GOOD JOKE!!

[BIGTHREE2001]

TONTO AND LONE RANGER RIDING THROUGH THE DESERT..TONTO STARTS SNIFFING THE AIR AND SAIS TO RANGER "I CAN SMELL A BACON TREE " THE LONE RANGER SAIS " WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT " TONTO REPEATS " I CAN SMELL A BACON TREE" AND ADDS " LOAN RANGER , YOU MAKE CAMP , GET FRYING PAN READY AND I LL GO GET SOME BACON" . SO OFF HE GOES............

2 HRS LATER HE COME S BACK , ABSOLUTELY COVERED IN ARROWS
IN HIS HEAD ...IN HIS BACK...IN HIS LEGS, EVERY WHERE !!!!

THE LOAN RANGER SAYS "F.UCK ME...WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU !!! "

TONTO REPLIES " IT WAS NT A BACON TREE!! IT WAS A loveIN HAM BUSH !!!!! "
HA HA LOL

[VIDEOMASTER@]

Hey BIGTHREE2001 Nice One ha ha haddy ha im bursting at the side here bustin so much can just about see my ribs

[tinybush]

You think thats a good joke ? It's garbage, Heres one...What do you call a Jock in a suit ?


answer...The Accused ! Ha Ha Ha He Ha

[BIGTHREE2001]

ha ha
thats fantastic !!!!! ( high pitched)

[d4n13l]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did he wnat to get to the other side?
Because he wanted to go to the toilet.
Why did he want to go to the toilet?
Because thats where all the cocks hang out.

[mijman]

Why do Medical students carry Red pens?

For when people ask them to draw blood.

heeheehee

[likkletree]

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can !

[tinybush]

Whats the diference between an Afghani Woman and a Pilchard ?



Ones greasy, oily and smelly with bulging out eyes.....

and the other ones a fish !!!

[likkletree]

Two parrots sat on a perch, one turns to the other and say's 'Can you smell fish ?'....Ha Ha Ha

[d4n13l]

TONTO AND THE LONE RANGER RIDING THROUGH THE DESERT..TONTO SUDDENLY STOPS, JUMPS OFF HIS HORSE AND PUTS HIS EAR TO THE GROUND FOR A WHILE AND THEN SAYS, "BUFFALO COME HERE". THE LONE RANGER SAYS, "WOW, HOW CAN YOU TELL?", TONTO REPLIES,"STICKY"...

[BIGTHREE2001]

WHY DO GYPSIES HAVE CRYSTAL BALLS ???

SO THEY CAN SEE IT COMING !!!!!


BY THE WAY LIKKLE TREE ...THAT FILM " THE OTHERS " WAS PRETTY GOOD


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[Miners24]

Whats better then winning the special Olympics?


.... Not being retarded....

[baconbutty]

why are women and laxatives alike

cause they both irritate the sh-it out of you

[lava - tree]

what s the smallest hotel in the world? ??



a girl s pussy....
coz you gotta leave your bag outside

[baconbutty]

DOG JOKE PART 2

WHY DO DOGS LICK THERE BALLS

CAUSE PACMANIA ONLY DOUS IT WHEN HE'S HORNY

HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.

[pacmania_2001]

Hi, My names Baconbutty(f.u.c.k.e.r)!
Whats your disability?

[The Lone Gunman]

hahaha........ good one pacmania

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I'm Drunk, you're ugly now f.u.c.k off!

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[Dissin-Tree]

Why are there always buckets of sh-i-t at an Afghani Wedding ?


To keep the flies off the bride.......!!!!

[Miners24]

time for some baby jokes anyone?

[d4n13l]

I dont know if this would technically be a baby joke...

Why is having sex with a pregnant woman so pleasurable?
You get the pleasure of having sex and getting head at the same time.

Man, thats sick.

[Miners24]

that was sick d4n13l..


What's better then nailing a baby to a fence?



...Ripping it back off the fence...

[lava - tree]

i think baby jokes are in very bad taste...sick fu.cks
i mean come on guy s a joke s a joke but for christ sake