Best Prank you've ever pulled

[northcat_8]

What are some practical jokes or pranks you have pulled on your friends, enemies or co-workers?


I found a subscription card for Playgirl Magazine in my girlfriend's sister's room. I filled it out with one of my friend's name and address and signed him up for a 3 issue free trial and sent it in. I soon forgot about it until a month later my friend's dad calls me up and asks me to come over. My friend's dad is a man's man, hunting, fishing, real old school mentality. So I go over. My friend is not there, but his dad has a Playgirl magazine with his son's name on the address label. His dad starts asking me questions about Gary's sexual preference. I told him, "well, I don't know, he seems to be awfully friendly with quite a few boys at school and I don't ever see him hitting on any girls or asking any girls out. When is the last time he brought a girl home?" His dad was visibly upset and a little while later Gary comes in. His dad is mad, starts asking him a bunch of questions about being gay. Gary doesn't know what the heck he's talking about so it looks like he's trying to hide something. His dad is just ripping on him 9 ways to sunday, yelling at him, being sarcastic, Gary is trying to defend himself and finally his dad slams the magazine down on the table and says "you are a goddamn queer, I can't believe it...my son is a goddamn fairy" Mean while, I am trying my best not to laugh but I couldn't help it. I eventually told his dad what I had done and he was mad at first but after he cooled down, he thought it was pretty funny too.

[jeex]

ahahaha. thats great..

mine is not really a prank, its more revegish.

when i had my first job, my boss was a complete and total bitch (yes it was a she).. so anyhow, i put up with her shit for a good 7 months before i decided to quit.. i was really pissed and decided i needed revenge.. so really really early one morning i parked my car a block away from her house, walked to her house.. i knew i could gain access to her car because she never locked it and didnt have a security alarm.. so i opened the drivers side door and took a nasty runny diareah shit on the seat.. a few days later i spoke with a friend of mine who worked on her shift and he told me she called in to work.. he was able to get the full story from one of her friends the next day.. she sat in the shit and wound up vomiting on herself whilst in the car, she didnt have another clean uniform & was pretty shaken up about the whole incident so she called in to work.

revenge is a dish best served shitty..

[pacmania_2001]

In Australia we have these genital herpes information kits that some government department sends out if you request one. Well like northcat_8 I quickly saw a use for them and sent one out to my friend.

We also have a company around here that delivers these weight watcher meals to your house so my friend and I placed an order for thousands of these meals to be delivered to my friends house COD. The one mistake we made though was by putting the victims phone number down in the online form instead of one of our mobiles. Anyway, a few days later and 6am in the morning my mate rings me abusing the crap out of me. He didn't actually get any meals but got a phone call asking him about the meals from the company and they got quite irrate when he said he didn't want them.

We've done the usual prank calls as well, some of the funny ones I remember are calling an Indian and accusing him of sleeping with my daughter. Also when brothels became legal we rang one up and asked about their services and whether we could get group rates and whether a football team counts as one or if they are counted individually. Also ringing up a friend of ours who is a Macca's Manager and abusing him for screwing up our order.

Other things include towing wheelie bins at 100km an hour before seeing them break up, turning off water to houses and stealing garden gnomes then calling a taxi for them under the name G D Nome. Also stealing a bunch of real estate signs then putting them all in one persons yard or the same thing but with gnomes.

Oh and also another one I nearly forgot, going into a street and switching over people's letterboxes with their neighbours or someones down the road.

[awlchu]

I owned a fish and tackle shop near a recreation center (large lake) populate for fishing and pleasure boating.

A good friend of mine (friendly but so slow) would trailer his house boat to spend some time on the lake. Ever frick'n time he would forget one thing or another and come in and beg/borrow/load him something for his weekend. (Never paid for it!) And he would always forget to fill his fresh water reservoir on his boat prior to launching.

Finally - I would let him use my outside facet (type you would connect a garden house to) to fill his tank. The next week I would get a call and he would be telling how awlful he felt on Monday and Tuesday but by Wednesday he felt fine and would again come down to the lake for the weekend. This 'cycle' would repeat for the entire summer!

.........

I never had the nerve to tell him that the facet he was using for drinking water was really the drain valve for my bait tanks inside!

.........

His name was Charlie. One day I caught him repairing his houseboat while the boat was standing in water! Not a big deal you say? Well, Charlie was standing in waist deep water with a 120v electric drill in his hand drilling holes!!!!

Darwin's natural selection process!!

[makntraks]

Stretched saran wrap across the toilet bowl.... works wonders at parties.....

makntraks

[enstg8er]

me and a buddy took a couple of mayo packs from a food place at the mall. they were little plastic tubs with foil tops. taking a ballpoint pen we poked holes in the side and placed them under the pads of a toilet seat in the bathroom. we didn't have to hang out long when a large older man entered the stall. we could barely keep from laughing when we heard him unzip and drop his pants. seconds later he sat down, and mayo splattered all over his ass. when he screamed "arrrgh" we burst out laughing. the stall door flew open and he lunged for us. but with his pants around his ankles he fell sprawled out on the floor, revealing the splats of mayo on his legs and ass. we scrammed laughing all the way!

