Dream Technology Device

[SteveDVD]

First off I would like to say I'm back for the oldies that know me, I took a DVDRHelp retirement for over a year but I'm back in full swing and ready to post!

Ok now to the point, if you could have a dream technology device, ANYTHING, that you would use or consider using post it here... Have some fun with this

Mine would be a simple DVD Player sized box that did everything from PS2 to Linux :P

[lordsmurf]

A friend and myself had this conversation once. We decided that a blowjob alarm clock would be pretty cool.

[jeex]

A friend and myself had this conversation once. We decided that a blowjob alarm clock would be pretty cool.

bahahahahahhahahhahahaha

[Hatz]

LOL, that would be pretty damn nice. Instead of waking your ass up with a screeching buzzard you wake up to something alot better.........plus sometimes you got mornin wood already anyways, so it would be like killing two birds with one stone........hahahahah.

Hatz

[stiltman]

A friend and myself had this conversation once. We decided that a blowjob alarm clock would be pretty cool.

I already have that one

[Hatz]

@ Stiltman

Must be married
:P

Hatz

[SteveDVD]

@ Stiltman

Must be married
:P

Hatz

hahahahahahahahahhahahahah

[stiltman]

@ Stiltman

Must be married
:P

Hatz

Yep, as of the Nov 8th...Hope I got a good warrenty with this alarm clock. I heard they break real easy

[Hatz]

Congratulations buddy. As for them breaking easily. I am not sure. If they are anything like the beta versions, then you should know the dos and don'ts.

Take care of them and they will take care of you. But answer the question, "do these jeans make my ass look fat" wrong, and you are in a world of hurt. Your warranty is voided and any rebate you thought you had coming just expired.

Hatz

[Devanshu]

Congratulations buddy. As for them breaking easily. I am not sure. If they are anything like the beta versions, then you should know the dos and don'ts.

Take care of them and they will take care of you. But answer the question, "do these jeans make my ass look fat" wrong, and you are in a world of hurt. Your warranty is voided and any rebate you thought you had coming just expired.

Hatz

Sound like you're speaking from experience...

[lordsmurf]

"do these jeans make my ass look fat"

"No, honey... your ass-fat makes your ass look fat."

[Hatz]

Well, I did answer that question wrong once.........hahahaha. It wasn't wrong but to the judge it was. I thought women liked honesty but that was a mistake to be made.

When it comes to women........lie, lie, lie until your blue in the face. Answer the questions the way they want to hear them. heheheh......man women are difficult.

Hatz

[tgpo]

man women are difficult.

I personally prefer regular women

I would want a 35mm movie camera that was handheld size and cost only $300.

[SteveDVD]

man women are difficult.

I personally prefer regular women

I would want a 35mm movie camera that was handheld size and cost only $300.

nice camera....

bwahahaha man women!

[Hatz]

hahahahhahaa........just read what I wrote. I am a moron.

Man Women.......hahahahha.

I meant She-males.

Hatz




P.S..........JK again, I meant Transvestites

[SLICK RICK]

Hatz wrote:
"do these jeans make my ass look fat"


"No, honey... your ass-fat makes your ass look fat."

smurf,

I laughed my "ass" off when I read that one.

SLICK RICK

[indolikaa]

A friend and myself had this conversation once. We decided that a blowjob alarm clock would be pretty cool.

Only if it swallowed.