Network issues for me.

[Faustus]

Well we've been having network problems at work for the last few days. Seems the high priced firewall decided to just I dunno... stop working. And then all the internal computers became horriblely virus infected because IS was to lazy to update all the work stations thinking "Hey, the firewall protects us!" Anyway if I'm kinda scarce late at night thats why, if I'm not its because the finally got the server to stop going crazy.

[stiltman]

Sorry to hear that....
Hope you don't have too many late nights!

good luck

[thayne]

maybe it needs to be rebooted?

[Solarjetman]

I think the discombobulator mechanism is misalignined with the transductor conduit.

Its amazing how much from Star Trek you can apply to real life

[stiltman]

and don't forget to check the flux capacitor

[housepig]

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a DOCTOR, not an Admin!!"

"Cap'n, these routers, they canna' take the strain!"

"Spock, we've simply got to.......... FIND the.. sourceoftheseviruses...."

[Faustus]

At last, after some of the guys in IS put in a 24 hour shift. It works... sorta.

[pyrate83]

It's a sad thing when we call up the other Radioshack's looking for flux capacitor's and they actually go looking for them....sad sad sad.

More people need to watch Back To The Future.

Ok, as for your network probs. b/c the above has nothing to do with it...sorry to hear about the virus problems. Hope they get it fixed soon so you won't have put in lots of late nights.

[Solarjetman]

It's a sad thing when we call up the other Radioshack's looking for flux capacitor's and they actually go looking for them....sad sad sad.

Reminds me of the strip where Dilbert went into the electronic store and asked for an ANSI Brush

I don't have a copy of it but the gist of it was..

employee: I am half your age, but know ten times more than you do.
Dilbert: Ok, I need an ansi brush.... or am I joking?
employee: <speechless & dumbfounded>