Do you have a dirty mind?

[MackemX]

or should I ask?, who here doesn't have one as I know most of you have so this thread is rather pointless :P

http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/dirty_mind.html

surprise surprise I scored 100 but the best friends ex & spouse questions were toughies as I had to think for a second

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[zzyzzx]

Yes. Duh. This should be a poll.

[MackemX]

no need for a poll as the test result will tell you if you are a complete dirty mind like me or a complete virgin. All people will have to do is tell us their scores though some may be to embarrassed to admit it

though the difference is do you think of the same dirty things I do? . Don't ask me why but for some reason I don't you think you do on most occassions :P

[Doramius]

I scored a 75% :/

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[MackemX]

I shouldn't have scored 100 as I didn't put the most obvious dirty mind answers in

I did it again properly and only scored 70

[Doramius]

Another thing is when my wife worked for a plastic surgeon, I got to see all these pictures of people who had different jobs done. Though it was kind of a novelty at first, after 8-10 months of seeing it kinda changes your thought on porn. After a while, I'm looking at the pictures and trying to name the techniques. I think the worst would be picking up a girl at a bar, going to her place, strip and before getting into "the groove" you make a comment like, "oh! your doctor used the hook & taught with keyhole enclosure. Nice job at hiding the scars. "

[Conquest10]

This is just wrong.

You're at a friend's pool party and see their incredibly gorgeous 17-year old nephew

I scored a 60.

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

[MackemX]

This is just wrong.

You're at a friend's pool party and see their incredibly gorgeous 17-year old nephew

how's it wrong?

why didn't you think of the niece or didn't you get that far through the question?

You're at a friend's pool party and see their incredibly gorgeous 17-year old nephew (or niece) sunbathing. Do you fantasize about them?

[Conquest10]

Was this made for women? The niece would get my attention but it seems here its an afterthought.

[Doramius]

When I was in highschool, that actually happened to me. I dated my cousin's niece (who was actually also 18) for about 5 weeks. Too high of maintenence.

[MackemX]

Was this made for women? The niece would get my attention but it seems here its an afterthought.

I just noticed the site name, Queendom . Question 5 states girlfriend or boyfriend so I don't know why they put niece in brackets. Maybe it is for women and they are just giving the lesbian options?

[Dv8ted2]

90

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

[Bodyslide]

I scored a perfect 100

[Doramius]

Someone score a 10 and see what it says. :P

[Dv8ted2]

Someone score a 10 and see what it says. :P

Done.

Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!

[Doramius]

Dammit. They should have put something like:

You're a Dork. Try masturbationg at least once a week to a porn magazine. You're not normal. You probably find more fascination with trying to get moss to grow on glass. If you don't have sex soon, you're genitals will shrivel into a prune. Seek a sex therapist immediately. Buy an electric toothbrush and have it running between your legs while you watch risque television.

[MackemX]

Dammit. They should have put something like:

You're a Dork. Try masturbationg at least once a week to a porn magazine. You're not normal. You probably find more fascination with trying to get moss to grow on glass. If you don't have sex soon, you're genitals will shrivel into a prune. Seek a sex therapist immediately. Buy an electric toothbrush and have it running between your legs while you watch risque television.

and added you are either a Star Trek or Star Wars fan

sorry Yoda, couldn't resist it :P, you know I'm only joking :P

[Doramius]

Honestly, some of those people get more than you know. Last time I went to a SCI-FIcon there were loads of women. They're the kind of girls you'd find behind the counter at BestBuy's geek squad, but they still get a run down the old 'love canal'. An even bigger shocker is there was a place that sold body corsets of different sizes and colors, some regular material and the rest leather. There's something wrong when you see a sales person dressed in submissive S&M asking you to purchase their product. :/ Not sure how that place fit into the whole SCI-FI thing.

[BJ_M]

I only scored a 60 also .... weird ... somehow i thing it might be slightly higher ..

i wonder if age has any effect on the score .....

[Conquest10]

I just retook it with the same answers but added 20 years to my age. Got the same score.

[MeDiCo_BrUjO]

70

[zzyzzx]

I also scored 100%.

[northcat_8]

Viagra is not a vitamin. Seek help immediately. Thinking about sex that much is not healthy... HEY, what are you doing? Get away from my USB port...that's not a memory stick!!!...HELP!! HELP!!

[MackemX]

OK, who broke the damn quiz?

Viagra is not a vitamin. Seek help immediately. Thinking about sex that much is not healthy... HEY, what are you doing? Get away from my USB port...that's not a memory stick!!!...HELP!! HELP!!

it was you wasn't it northcat_8?

[northcat_8]

OK, who broke the damn quiz?

Viagra is not a vitamin. Seek help immediately. Thinking about sex that much is not healthy... HEY, what are you doing? Get away from my USB port...that's not a memory stick!!!...HELP!! HELP!!

it was you wasn't it northcat_8?

um...it's probably having a cigarette right now...should be back up shortly...sorry bout that.

[Doramius]

Old Northie has the pop-out lighter feature on his PC. Oh wait, it's not a pop-out lighter.