drain didn't allow for it to be washed down so it had to be scooped out for the most part.

In my defense, I think it was the shoddily cooked microwave pizza that put me over the edge, not the alcohol.

[chiapet]

I've had a very similar experience.

Unfortunately, I was the puking drunk.

Me and like 20 friends had gone to another friends party and we had a DD who was going to be by in 2 hours to take the passed out drunkards home. after much alchohol (2 kegs, around 3 gallons of hard A, and one drink you do not want to know the contents of) most people were ready to go home.

I got lucky and was in the first car load (3 seats available). What ended up happening is, I felt sick, made mention, and then let fly. I got covered, the person next to me got covered, luckily I missed the child to the far right of me and both people in the front.

We had stopped at a small gas station for napkins and I got out to keep from spewing more and as i'm trying to smoke and not look to drunk, I hear pounding from the trunk. We put someone in the trunk cause she refused to let me leave the party without her.

Anyways. I learned not to mix different liquors in a short period of time.

And yes it's true, drinkers are like smokers. We always say we're going to quit and almost never do.[/u]

[tgpo]

and one drink you do not want to know the contents of)

......what was in it?

[Capmaster]

What ended up happening is, I felt sick, made mention, and then let fly. I got covered, the person next to me got covered

If we ever go drinking I'm wearing a full CBW suit

We had stopped at a small gas station for napkins

Napkins ....napkins? Try a delousing tank

[indolikaa]

A taxicab. The ultimate designated driver.


You know another great place for projectile vomit? In the defroster vents. Just about as good as going down the window and into the door.

[pacmania_2001]

A taxicab. The ultimate designated driver.

Until you spew then get hit with the $75 clean up fee.

I much prefer milking friends and family for lifts to and from drinking places.

I think I finally got the smell out of the car today using some Kitten Interior Cleaner Foam which seemed to do the trick. It was parked all day at university in 30 degree heat and I didn't get knocked down by the odour at the end of the day.

[northcat_8]

That is a great story Pac. 10 years down the road you 3 will be sitting at a local refreshment stand and laughing about it.

I do have to say, you are apparently a great friend...NO WAY I clean up one of my friend's puke, even out of my own car. He cleans it out and he does it that night. Also...good reason to drive a truck...too drunk means your drunk ass will be a cold drunk ass riding in the back. Puke easily cleaned with garden hose.

But anyway, don't be too hard on your mates...if you can't get blind stinking drunk and make a complete ass out of yourself with your "friends" then who can you with?

As far as the girl goes...its been my experience that if you are going "out" and you want to have a good time while you are out...go with your friends. If you want to have a good time when you get back....take a girlfriend (if you don't screw it up somewhere during the evening) but at no point in time should the 2 be tried together. 8)

[pacmania_2001]

That is a great story Pac. 10 years down the road you 3 will be sitting at a local refreshment stand and laughing about it.

I was laughing with it about a half hour later with the service station guy when he asked how my night was.

I think he felt sorry for me because he gave me an extended car wash.

I do have to say, you are apparently a great friend...NO WAY I clean up one of my friend's puke, even out of my own car. He cleans it out and he does it that night.

My friends were that blind I don't think that was an option.

Also...good reason to drive a truck...too drunk means your drunk ass will be a cold drunk ass riding in the back. Puke easily cleaned with garden hose.

Agreed, I used to drive a ute before this car and you used to be able to pile 3 or 4 of them in the tray if they were drunk. I found it got used as a giant rubbish though if I didn't watch it.

Utes are also great for doing ute surfing on. Many a night risking our lifes for the thrill of the sport.

As far as the girl goes...its been my experience that if you are going "out" and you want to have a good time while you are out...go with your friends. If you want to have a good time when you get back....take a girlfriend (if you don't screw it up somewhere during the evening) but at no point in time should the 2 be tried together. 8)

Some good advice right there.

I think when you are with buddies and a girl comes all the guys want to be the alpha-male so screw it up for everyone by using dirty tricks. If only we worked together like my old best mate and I used to do when picking up girls. When our powers were combined...