Favorite movie quotes...

[j1d10t]

What is your favorite movie quote? And what movie is it from? Not TV, just movies... I thought it might be fun to find out what other peoples favorite movie quotes/lines are If you need to describe the scene to make the quote understandable, please do.

[housepig]

hmmmm....

"Hey... Samurai.... the doorway to hell... I'll be waiting for you!" - Yojimbo.

"Do not hear the wood split; hear only sound of axe, cutting air." - Gymkata.

"Help me find something sharp!" - Spider Baby.

"That's some cold shit, throwin' my man Leroy out the window... just picked my man up and threw him out the god-damn window!" - Shaft

I'm sure I'll think of more later....

[Tommyknocker]

Kind of wish we could get a good game of Crack the Case going instead. Oh well. This one may be inaccurate, but this is how I remember it.

"You have some major sucking up to do."

"You are not only handsome, but a very powerful man."

"Not me, her."

-- Pretty Woman

[tgpo]

Not word for word:

Officially he choked on vomit. They're still not sure who's vomit is actually was. Yeah, you can't dust for vomit or anything.


Everything said in the naked gun movies

"ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA" - From Tapeheads, very funny in context

[Devanshu]

"Hey, do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(sounds like a loud screecing noise"
--Dumb and Dumber

[sitlet]

"You ain't cool unless you pee your pants" -billy madison


oh and everything from chris farley.....everything

[Solarjetman]

What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!

Every Halloween the trees are filled with undewear.....Every Spring the toilets explode.

This case, I think we have to go all out! I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part! And we're just the guys to do it!

--- All from Animal House

[j1d10t]

These are better than I expected!

One of mine is from Sgt. Bilko, said by Steve Martin: "All I've ever wanted is an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."

[MOVIEGEEK]

"Your act is about as fresh as a Foghat concert"

"How do you spank your monkey?"...."You got a monkey Mr.Munson?"

Kingpin

"Surely you can't be serious?"..."I am serious and don't call me Shirley"

"Timmy you like gladiator movies?"

Too many favorite lines to post....

Airplane

[j1d10t]

Airplane:
"It's is an entirely different kind of flying, altogether!"
Everyone says: "It's an entirely different kind of flying."

Capt Oveur: "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
kid: "No sir. I've never been up in a plane before."
Capt Oveur: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

"The fog is getting thicker"
"And Leon is getting larger!"

[adam]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29, 1945."

Both from Jaws. That entire Quint speech is probably the best monologue in the history of film, IMO.

[little Mick]

"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"
Goodfellas.

[Rookie64]

While everyone seems to remember Five Easy Pieces for the infamous hold the chicken scene, my favorite was the hitchhiker character played by Helena Kallianiotes.

(Jack gives the 2 a lift)

Jack Nicholson: Where are you going?
Toni Basil: Alaska
Jack Nicholson: Alaska? What - are you on vacation?
Toni Basil: She wants to live there because it's cleaner.
Jack Nicholsonlaughing) Cleaner? Cleaner than what?
Helena Kallianiotes:You don't have to tell everyone about it - Pretty soon they'll all go there and it won't be so clean.

[fmctm1sw]

Anything from Full Metal Jacket

[Marco33]

"There is no spoon"

[j1d10t]

"There is no spoon"

What's that from

[Rookie64]

"There is no spoon"

What's that from

Matrix has that line - and I haven't even seen any of the Matrix movies yet

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead...only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

[Will Hay]

As the tide runs high in the smuggler's cove
and the headless horseman is seen above (a-bove)
as he rides along with a wild hello
and into the garage the whole lot go

Ask A Policeman (1938)

[Will Hay]

"JUST GIVE ME THE GOOD-DAMN NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"GOODBYE MY LOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"FOOT-LONG, WHO'S GOT THE FOOT-LONG?"

....and virtually every other line in the same movie

dumb and dumber

[Hardcoreruss]

If he dies, he dies

Ivan Drago

[housepig]

"Elihu, will you come loofah my stretchmarks?"

"How'd you like to earn fourteen dollars the hard way?"

"Cannonball! Cannonball comin'!"

"Well? We're waiting!"

- all from Caddyshack

"Open the god-damn door!" - Shock Waves

"The funeral is about to begin... sir!" - Phantasm

[rallynavvie]

"Ambush? I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!"
and
"If you don't mind, I think I'll pass out now"
---Bobby DeNiro in Ronin

[VCDHunter]

"I kick ass for the lord !" - Braindead.

"Boards don't hit back." - Enter The Dragon

[Tommyknocker]

"I can kill a brick, choke a stick, and put a rock in the hospital."

[j1d10t]

Star Trek VI:
Spock: "If I were human, I believe my response would be "go to hell." ...If I were human."
"What you want is irrelevant, what you have chosen is at hand."

[twodogs]

"That there is Cundalini... and Cundalini wants his hand back! " - Toecutter, Mad Max, 1979

"you'd better send a meat truck - Charlie's copped a saucepan in the throat" - Roop, Mad Max, 1979

[Sifaga]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

[j1d10t]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

You've gotta love The Blues Brothers

[jeex]

shut that ****'s mouth or i'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

you know what i'm gonna tell god when i see him? i'm gonna tell him i was framed

[Sifaga]

"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."

"One Timex digital watch - broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled."

"What kind of music do you usually have here? Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western."

"I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!!"

"You were outside, I was inside. You were
supposed to keep in touch with the band. I
kept asking you if we were gonna' play again. ELWOOD: What was I gonna' do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you."

"Well, the Sister was right. You boys could
use a little churching up. Slide on down to
the Triple Rock, and catch Rev. Cleophus.
You boys listen to what he's got to say!"

"Tell me a little about this electric piano, Ray. Ah, you have a good eye, my man. That's the best in the city of Chicago. How much? 2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free."

"How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women?"

"We're on a mission from God."

"Chickenwire?"

"I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the dashboard."

"Are you the police? No ma'am. We're musicians."

"Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding."