Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema

[zzyzzx]

Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema
Thu Feb 3,10:36 AM ET

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.

"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.

"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case.

The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said.

A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters.

Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.

Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said.

[Doramius]

A sherry enema. I wouldn't have though of it as a throat treatment, but interesting article anyway. 3-liters. Whew, that's a lot of sherry.

[lordsmurf]

Coffee enemas are popular on the west coast.
Am I surprised about this? No.

[zzyzzx]

I had no idea that you could get drunk that way.

[Doramius]

I've heard of coffee enemas, but I think 3-liters of sherry is a new one for the books. Unfortunately, I;ve never heard of anyone that actually found the coffee enema to work. Maybe it's a mental thing for people who do it. I wonder if it's possible to get drunk off of 12 year whiskey by letting it sit in your mouth? It'd probably cure cold sores, or cause them.

[doppletwo]

Alcohol can be absorbed through the skin, but I don't think you can absorb it fast enough to get drunk holding in your mouth.

I think you could get drunk from a sherry enema.

Haven't you heard of medicines that are taken iin supposistiry form.

[Doramius]

Alcohol can be absorbed through the skin, but I don't think you can absorb it fast enough to get drunk holding in your mouth.

I think you could get drunk from a sherry enema.

Haven't you heard of medicines that are taken iin supposistiry form.

Anything taken Rectally, I try to avoid. Call me old fashioned, but I always thought of my a** as EXIT ONLY.

[northcat_8]

Alcohol can be absorbed through the skin, but I don't think you can absorb it fast enough to get drunk holding in your mouth.

I think you could get drunk from a sherry enema.

Haven't you heard of medicines that are taken iin supposistiry form.

Anything taken Rectally, I try to avoid. Call me old fashioned, but I always thought of my a** as EXIT ONLY.

No shit EXIT ONLY

Northcat doesn't take any medication given in suppository form.

[ViRaL1]

I try to avoid anyone who bends over when I mention doing shots.

[sacajaweeda]

I'm a dead man if the cure only comes in suppository form.

[zzyzzx]

Haven't you heard of medicines that are taken iin supposistiry form.

I also think of it as an exit only.

[zzyzzx]

I think you could get drunk from a sherry enema.

Haven't you heard of medicines that are taken iin supposistiry form.

Mae West was big on enemas, called "high colonics", I guess because they used a longer hose.

Instead of the couple inch nozzle, they use a hose a foot or more long and "Cleansed" your ass. From the top down.

You two know way too much about this kind of thing.

[doppletwo]

Man, I didn't say I have used supposiotries.

forget about it.

you wanna fight Fugg all of you

J/K No I'm not.

I'll cut you. I'll cut you bloody bastards.

[doppletwo]

No difference they are the same.

Hey I don't know stuff about the rectum.

wanna fight?

I was hitting my gun with a hammer the other day.

[Doramius]

Hammer fisting your gun, eh? Dammit, every thread gets turned into masturbation or sex. Why can't it just be sex? :/

[doppletwo]

Dopple,

Bullshit, they ain't the same!

The difference is the taste.

Cheers,

george

Well yeah once it's been stuck up someone's butt it probably tastes different.

I guess you know from experience though.