And the next new reality show is.....

[zzyzzx]

Sperm race TV show launched in Germany

A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man with the fastest sperm.

The sperm will be attracted to the finishing line by a chemical lure identical to that emitted by the female egg in the womb.

The aim is to find Germany's most virile man in a new reality show being dubbed Sperm Race.

Twelve men, including two celebrities and a 'health freak', will take part in the show set to be aired later this year.

The show will follow the contestants as they make donations at a sperm bank. The frozen sperm will then be transported to the studio in Cologne.

Borris Brandt, 43, head of production company Endemol in Germany, rejected protests that the show was unethical, saying no human eggs would be fertilised.

"The main prize in the competition is a Porsche, not a baby. It's actually a very scientific programme and the topic of fertility is massive in Germany at the moment," he said.

The sperm will be released into a test tube in which a chemical substance will draw the fluid towards it

The winner will be pronounced by a team of doctors including a gynaecologist, an andrologist and a urologist.

Brandt added: "The programme isn't immoral. We're only testing, we're not conceiving."

[the bomb]

The thing I don't understand is why does it have to get where its going faster? As long as it gets there what does it matter?

[Craig Tucker]

Why dont they just see who can shoot it the furthest.

[Richard_G]

Wouldn't that be classed as cheating? I mean, you'd have a head start.....

[MackemX]

if it was who could shoot it the furthest, I guess I'd have a 11" headstart on most guys here :P

[Capmaster]

if it was who could shoot it the furthest, I guess I'd have a 11" headstart on most guys here :P

Almost all guys who claim that advantage ....don't have it

[MackemX]

I am drunk so I might be exagerating (can't be arsed to check spelling :P)

[Capmaster]

I am drunk so I might be exagerating (can't be arsed to check spelling :P)

Or maybe you accidentally got the metric side of the ruler

[ViRaL1]

The thing I don't understand is why does it have to get where its going faster? As long as it gets there what does it matter?

That's usually how a sperm race is won, at least with a live egg.

[Capmaster]

This is a fertile thread.

[Craig Tucker]

I am drunk so I might be exagerating (can't be arsed to check spelling :P)

Or maybe you accidentally got the metric side of the ruler

11 Meters, wow

[Capmaster]

I was thinking centimeters j/k MackemX, as that would be an insult

[MackemX]

it isn't, it's a compliment as I thought you were talking mm 8)

[Capmaster]

it isn't, it's a compliment as I thought you were talking mm 8)

Good comeback