Female Hormones in Beer (Tests show)

[MackemX]

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women!

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong

No further testing is planned!

[SquirrelDip]

A few years back the Brit's conducted a study trying to discover why the head of the penis is larger than the shaft. After weeks of study and thousands of pounds they determined that the reason is that it increases sexual stimulation for the female.

The Americans noted a few flaws in the British study and conducted their own. After months of research and millions of dollars they concluded that the head is larger as it increases sexual stimulation for the male.

The Canucks didn't believe either of the findings so they conducted their own. After about a week (and a few cases of beer) they concluded that the head of the penis is larger than the shaft so that your hand doesn't fly off and hit you in the forehead.

[stiltman]

OK so what if I laughed at both of those

[Cobra]

Please keep this thread tasteful. Thanks!

[SquirrelDip]

Okay... Here's one my 5 year old loves to tell:


What kind of bees make milk?


Boobees!

[ZAPPER]

Please keep this thread tasteful. Thanks!

Yeah, they are not "Canucks" it's "Canooks"

[SquirrelDip]

Please keep this thread tasteful. Thanks!

Yeah, they are not "Canucks" it's "Canooks"

eh?

[canadateck]

Man it's Cold up here.

[Super Warrior]

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women!

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong

No further testing is planned!

Well as far as gaining weight goes, alcohol does slow down metabolism and well as formation of muscle-mass.

Its because for some reason, the body stops all other processes and MUST burn alcohol FIRST before anything else, like calories. Maybe its because alcohol is slightly poisonous to the body so it places priorty on ridding it from the system first.

For anyone trying to lose weight or build muscle, alcohol consumption kinda sets them back. On top of that it increases appetite, weakening even the strongest of willpower when dieting.

[MackemX]

Super[/url] Warrior]Well as far as gaining weight goes, alcohol does slow down metabolism and well as formation of muscle-mass.

Its because for some reason, the body stops all other processes and MUST burn alcohol FIRST before anything else, like calories. Maybe its because alcohol is slightly poisonous to the body so it places priorty on ridding it from the system first.

For anyone trying to lose weight or build muscle, alcohol consumption kinda sets them back. On top of that it increases appetite, weakening even the strongest of willpower when dieting.

Although I know that (I'm a prime test subject ),l that's just what I like to read when the weekend is coming up and I'm probably going to be consuming large amounts of alcohol and junk food .

It made me feel guilty (for all of the time it took to write this reply )