The life cycle is backwards

[BJ_M]

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death...what's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards...

(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

(4) You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.

(5) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, and finally, you become a baby.

(6) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters
everyday... and then you finish off as an orgasm!!

[ZAPPER]

Go out a twinkle in someones eye

[Doramius]

Would entering a woman when you're considered a minor be considered illegal? I mean, because you'd have to. A lot of men would happily die inside a woman, regardless of age.