Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll

[zzyzzx]

Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll

MILAN (Reuters) - He shouldn't be hard to spot.

Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday.

The clerk at the "Night Shop" speculated that the kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60 euros.

"There was just a little cash," the clerk, who declined to be named, told Reuters by telephone.

"Then he took some stuff ... an inflatable doll and a leather outfit for a woman," he said.

[Grimey]

i was wondering why Cap hasn't been on the forum much today

:P

[Doramius]

I was wondering why called me internationally. Skipped the US on the lamb, and now leaving europe by air.

[Capmaster]

I'm still here. But ...Tommyknocker is in Italy. Has anyone seen him lately?

[sacajaweeda]

That's pretty hardcore.....putting a kinky leather outfit on a rubber **** doll.

[northcat_8]

That's pretty hardcore.....putting a kinky leather outfit on a rubber **** doll.

Well what kind of outfits do you put on your rubber **** doll?

[sacajaweeda]

Why latex of course!

[northcat_8]

[zzyzzx]

It's definately nobody here because then it would have been an inflatible sheep or goat that was stolen. Duh.

[Doramius]

It could have been me. Sell the doll on eBay and give the leater outfit to my wife.

[the bomb]

Now I know why my husband was in Milan!!!!!!

[sacajaweeda]

It could have been me. Sell the doll on eBay and give the leater outfit to my wife.

Or sell the wife on eBay and have a party with your new leather-clad rubber bitch.

[Capmaster]

It could have been me. Sell the doll on eBay and give the leater outfit to my wife.

Or sell the wife on eBay and have a party with your new leather-clad rubber bitch.

[Tommyknocker]

I'm still here. But ...Tommyknocker is in Italy. Has anyone seen him lately?

Never piss off the scribe. They should have warned you...

[Capmaster]

I'm still here. But ...Tommyknocker is in Italy. Has anyone seen him lately?

Never piss off the scribe. They should have warned you...

Oops

The power of the press

[Tommyknocker]

That's right. You just wait until my muse descends. I'll fix your little red wagon...

[Capmaster]

That's right. You just wait until my muse descends. I'll fix your little red wagon...

It does need some oil. Thanks

[Tommyknocker]

No problem, but you can just bet your next ride in it is going to be verrry interesting, and won't end in any ways like you can imagine....

[Capmaster]

No problem, but you can just bet your next ride in it is going to be verrry interesting, and won't end in any ways like you can imagine....

I should be able to get off one good, well-aimed flip of the red card before I meet my demise

[Tommyknocker]

One can but hope...

[Shadowmistress]

All right, I don't usually do this, but....

TK, would you like it if I rub your shoulders for a bit? How bout I bring you a nice warm hot chocolate with some liqueur? Perhaps some soft piano and strings music playing in the background?

[Tommyknocker]

Thanks, milady, but Da Prez has already jumped into the shark tank with The Tommyknocker, and I smell blood in the water. Now where's my tools...

[Capmaster]

You're the one who didn't accept my apology for "pissing off the scribe". If you want blood in the water, bring it on scribe-boy

[Shadowmistress]

Pity really.

I was hoping to be a more pleasant distraction than the task at hand.

[sacajaweeda]

Two men enter....one man leaves.!!!

[Capmaster]

On second thought, I've sworn off flaming ...even when someone deserves it.

So, put another notch in your medicine bottle TK. I'm not being sucked in

[sacajaweeda]

...er....I mean hey calm down fellas.

Or sumchit.

[Tommyknocker]

Don't worry, I won't disappoint. I prefer to do these things when you least expect them. Don't worry, when I do score, you won't feel a thing. And to paraphrase the movie Gladiator: "And when you wake up in Heaven, don't worry, you're already dead!"

[Capmaster]

I'm fine Sac. We'll see if TK can let it go though

Edit: There's your answer. Childish threats. As if ....

OK. I'm through.

[Tommyknocker]

I'm fine. We'll see if TK can let it go though

Sure, I can let it go. Once I leave you floating belly up in the gutter.

You are in breach of the forum rules and are being issued with a formal warning. User banned for threatening physical harm. Bye TK
/ Moderator Capmaster