Shadowmistress

[Capmaster]

Time to come clean. Shadowmistress is nowhere in sight today, and the threads she started are not getting any friendlier, and they're sinking anyways .... so I'll spill the beans.

The "I've Got A Crush" thread - Bogus.
The "Who is Single" thread - Thrown in to confuse.

The culprit behind all this ..... Capmaster It was my idea ...all of it.

A bit of background:
Late last summer I had announced that I let "videohelp dot com" slip in the house and my wife overheard it and got curious. And that she had previously joined, and was planning to post in the Off Topic forum. All true. She did, she was ...and she did. My wife has posted here ...many times. Only you never knew who she was ...except for a select few people.

I got a PM from someone Sunday morning asking me straight out "Is Shadowmistress Mrs. Capmaster?". I got an idea for a great New Year's prank ....bring in SM on the idea, get her to participate, and start throwing out hints, innuendo, and the like. She added the flirt part to further confuse everyone.

Well, you only need to look at the stats on her threads to see that they were wildly popular.

So ....for the record .....
Shadowmistress does not have a secret crush on anyone here (sorry guys)
Shadowmistress is not Mrs. Capmaster
Shadowmistress does live in Toronto ...not in Albuquerque
I have spoken with her briefly on Skype, but that is the limit of it. I never met her personally.

I've let a few people in on it ...who have correctly guessed, and those I felt should know to prevent hurt feelings. I won't elaborate here.

So in summation ....


GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



<turns tail and hauls ass out of OT to save self>

[Bodyslide]

Good one

[tgpo]

......but she still is in love with me

[Capmaster]

......but she still is in love with me

I know
You have that effect on women ...and men too ....you sessy bish

[SquirrelDip]

So... Is she really in love with Yoda?? (Get ready Northie...)

[yoda313]

Hello,

Shadowmistress does live in Toronto ...not in Albuquerque
I have spoken with her briefly on Skype, but that is the limit of it. I never met her personally.

Well I did type chat with her on skype last night too

Nice one capmaster - you got what - 300 extra posts out of this prank??????

Kevin

---- when will the real shadowmistress reappear???? ----

[northcat_8]

So some of my comments might have been a little...um...harsh? maybe?

Ah well, she might as well get to know me like everyone else, she can't be as slow of a learner as Yoda <had to get him a tutor...TK >

So I guess this would fall under the "**** em' if they can't take a joke" heading

[yoda313]

Hello,

Shadowmistress is not Mrs. Capmaster

SO - WHO IS Mrs Capmaster??????????? Hmmm?????

Kevin

Edit -

Ah well, she might as well get to know me like everyone else, she can't be as slow of a learner as Yoda <had to get him a tutor...TK >

[Goober57]

EDIT

[Capmaster]

It was a bit mean ...and between bouts of uncontrollable laughter, I did have twinges of remorse. But it passed

[yoda313]

Hello,

I take it the goober post was directed at me????

Well....





Kevin

[MrMoody]

SO - WHO IS Mrs Capmaster??????????? Hmmm?????

Oh no, not again ...

[Goober57]

Hello,

I take it the goober post was directed at me????

Well....





Kevin

_________

[bazooka]

SO - WHO IS Mrs Capmaster??????????? Hmmm?????

Oh no, not again ...

It is Colonel Mustard.

[zzyzzx]

Would have been more appropriate to continue the charade until April 1, but oh well.

[Capmaster]

Would have been more appropriate to continue the charade until April 1, but oh well.

I think the natives were getting restless. I detected hostility that she hadn't resolved it after so many pages of posts.

But, yes ...maybe waiting until April 1 to even start this might have been better. But then ..she might have moved on by then and lost interest in us mutts, and I wasn't sure that babyboo would have played along ...and I didn't even ask her since it looked like I already had a co-conspirator in SM

Sorry I left you out, boo

Without a legitimate female member (awright ...no jokes guys ... ) to help, I would have had to engineer a gay affair with another male member ....

tgpo ......Yoda ......bazooka ..... Hmmmmm .... Never mind. I don't even want to go there

[tekkieman]

It would have been more believable with yoda.

[Capmaster]

It would have been more believable with yoda.

LMAO

[shelbyGT]

i just was a sheep and posted in whatever you guys posted in, i really had nothing to contribute to that discussion. Jokes on YOU!

[Capmaster]

i just was a sheep and posted in whatever you guys posted in, i really had nothing to contribute to that discussion. Jokes on YOU!

Well I'll have to try to live down the shame I feel over that tidbit ...well, what do you know ........ I did!! 8)

j/k Shelby Nobody should feel bad over being sucked in. As men, we tend to think ....ermm ...differently when mysterious women are involved ....and the tiniest possibility that it is us she is talking about ...well, if you don't feel at least a little tingle, you're either gay, pre-pubescent ...or dead

[shelbyGT]

I don't think we want to talk about my tingles right now. But let's just say that yoda is in the closet alone on this one

And I haven't decided if having someone like me over the internet is really hot or really freaky.

O what the hell am I saying, I'd bone her.

[Capmaster]

I don't think we want to talk about my tingles right now. But let's just say that yoda is in the closet alone on this one

And I haven't decided if having someone like me over the internet is really hot or really freaky.

O what the hell am I saying, I'd bone her.

Atta boy! 8)

[bazooka]

O what the hell am I saying, I'd bone her.

You do not even know what she looks like.

[shelbyGT]

She sounds hot in my head.

[yoda313]

Hello,

I don't think we want to talk about my tingles right now. But let's just say that yoda is in the closet alone on this one

Ok enough of this crap....

I'm not that way.... (not that there's anything wrong with that - to quote Seinfeld ).

Kevin

[Rookie64]

Without a legitimate female member (awright ...no jokes guys ... ) to help,

There are at least 2 more female members that post in OT - you guys aren't payin' attention




According to the PM I got from Shadowmistress, I guessed who the secret crush is/was ....or could've been

[shelbyGT]

Hello,

I don't think we want to talk about my tingles right now. But let's just say that yoda is in the closet alone on this one

Ok enough of this crap....

I'm not that way.... (not that there's anything wrong with that - to quote Seinfeld ).

Kevin

I know you're not Kev, sorry if I took the joke too far. Sometimes I have a hard time realizing when I've beat something to death.

[yoda313]

Hello,

I don't think we want to talk about my tingles right now. But let's just say that yoda is in the closet alone on this one

Ok enough of this crap....

I'm not that way.... (not that there's anything wrong with that - to quote Seinfeld ).

Kevin

I know you're not Kev, sorry if I took the joke too far. Sometimes I have a hard time realizing when I've beat something to death.

Hello,

Ok just as long as we can let things die thats good

Kevin

[shelbyGT]

let things die kinda like this?

<edited -- removed as some members here dont like gory pics.....bj_m>

warning - this is what happens when a deer and a car meet.

[tekkieman]

Ok just as long as we can let things die thats good

Kevin

Don't count on it!