Worst things women do to men!????

[beavereater]

As I am sure many of you have both good and bad times with the women in your life, I wonder if anyone out there would like to share the shittiest things, or most annoying things your ladies have done or still do to you now. My better (or worse) half recently enjoys starting arguments at 1am in the morning about things that can't get solved in the little time I have from when my head hits the pillow to my eyes shutting, and then complaining the next day I was ignoring her. Anyway, just wondering if people out there have some annoying tid bits to share!?? Anyone...??

[bugster]

Moved to off-topic.

[curryman]

Grinding her teeth in bed - does my poxy head in

[freak_in_cage_10k]

say stuff like
"what do you think"
"the answer should be obvious by now"
"if you dont know- you obviously dont love me"
"its up to you"
"do you like me in this dress- does it make me look fat?"

[curryman]

do you like me in this dress- does it make me look fat

No, your fat makes you look fat

[curryman]

Faking Orgasms is a big bother aswell - Apparently,
never happened to me you realise

[freestyler]

Denying me the beaver would tick me off more than faking an orgasm

[Hatz]

Makes me dress up like Little Bo Peep and walk around the neighborhood looking for my lost sheep. When I return with none, she sets up the tripod and makes me sit in the corner and cry. It makes me feel so humiliated.

Wait a sec.......I don't have a girlfriend. Nevermind then.

Hatz

[curryman]

Makes me dress up like Little Bo Peep and walk around the neighborhood looking for my lost sheep. When I return with none, she sets up the tripod and makes me sit in the corner and cry. It makes me feel so humiliated

Thats Ted Bundy talk that is

[Ziffelpig]

@curryman

Thats Ted Bundy talk that is

@Hatz

Makes me dress up like Little Bo Peep and walk around the neighborhood looking for my lost sheep. When I return with none, she sets up the tripod and makes me sit in the corner and cry. It makes me feel so humiliated.

Wait a sec.......I don't have a girlfriend. Nevermind then.

Sounds more like Hatz is in need of a Dominatrix

[SquirrelDip]

Most women that I know (especially the one I'm married to) do not know the difference between a discussion or an argument. Or better still, do not realize that an argument may not be an attack on them personally.

Guys do not always have to agree with eachother, an argument/debate/discussion is what truely makes the talking interesting. Women, on the otherhand, need to agree with eachother and assume that their male counterparts will (or should) automatically take the same view.

[Sifaga]

When they let you know what their opinion is on something, even though it dosnt help the situation

Just cause you got an opinion dosnt mean you gotta voice it, theres a time and place for everything.

[sterno]

say stuff like
"what do you think"
"the answer should be obvious by now"
"if you dont know- you obviously dont love me"
"its up to you"
"do you like me in this dress- does it make me look fat?"

Let's not forget "What are you thinking?" If I wanted you to know what I'm thinking, I'd be SPEAKING.

Most annoying thing is probably the woman (just a friend, maybe not even that) who will whine at me incessantly to help her with something or go somewhere with her, but as soon as I actually agree to do it then she loses interest.

I could share the shittiest thing a woman has done to me in the past couple years, but that's a little personal. Let's just say that it was an unspeakably cruel way to treat somebody who cared and tried to help when she was obviously having problems.

[ktnwin]

There are a fews:
1) nagging
2) try to communicate with a lot of talks (junk talks, not to the point)
3) the worst: call some other guy's name in her dream (or during orgasm) !!! time to let go.

[lordsmurf]

When you are single, and the woman you are talking with (or are friends with) is single, and she whines about being single ... and you've expressed interest in her that she's ignored (and I mean BLATANT interest .. I'm a guy, none of that guessing shit with me) ...

Add that as #1 on my list.

Told the bitch to piss off eventually. I don't want to hear it. Find somebody else to cry at. I consider it (and her) to be torturous, cruel, and cold hearted. As well as overall stupid.

I'm the best thing she'll never have.

[Hatz]

When you are single, and the woman you are talking with (or are friends with) is single, and she whines about being single ... and you've expressed interest in her that she's ignored (and I mean BLATANT interest .. I'm a guy, none of that guessing shit with me) ...

Add that as #1 on my list.

Told the bitch to piss off eventually. I don't want to hear it. Find somebody else to cry at. I consider it (and her) to be torturous, cruel, and cold hearted. As well as overall stupid.

I'm the best thing she'll never have.

