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  1. Your right VCD nothing wrong with that sentence.

    The missus stayed up with him last night when I went to bed and polished off a couple of bottles of wine with him.

    She will get on ANYTHING when she is pissed and he did not, DAMN. I need grounds for that divorce.
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  2. Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    Your right VCD nothing wrong with that sentence.

    The missus stayed up with him last night when I went to bed and polished off a couple of bottles of wine with him.

    She will get on ANYTHING when she is pissed and he did not, DAMN. I need grounds for that divorce.
    Must be gay - offer him a go on you just to be sure :P


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  3. For sure

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  4. I think I'll give it a miss, i'll give you my address and you can come and give it a go if you want.
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    Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    I need grounds for that divorce.

    Well hell, if that's all you need just give me her email address, I can make that happen.

    Sorry Russ, that's an inside joke that only 4 of us on here will get.
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  6. Am I one of them ?
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    Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    Am I one of them ?
    Hello,

    If you have to ask then I'd say NO!

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  8. Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    I think I'll give it a miss, i'll give you my address and you can come and give it a go if you want.
    No thanks mate, there are a few closet doors creaking here but mine ain't one of em. If you have any gay mates can't you ask one of them to tell you ? Apparently they have some kind of radar or something


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  9. No I don't, got a pal whos a rug muncher so I may ask her.
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  10. Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    No I don't, got a pal whos a rug muncher so I may ask her.
    Is she fit ?


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    Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    No I don't, got a pal whos a rug muncher so I may ask her.
    Hello,

    RUG MUNCHER????

    Whats next... doodle massager?????

    Crazy english! (just some kind hearted ribbing mind you ).

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    Originally Posted by VCDHunter
    Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    No I don't, got a pal whos a rug muncher so I may ask her.
    Is she fit ?
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  13. Originally Posted by VCDHunter
    Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    No I don't, got a pal whos a rug muncher so I may ask her.
    Is she fit ?
    Minging, looks more of a geezer than me.
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    Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    Am I one of them ?
    No.
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    Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    Am I one of them ?
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    Originally Posted by yoda313
    Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    No I don't, got a pal whos a rug muncher so I may ask her.
    Hello,

    RUG MUNCHER????

    Whats next... doodle massager?????

    Crazy english! (just some kind hearted ribbing mind you ).

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    You never heard that one? Rug muncher or carpet muncher? It means a lesbian.
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    Hello,

    Originally Posted by capmaster
    You never heard that one? Rug muncher or carpet muncher? It means a lesbian.
    Oh... now I know

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    Originally Posted by yoda313
    Hello,

    Originally Posted by capmaster
    You never heard that one? Rug muncher or carpet muncher? It means a lesbian.
    Oh... now I know

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    Seemed like the right time

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    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    I need grounds for that divorce.

    Well hell, if that's all you need just give me her email address, I can make that happen.

    Sorry Russ, that's an inside joke that only 4 of us on here will get.
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    the title kinda sounds like you won somebodys soul in a shady poker game
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    Guinness is great stuff, although the jet black puke may have disturbed him a little.

    Good to hear he had a nice introduction to the UK!
    It was the jet black turd two days later that freaked me out....
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  23. Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
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    No I don't, got a pal whos a rug muncher so I may ask her.
    Is she fit ?
    Minging, looks more of a geezer than me.
    Always the bloody way aint it ? There was one here that I was calling "mate" for a while before someone pointed out it wasn't a bloke


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  24. Same with my mate, I was talking to her as a bloke for about a month, thats how we became friends.

    Then one day in the boozer she went in to the ladies, I thought he/she was having a laugh.

    I almost shit when I realised.
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    Why would a French exchange teacher be going to the UK? Isn't France a little more to the south?

    @Cap - I'm going to guess that "dozey twonk" means "stupid fag." I could be wrong, though. Them Brits speak horrible English.
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  26. Originally Posted by mrtristan
    Why would a French exchange teacher be going to the UK? Isn't France a little more to the south?
    Dunno. Maybe he got lost.


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  27. I dont get what Mrtristan is going on about. Surely the UK is THE place for French exchanges as we are next to them.
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  28. Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
    I dont get what Mrtristan is going on about. Surely the UK is THE place for French exchanges as we are next to them.
    He is a french teacher teaching in the U.S ? Why is he coming to the UK not france ? Thats how I read it.


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  29. No, he is a french assistant teaching English in France coming to the UK with the French exchange kids.

    Looking back over this I have not made it clear
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