I've got an american

[Hardcoreruss]

I was sitting at home Saturday chilling out and watching some movies. When my mum gives me a call.

She has a friend who is a French teacher at a local school and this week is the French exchange. Well somehow at the last minute they realised that they did not have a house for the teaching assistant. She calls me at 3.00 I say errr ok and at 3.15 I have got this fella on my doorstep staying for the next week.

His name is Kurt but I introduced him to everyone as Greg for the first two days. He is from Palo Alto (not sure of the spelling) in California.

I took him out for a piss up yesterday and the bloke was absolutely mullered, I could here him in the bathroom all night.

Welcome to England !!!

[lordsmurf]

I was sitting at home Saturday chilling out and watching some movies. When my mum gives me a call. She has a friend who is a French teacher at a local school and this week is the French exchange. Well somehow at the last minute they realised that they did not have a house for the teaching assistant. She calls me at 3.00 I say errr ok and at 3.15 I have got this fella on my doorstep staying for the next week. His name is Kurt but I introduced him to everyone as Greg for the first two days. He is from Palo Alto (not sure of the spelling) in California. I took him out for a piss up yesterday and the bloke was absolutely mullered, I could here him in the bathroom all night.
Welcome to England !!!

Huh?

Are you saying your mom introduced you to a new friend and you got him smashed drunk?

I don't understand ... um... English.

[Hardcoreruss]

Thats about it, but I dont know him from Adam

[hech54]

European beer(from ANY European country) is MUCH different than American Pilsner Pisswater...
Send him over here to Germany...I'll fix him up proper..

[VCDHunter]

European beer(from ANY European country) is MUCH different than American Pilsner Pisswater...
Send him over here to Germany...I'll fix him up proper..

I hope you got the soft twat on the stella straight away. ******* did me last night - I've got a meeting in 10 minutes and I'm still munted from last night.

[Hardcoreruss]

He was drinking Guiness, held up quite well

[lordsmurf]

I hope you got the soft twat on the stella straight away. ******* did me last night - I've got a meeting in 10 minutes and I'm still munted from last night.

Huh? .... I don't even have a guess for these two.

[Rookie64]

I hope you got the soft twat on the stella straight away. ******* did me last night - I've got a meeting in 10 minutes and I'm still munted from last night.

Huh? .... I don't even have a guess for these two.

I have no idea...but it sure sounds perverted whatever it is he did

[Cobra]

Guinness is great stuff, although the jet black puke may have disturbed him a little.

Good to hear he had a nice introduction to the UK!

[hech54]

I believe on the stella is "in the bathroom" or "on the toilet" and munted is "hung over"...I could be wrong though...

[Hardcoreruss]

Munted is being very drunk

On the Stella - Drinking "Stella Artois" a particularly strong Lager, also knows as hooligan juice.

[thecoalman]

European beer(from ANY European country) is MUCH different than American Pilsner Pisswater...
Send him over here to Germany...I'll fix him up proper..

Agree to a point, that's just the popular national brands which by the way were all founded for the most part by Germans. There's plenty of the better stuff available, especially where I live since there's so many old breweries around here.

www.yuengling.com

[hech54]

http://www.pennbrew.com/
Penn Brewing in Pittsburgh makes THE most authentic Hefe Weizen in America....in my opinion.
But those morons stick a lemon on it if you order one at the brewery....YUK.
The seasonal St. Nikolaus Bock is an amazingly accurate reproduction of Andechs (Andechser Dunkel) too. Nothing beats the original but Penn's is pretty close.

Edited....can't spell mörön cörrectly....

[VCDHunter]

His name is Kurt but I introduced him to everyone as Greg for the first two days.

Why did you introduce him as Greg ?

[Hardcoreruss]

**** knows, I thought that was his name.

[Capmaster]

European beer(from ANY European country) is MUCH different than American Pilsner Pisswater...
Send him over here to Germany...I'll fix him up proper..

I hope you got the soft twat on the stella straight away. ******* did me last night - I've got a meeting in 10 minutes and I'm still munted from last night.

No wonder we changed the language

[northcat_8]

European beer(from ANY European country) is MUCH different than American Pilsner Pisswater...
Send him over here to Germany...I'll fix him up proper..

I hope you got the soft twat on the stella straight away. ******* did me last night - I've got a meeting in 10 minutes and I'm still munted from last night.

No wonder we changed the language

No shit Holy Cow I read VCDhunter's post 3 times and still didn't understand it

Dude, he's from CA, he teaches FRENCH...that's 2 of 3 indicators...becareful, I bet he's gay.

[pacmania_2001]

Whats the third indicator?

[tekkieman]

Whats the third indicator?

When people ask "what's the third indicator?"

[yoda313]

Whats the third indicator?

When people ask "what's the third indicator?"

Hello,



Kevin

[pacmania_2001]

Whats the third indicator?

When people ask "what's the third indicator?"

Knew I was leaving myself open for a smart arse comment.

[tekkieman]

Whats the third indicator?

When people ask "what's the third indicator?"

Knew I was leaving myself open for a smart arse comment.

Always happy to oblige!

[Hardcoreruss]

I was actually thinking that he may be gay, I want to ask him but I think that may be a bit rude.

[tekkieman]

I was actually thinking that he may be gay, I want to ask him but I think that may be a bit rude.

He'd probably consider it normal behavior! :P

[hech54]

So you took out the "possibly" gay guy and got him drunk huh?........hmmmm.

[Hardcoreruss]

Yep

[VCDHunter]

I was actually thinking that he may be gay, I want to ask him but I think that may be a bit rude.

Get him pissed and offer him a go on your missus, you'll find out one way or another

@Cap,North etc I've reread my previous sentence and there's nothing wrong with it you pair of dozey twonks

[hech54]

Yep

GREAT.
If you woke up naked with a condom hanging out of your butt...would you tell anyone?....

[northcat_8]

Yep

GREAT.
If you woke up naked with a condom hanging out of your butt...would you tell anyone?....

[Capmaster]

I was actually thinking that he may be gay, I want to ask him but I think that may be a bit rude.

Get him pissed and offer him a go on your missus, you'll find out one way or another

@Cap,North etc I've reread my previous sentence and there's nothing wrong with it you pair of dozey twonks

Umm ...thanks ...I think

WTF is a dozey twonk? Dozey as in "slow witted" maybe? But "twonk"?

If you woke up naked with a condom hanging out of your butt...would you tell anyone?....

He sure wouldn't tell us about it. But we'd notice a change in his posting style