I think I just discovered why golf is so popular...

[zzyzzx]

Three sentenced for events mixing golf, prostitution; some players
left clubs at home, officials say
Friday, November 5, 2004

(11-05) 08:57 PST NORCO, Calif. (AP) --

Two golf course managers and a tournament organizer were sentenced to
house arrest for hosting two competitions featuring prostitutes and
strippers stationed along the putting greens.

Superior Court Judge Christian F. Thierbach chided the three for their
"immoral and illegal actions" at the so-called girlie tournaments in
spring 2002.

More than a dozen prostitutes and strippers, including a 16-year-old
girl, set up tents and advertised their services on boards, officials
said. About 160 golfers paid $200 apiece to play, though some showed
up without their clubs, officials said.

Sheriff's deputies wearing camouflage raided the second tournament,
detaining 90 golfers and 17 strippers and alleged prostitutes, along
with golf course workers.

Event organizer Sandy Juarez, 39, was accused of providing the
prostitutes. In a deal with prosecutors, she pleaded guilty to felony
conspiracy to corrupt public morals and testified against Hidden
Valley Golf Club general manager Jason Wood, 38, and his former
assistant, Darren James Bollinger, 30. The pair pleaded guilty in July
to the same charge.

All three were sentenced to 125 days of house arrest.

Two golfers have been convicted of engaging in prostitution, and the
mother of the 16-year-old prostitute is charged with child
endangerment and prostitution.

[Guest]

Three sentenced for events mixing golf, prostitution; some players
left clubs at home, officials say
Friday, November 5, 2004

(11-05) 08:57 PST NORCO, Calif. (AP) --

Two golf course managers and a tournament organizer were sentenced to
house arrest for hosting two competitions featuring prostitutes and
strippers stationed along the putting greens.

Superior Court Judge Christian F. Thierbach chided the three for their
"immoral and illegal actions" at the so-called girlie tournaments in
spring 2002.

More than a dozen prostitutes and strippers, including a 16-year-old
girl, set up tents and advertised their services on boards, officials
said. About 160 golfers paid $200 apiece to play, though some showed
up without their clubs, officials said.

Sheriff's deputies wearing camouflage raided the second tournament,
detaining 90 golfers and 17 strippers and alleged prostitutes, along
with golf course workers.

Event organizer Sandy Juarez, 39, was accused of providing the
prostitutes. In a deal with prosecutors, she pleaded guilty to felony
conspiracy to corrupt public morals and testified against Hidden
Valley Golf Club general manager Jason Wood, 38, and his former
assistant, Darren James Bollinger, 30. The pair pleaded guilty in July
to the same charge.

All three were sentenced to 125 days of house arrest.

Two golfers have been convicted of engaging in prostitution, and the
mother of the 16-year-old prostitute is charged with child
endangerment and prostitution.

Should have done it in Cabo.Nice courses and legal hookers

[fritzi93]

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[northcat_8]

um....wow....I didn't know that was illegal

a few years ago I played in a golf outing where girls from Diamonds <local strip club> were the beer truck girls, they tended the flag on certain greens and were just cruising around the golf course.

...ever tried to make a putt while a hot nude female is sitting on the green with the hole <you are trying to putt into> just under her's? Another one who was very....um...."milk production enhanced" got on all fours and put the twins on each side of the hole.

It was a very distracting day indeed. It cost something like $135, all the food and beer you could drink and strippers on the golf course

I'm not a golfer per 'ce, I'm more of the ride around in the golf cart and drink beer and then occassionally get out of the cart and hit that little white ball as hard as I can. I can't shoot for shit, but I can drink the hell out of some beer.