Legality of "Gay" marriage of insurance

[doppletwo]

Do marriages legally have to involve sex?



What if Jay and Silent Bob wanted to become hetro-life-mates, because Lunchbox has some sweet insurance? Snoochi-booches nuga-noosh!

[lumis]

probably not.

i doubt an insurance provider (or anyone else) would require you to have sex.. and even if they did, i dont think they would require proof.

[jimmalenko]

Do marriages legally have to involve sex?

I doubt it too.

Marriages of convenience come to mind straight away.


On a lighter yet still related note, often my sports club has functions that are say, $25 per person or $40 per couple, and a number of the younger tight-asses try to couple up to save $10

[Doramius]

Wow, this is pretty borderline political.

[Supreme2k]

With doppletwo, you can bet it's over-the-line fucked up.

Many states still require consummation for a marriage to be binding. How they test, I don't know.

[Doramius]

THat's why some countries in South America required the Wife's mother to be present when it's consumated. Who's mother would be there for a gay marriage?

[thevoelk]

Who would want their mother there while consumating?

[Doramius]

What if the mother is hot?

[Treebeard]

Who would want their mother there while consumating?

[zzyzzx]

Howard then debuted his first radio-movie, “Buttcrack Mountain.” The radio-movie features Pennis and Jack Off – voiced by “Out-of-the-closet Stern” and “Mr.Blackswell,” respectively – who try to keep their homosexual feelings for one another a secret. During “film,” Pennis wondered if stirring food with his member and sleeping in the same tent as Jack Off made him gay. Although Jack Off assures Pennis that they don’t, the two end up having oral sex while James Blunt’s “Beautiful” plays in the background. Following the premiere of “Buttcrack Mountain,” Howard took a number of calls about the piece, all of which were positive.

[Doramius]

I heard that show is jacked in the a**. :P