almost took out three in one shot!

[yoda313]

Hello,

http://www.yahoo.com/_ylh=X3oDMTB2MXQ5MTU3BF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEdGVzdAMwBHRtcGwDaW5kZXgtaWU-/s/223905

Man what ashame we could have been rid of Pitt, Damon, and Carrey in one shot!!!!

Kevin

(oh well, )

[Shadowmistress]

Hey hey, maybe you could stand to be rid of Pitt but I couldn't. That boy is just eye candy.

Although I could do without Jim Carey for a while...

[HatchetMan]

I wish Chevy Chase were in that burning building.

[yoda313]

Hey hey, maybe you could stand to be rid of Pitt but I couldn't. That boy is just eye candy.

Although I could do without Jim Carey for a while...

Hello,

Well at least I can agree with you on the last 50% of that statement

Kevin

(well to each his own... Oops - or her -- )

[Capmaster]

Hey Shadowmistress ....you're now only the second female OT regular. You feel like submitting your pic for the class photo so babyboo isn't the only representative of the fairer sex here?

[tekkieman]

You feel like submitting your pic for the class photo so babyboo isn't the only representative of the fairer sex here?

...or any picture of someone hot!

[Tommyknocker]

Hey Shadowmistress ....you're now only the second female OT regular. You feel like submitting your pic for the class photo so babyboo isn't the only representative of the fairer sex here?

And say goodbye to what's left of your sanity. Welcome to the Forum.

[Shadowmistress]

I was just reading thru that thread. You guys are merciless to photos.

I'd submit one but I don't have one. I don't have a digital camera, scanner or webcam yet. You guys will just have to use your imagination.

By the way, not a bad looking bunch of guys around here. Not nearly as scary as you proport to be.

[Tommyknocker]

Yes, Photoshop is worth its weight in gold.

[Capmaster]

I was just reading thru that thread. You guys are merciless to photos.

I'd submit one but I don't have one. I don't have a digital camera, scanner or webcam yet. You guys will just have to use your imagination.

By the way, not a bad looking bunch of guys around here. Not nearly as scary as you proport to be.

Awww shucks ... <kicks the dirt .... Wait ...she might be referring only to tgpo and jimm >

[Shadowmistress]

Um... no. (Trying to put the worms back in the can.)

Its those hypnotizing eyes of yours cap

[babyboo]

I was just reading thru that thread. You guys are merciless to photos.

I'd submit one but I don't have one. I don't have a digital camera, scanner or webcam yet. You guys will just have to use your imagination.

By the way, not a bad looking bunch of guys around here. Not nearly as scary as you proport to be.

FLIRTING...on MY turff???
Just kidding. Welcome to OT hell.

Oh well..I couldn't get the bold to work properly...but you get the idea!

[tekkieman]

You guys will just have to use your imagination.

Just find one with a google image search that is both hot and believable ( still not sure if babyboo meets the second criteria), and watch what our imaginations come up with!

[Shadowmistress]

I ask forgiveness from the great veteran and hope I don't step on any toes.

[tekkieman]

CATFIGHT!!!

[Capmaster]

Oh my ...this thread suddenly got veeeeery interesting

[tekkieman]

Oh my ...this thread suddenly got veeeeery interesting

Yeah, but without the webcam.....

[Capmaster]

Oh my ...this thread suddenly got veeeeery interesting

Yeah, but without the webcam.....

No chance. We already know babyboo is a perfect lady, and Shadowmistress shows signs of being very level-headed and well-behaved too

So why, do you ask, are they in OT?

Chances are that neither is a "perfect lady", and both could teach any one of us here a few things ....at least that's what I'm hoping

I was raised with two older sisters, and one thing I learned at an early age was "always watch the 'nice' girls ...they'll surprise you every time"

Now that you're initiated, welcome to OT Shadowmistress. I hope we don't scare you off. We're rowdy here at times, but only to excess.