I have a friend exactly like that. Except I haven't blatantly told her. However, I don't think she would be interested anyways......but then again you never know till you try and if it would have worked I would be kicking myself.......hmmmmm. Guess I'm just afraid to get shut down. But then again......if I do get shut down then screw it, there are plenty of others out there. Like you said, best thing she'll never have.

I've dropped hints and stuff......guess they aren't blatant enough.......ah well maybe someday I'll get the balls. But until then....I'll play the field.....hehe.

Hatz

[Craig Tucker]

Saying I do.

Only joking

[Will Hay]

Worst things women do to men!????

Tell their fathers when you beat/pistol-whip them

Sorry, this is a deep-south American thread, right?
Will

[pacmania_2001]

Worst thing women do?

Going out with you to a movie then sitting their typing text messages on her mobile phone.

That's one of my pet peeves but not the worse thing that has happened.

[handyguy]

beavereater, are you a guy or a woman & is that photo of yourself?

Yesterday I went to the bank & we have a clerk with the name Tiffany & I said, 'did you know that everything that comes from Tiffany comes in a light blue box? so you should wear that blue sweater more often'. She blushed instead of slapping me. tsk. women.

[g_shocker182]

beavereater, are you a guy or a woman & is that photo of yourself?

I thought his/ her avatar was Kate Hudson.

[Devanshu]

Guys do not always have to agree with eachother, an argument/debate/discussion is what truely makes the talking interesting. Women, on the otherhand, need to agree with eachother and assume that their male counterparts will (or should) automatically take the same view.

I know exactly what you mean...I argue w/ my friends all the time. We yell, bitch, argue and 10 minutes later, it'll all be in the past. With women on the other hand, it comes back to bite you in the ass.

I hate how women never just ask for what they want...the world would be a much better place.

If you ask for my opinion, I'll give it to you. I dont lie(unless it's necessary) and you should be ready for an honest answer.

If you want to go the restroom, tell me in advance so I'll hang out where there's a place to sit. After class this morning, my "friend" and I were walking to our next class and all of a sudden, she said "I have to go to the bathroom, be right back". So I was standing out there for 20 minutes just waiting. That's just annoying.

When you are single, and the woman you are talking with (or are friends with) is single, and she whines about being single ... and you've expressed interest in her that she's ignor

Is this the pornstar we're talking about?

[Hatz]

[quote="Devanshu
If you want to go the restroom, tell me in advance so I'll hang out where there's a place to sit. After class this morning, my "friend" and I were walking to our next class and all of a sudden, she said "I have to go to the bathroom, be right back". So I was standing out there for 20 minutes just waiting. That's just annoying.[/quote]

Would you rather her tell you that she has the runs and all of sudden her stomach is starting to churn and she is about to shit liquid so you better not hang around because you will either hear it, smell it, taste it, or wait 20 mins.......or all of those.

I think I would have just told her to meet me at class........what a girl does in the bathroom is her own matter(no pun intended), and I would rather not be a part of it.

Hatz

[themichael]

How about not letting the facts get in the way of an argument.....

[Devanshu]

Would you rather her tell you that she has the runs and all of sudden her stomach is starting to churn and she is about to shit liquid so you better not hang around because you will either hear it, smell it, taste it, or wait 20 mins.......or all of those.

Dont get me wrong...she can do whatever she wants and it's her business. She does this all the time...we'd be walking and she'll say "I have to make a quick stop" and usually it's quick(redoing makeup or stuff like that)...I meant, if you really have to go, let me know so I can say "I'll just meet you at class".

[lordsmurf]

Is this the pornstar we're talking about?

I wouldn't really call her a "porn star", but one involved in that field at one time. But no, that was a story from long ago.

This girl is different. She had class.

[mysticgohan17]

I have to say (from what I've seen on TV and film), a woman's 'headace' can be a mans worst nightmare when he feels like doing: "things".

[beavereater]

[quote="handyguy"]beavereater, are you a guy or a woman & is that photo of yourself?quote]

Nope...I am a guy, and if I looked like that I would spend more time with myself!! :P

[northcat_8]

if I looked like that I would spend more time with myself

Amen.

You guys do know why women live longer than men?

Men live with women, we are much more willing to die.

I think if you check out average lesbian life span you'll find they die around the same age as men.

Ah, ha WATSON...a clue.... :P

[Hatz]

if I looked like that I would spend more time with myself

Amen.

You guys do know why women live longer than men?

Men live with women, we are much more willing to die.

I think if you check out average lesbian life span you'll find they die around the same age as men.

Ah, ha WATSON...a clue.... :P

So does that mean Will Hay and Curryman will live a really long time?
heheheheh gay fags


Hatz