DVR-105 Rap

[cMoney]

I thought I'd share with you the rap me and BlingBling wrote about the Cendyne 4X Burners (DVR-105's) we picked up for $130 after rebate (deal expired) after reading about the deal at fatwallet.

The rap is to the tune Regulate (recommended to play in background while you read it).


Fatwalleters: we regulate any dealin on DVD burners
We're damn l33t too.
But you can't be no geek off the web.
You gotta be handy with tha coupons if you know what I mean,
Earn your deal.
Fatwalleters: cash in.

It was a clear black night a clear white moon,
cMoney on the web, trying to consume
Some deals on burners, so I can clone my C,
Rollin' my pad, surfin' all alone.

Just searchin for reviews on zdnet,
On a mission for 4x compatibility
Seen a DRU(pronounced "drew")-500a and a 105;
Best wait for firmware update 2.13.

So I vacillate from dash R to plus R
Some brothas burnin discs so I said let's do this.
I jumped out the ride and said wassup
Some brotha pulls a Sony so I said I'm stuck.

Since these deals tempting me I'm gonna swipe my card,
Techguy's burner deal made my jaw straight hit the floor
Gonna hope the burner'll be a DVR-105
Cendyne even gave me a whitedisc in da mix.

I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin every disc
I can't believe they were labeled 4x
first my 'batims, now my memorex
I looked at the burna said "Damn, what's next?"

I think the burners finally spinnin' right all around,
Ain't none of em checking if it's writing straight byte for byte.
Buffer runs out real quick I think it's gonna fail
I best lay down the mouse till the process runs down.

The update screwed my drive
I think I got the last one in town,
I can't believe this firmware can't be flashed down.
If I could only test it
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the tray and I see my whitedisc.

Fifty Riteks on the way and white in the tray,
BlingBling's bouts to make some Ritek dash r's turn cold.
Sonys dropping and RMA'in
It's a tad bit late.
BlingBling and cMoney had to fatwallet.

I laid all them dash r's down
I let my laser explode.
Now I'm switching my mind back into RW mode.
If you want deals step back and observe
I just left a gang of AT over there on the curb.

Now Bling's got the discs
And that's a known fact,
Before my Sony got jacked I was on the same track
Back up backup cuz it's on
DVDR and me,
4.7 GB.

Just like I thought they were in the same spot,
In need of some warranty help.
But BlingBling and the Money were in need of something else.
One of them discs was sexy as hell,
I said "ew" I like your dye.
She said my Sony's broke down and you seem real nice
Would ya let me burn?
I got a spindle full of discs and it's going real swell,
The next stop is the Burning Roooommmmm.

I'm tweaking
Into a whole new version
Firmware...flash to this
I dare ya.
2x.
On ghetto discs....
Where burning is the base and the base is the Riteks
Files
Folders
We brings
Backups
Cendyne: where burning is life
and life is burning.

If you know like I know you don't wanna flash that ROM.
It's the DVDR era,
R'd out with a Cendyne twist.
If you burn like I burn
Then you burn like everyday.
And if yo a** is a coaster.
2.13 will regulate.

[Conquest10]

that is the worst rhyme i've heard in my life. it don't even rhyme.