Seriously, always glad to welcome new members to our little corner of the internet. My guess is that you'll fit in here just fine

[babyboo]

Come Come now Cap...You wish...I think you know me better than that. EDIT: That last line was before Cap spoke so nicely of me

Shadowmistress, most if not all of the OT regulars are not only knowledgeable , they are kind, considerate, (cough, cough) caring individuals always willing to lend a helping hand to anyone who asks for assistance. They will bend you over backwards...no wait...bend over backwards to help out any noob with a problem. I am glad that you have joined us as they now have someone else to kid!

BTW...and I realize this is frowned upon here, but this is my 500th post. I know, I know...shhh! It pales in comparison to you OTPW

[Doramius]

DAMN!!!!!!!!

Totally useless without pics. We'll have to make some up.

[Doramius]

Come Come now Cap...You wish...I think you know me better than that. EDIT: That last line was before Cap spoke so nicely of me

Shadowmistress, most if not all of the OT regulars are not only knowledgeable , they are kind, considerate, (cough, cough) caring individuals always willing to lend a helping hand to anyone who asks for assistance. They will bend you over backwards...no wait...bend over backwards to help out any noob with a problem. I am glad that you have joined us as they now have someone else to kid!

BTW...and I realize this is frowned upon here, but this is my 500th post. I know, I know...shhh! It pales in comparison to you OTPW

Are you kidding? Yoda's been here 1/2 the time I have been and he's working on being double my count.

And you can bend me over backwards anytime to help out a noob. The offer is open to you too Shadowmistress. J/K

Be careful though. Every other week there's a thread about masturbation. You want to be in on it right away. People think strangely of you if you're not posting often and quickly in those threads.

[Capmaster]

Come Come now Cap...You wish...I think you know me better than that. EDIT: That last line was before Cap spoke so nicely of me

What, the "perfect lady" part, or the "nice girl" part?

Be careful though. Every other week there's a thread about masturbation. You want to be in on it right away. People think strangely of you if you're not posting often and quickly in those threads.

Now why did you have to go and mention that? That was the old OT :P

[Shadowmistress]

Shadowmistress, most if not all of the OT regulars are not only knowledgeable , they are kind, considerate, (cough, cough) caring individuals always willing to lend a helping hand to anyone who asks for assistance. They will bend you over backwards...no wait...bend over backwards to help out any noob with a problem. I am glad that you have joined us as they now have someone else to kid!

Happy to oblige. Take your best shots!

Chances are that neither is a "perfect lady", and both could teach any one of us here a few things ....

What? Lil' ol' me?

[tekkieman]

...They will bend you over backwards..

...They will bend you over backwards..

...They will bend you over backwards..

...They will bend you over backwards..

I just want to be able to read this over and over and over.....

[Goober57]

Well, maybe this is what Shadowmistress looks like................

http://www.scubaradio.com/Pictures/Aggressor%20ScubaCruise/Julie-bikini.jpg

That's as far as my dreaming, er......... I mean research takes me.

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[Doramius]

All we need is a facial pic of you SM!

EDIT: WOW. I did not realize how kinky that sounded until looking at it a second time.....but....I'm still posting it. and hopefully soon we'll see an SM facial pic.

[Shadowmistress]

Anyone else think that pic looks like Sue from the first Survivor?

Although a woman never divulges her age Goober, I hate to burst your bubble. I think you need to shave 10-15 years off your fantasies of me.


EDIT: Sorry Doramius, despite my name, I never got into S&M facials. :P

[tekkieman]

All we need is a facial pic of you SM!

EDIT: WOW. I did not realize how kinky that sounded until looking at it a second time.....but....I'm still posting it.

You can't say facial to SM!

facial...SM...fascial...SM. That does sound kinky!

[Doramius]

EDIT: Sorry Doramius, despite my name, I never got into S&M facials. :P

DAMN!

[Goober57]

Although a woman never divulges her age Goober, I hate to burst your bubble. I think you need to shave 10-15 years off your fantasies of me.

You're only 9???????

Well, in that case, I'll just call you my grand-daughter. :P

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