Surprise visit by Cobra

[Capmaster]

It seems Cobra is just ecstatic over his new promotion to master of time and space, and so he took some tuition money and bought a plane ticket for the states. He totally took me by surprise.

Saturday afternoon I heard a knock on my door. I had been polishing my compressor and doing the usual Saturday chores. Pam and the kids were in Santa Fe looking for a hard-to-find compressor piston ring I needed.

I noticed this huge shadow blocking the sun at the front of the house and wondered if Dolly was floating around, having taken flight again from my being a bit too aggressive with the Capmaster 3000 air pressure settings.

I opened the door, looked up - way up, and saw this towering guy there with a big grin on his face, two duty-free bottles of Absolut under each arm, and a patch kit. I've never seen a man that large, or a grin that wide. From his class pic I knew right away that it was Cobra. When he said (in that delightful British accent) "Hello mate. Just thought I'd wander over to the colonies and look up my good friend and fellow Dynamic Duo compadre Capmaster. How've you been old bean? Damn bloody hot place this New Mexico, wot? How do you chaps survive this heat?"

Well, we did our best to compare "does the vodka bottle look the same empty as it does full", got "snockered" as Cobra put it, and gave Dolly the rodgering of her life. Here are a couple of clips from my digicam:



We finished 6 hours later, went downtown to troll for coeds for Cobra (I am married after all ) and struck out. We were approached by a tranny that didn't look bad, but Cobra wasn't in a very experimental mood. "Stick to the basics and all that rot". Then we hit the bars and really went to town.

After passing out in an alley just off Coal Street and waking up with vomit crusted in our hair (see Craig Tucker's great hangover rating guide for a call on this one), we wandered around for 2 hours trying to find my car, and once spotting the inflatable sheep antenna widget, we drove back to the Capmaster lair on the west side. 8)

After furiously searching the web for hangover remedies, and stopping to moderate for a few hours, we were in pretty good shape. I drove Cobra to the airport, and as he was getting on the Ford Tri-Motor for the flight home, he gave me the thumbs-up and proclaimed "It was just as I imagined it would be". We parted company after agreeing that "It just doesn't get any better than this"

[Guest]

Good to see you are still one sick bastard,but sholudn't you step down as president since your new appointment. I am sure this is a conflict of interest

[DVD_Ripper]

Good to see you are still one sick bastard,but sholudn't you step down as president since your new appointment. I am sure this is a conflict of interest

I think possibly that was the hubalaboo associated with the Ripper2860 / Tekkieman agenda last week ....

[Capmaster]

Good to see you are still one sick bastard,but sholudn't you step down as president since your new appointment. I am sure this is a conflict of interest

I sure hope it doesn't come to that. Let's see ...continue as mod and leave the presidential duties to Northcat ( ) or Doramius ( )

-or-

Resign as mod in favor of staying on as OT Post Whore class president, subject to repeated coup attempts with no retailatory powers except to whine to the mods ......( :P )

Nope. Don't like either option

[Guest]

Good to see you are still one sick bastard,but sholudn't you step down as president since your new appointment. I am sure this is a conflict of interest

I sure hope it doesn't come to that. Let's see ...continue as mod and leave the presidential duties to Northcat ( ) or Doramius ( )

-or-

Resign as mod in favor of staying on as OT Post Whore class president, subject to repeated coup attempts with no retailatory powers except to whine to the mods ......( :P )

Nope. Don't like either option

Drunk with power are we? You must have your sights on the bigman.

[Capmaster]

Good to see you are still one sick bastard,but sholudn't you step down as president since your new appointment. I am sure this is a conflict of interest

I sure hope it doesn't come to that. Let's see ...continue as mod and leave the presidential duties to Northcat ( ) or Doramius ( )

-or-

Resign as mod in favor of staying on as OT Post Whore class president, subject to repeated coup attempts with no retailatory powers except to whine to the mods ......( :P )

Nope. Don't like either option

Drunk with power are we? You must have your sights on the bigman.

Bite your tongue. That's not an option since he has all the keys here.

Shhhhhhh .......

[Cobra]

I have only just seen this thread! Jolly good, what what!

[Goober57]

It seems Cobra is just ecstatic over his new promotion to master of time and space, and so he took some tuition money and bought a plane ticket for the states. He totally took me by surprise.

snip.........snip.........snip...........snip

We parted company after agreeing that "It just doesn't get any better than this"

Good lord......... Bravo, my dear man..........Bravo!

Outstanding!

That performance deserves an Oscar.

http://www.acmetoycompany.com/Oscarmeyer.jpg


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[Capmaster]

It seems Cobra is just ecstatic over his new promotion to master of time and space, and so he took some tuition money and bought a plane ticket for the states. He totally took me by surprise.

snip.........snip.........snip...........snip

We parted company after agreeing that "It just doesn't get any better than this"

Good lord......... Bravo, my dear man..........Bravo!

Outstanding!

That performance deserves an Oscar.

http://www.acmetoycompany.com/Oscarmeyer.jpg


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Yeah yeah, show us your weenie later Goober

[Goober57]

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[Capmaster]

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