[Capmaster]

When I was about 12 I got ahold of M-80s for the 4th of July. For those of you from outside the US, M-80s are actually pest-control bombs for farmers. They're cylindrical, red, about 1-1/2 inches long and about 3/4 inch in diameter, with a green waterproof fuse in the middle. Each one has the explosive power of about 1/4 stick of dynamite, or so I'm told. They're the ultimate thing for a pre-teen boy to get because they're hellishly loud and destructive 8)

Well, it was a summer night and the people on the street behind us were all out on their lawn chairs in their front yards. Me and a buddy had a gross of M-80s and we got a badminton racket, he lit them while I held them one at a time and whacked them over the row of houses into the next street over ...basically aerial-bombing the neighbors. We must have hit the mark because we heard some really angry shouting

[indolikaa]

Well...

I pulled this one off in 1991. And I still have all of my original teeth.


Can you imagine walking out of your hotel room one morning to find all 18 wheels on your brand-new semi having been stolen, and the thing is sitting on cinder blocks?

Let me tell you something. Jacking up a semi and taking all 18 wheels off and then putting it on cinder blocks is a fothermucker of a job. Especially when you and the 'Pit Crew' are half-sloshed from the previous evening.

The local sheriff was in on the gig. We had the poor guy to the point where he was signing the burglary report. The deputy pointed to the form and told him to 'sign here' and when he looked at the form, it said, 'Turn around."

The two strippers posing next to those 18 wheels was a nice touch.

[northcat_8]

8 years ago I use to work in a factory. I hated the supervisor with a passion. I was in shipping and one day she had pissed me off, so I ran to the office and told her that she needed to call caterpillar to come in because the forklift had a flat tire and I could not load or unload trucks. She called immediately, while I was standing there, she stated that it was an emergency. So caterpillar sent a serviceman out right away. Problem was the forklifts were all inside forklifts and all had solid rubber tires. Caterpillar charged the company for an emergency service call...the company did see the humor and they laughed about it...but suspended me for 3 days just the same.

At this plant, we rust proofed replacement parts for Honda cars. Which is applied by running electric current through the parts while the paint in the dip tank is grounded...anyway, Same lady supervisor, we were in a slow part of the month and I was bored, and I went sprinting into the office and said "OH MY GOD, we have to do something, we have electricity running off of the communication rail into the chromic acid tank!!!" She quickly calls the Maintenance man, he told her that she would have to call the programmer in to fix it. So she calls the programmer...she apparently interupted a very important business meeting...and upon telling him the problem with our system, he cussed and yelled at her on the phone, then called the plant manager about the incident. She was reprimanded and I and the maintenance man were once again suspended for 3 days.

I am currently a math teacher and 2 years ago, 2 science teachers and I kidnapped one of those babies from the home ec. class, the ones for parenting which records treatment, and all that. Anyway, we put ductape over it's mouth, it was bound and blindfolded and put today's paper in it's lap and took a ransom picture of it and left in that teacher's room. The ransom was a candy bar. We left instructions for the drop and everything. She didn't know who took it, and got all pissed off, we had a full school search for that baby. Principal held a whole staff meeting over the matter...we eventually gave the baby back but after that school year she left and went to another school...


It might just be me and this whole concept of "work"....it's so boring most of the time, I have to do something to liven it up.

[Capmaster]

northcat,
I just wish I had had more teachers like you in school I love a good joke or prank and the kidnapped baby is a great one. The flat tire is also good, but ya gotta be careful when dealing with the people who sign your paycheck

I used to publish a humorous little weekly newsletter at work to liven things up. I'm in the nuclear weapons business and we generally aren't known for our knee-slapping senses of humor, so there were times that I got mixed reactions to my newsletter. Here are some examples:

This was the back of one issue - I had cloned faces of myself and coworkers onto a Steppenwolf picture:

This one I had been leading up to for weeks advertising a "Swimsuit Edition":

The newsletter got so popular issues were being faxed all over the world to our facilities and I was spending more and more time on it. My superior decided enough was enough. Back to work issues only. I was bummed because I had been publishing it for about 2 years and at first it only took about 2 hours every Friday. Guess which one I am in the band pic and win a free subscription

[Hatz]

I'm saying Capmaster is far left.

Did I win??


I don't remember alot of pranks I have pulled off but magazine subscriptions have been done in the past.

One that does stick with me is my senior year of high school we were on our the first road trip of the year for basketball. When traveling to the opponents school, we would always be in the girls locker rooms. Well I notice a box of tampons sitting on top of a locker and pull one out..........I take it apart so all I have left is the cotton part with the little string attatched.

I took all of the chalk from the chalk board and put the cotton in the tray with an eraser covering the string part. Well we go out and play the first half........we are only up by 4 so the coach is pretty intense right about then. We go into the locker room and he sits us all down and tells us what we need to do better........at this point I am just getting ready for what is about to happen. He goes to write on the board but can find any chalk except the piece that is covered by the eraser so he pulls it out really quick starts to write.......except he isnt getting anything and there is a string hanging from his hand.

I tried so hard not to laugh but it just came out with a few other laughs from some of my team mates who knew what was going on. I looked over at the JV and Sophomore coaches who were also laughing their heads off. The coach just shook his head and got pissed. Later on the bus ride home he comes back to talk to me and says he knows it was me and that we would all be running for it.......I just denied it and said it was some sophomore. We ended up running about 18 suicides(crushers) that night when we got home..........still funny as shit when I think about it.


Hatz

[Capmaster]

I'm saying Capmaster is far left.

Did I win??


I don't remember alot of pranks I have pulled off but magazine subscriptions have been done in the past.

One that does stick with me is my senior year of high school we were on our the first road trip of the year for basketball. When traveling to the opponents school, we would always be in the girls locker rooms. Well I notice a box of tampons sitting on top of a locker and pull one out..........I take it apart so all I have left is the cotton part with the little string attatched.

I took all of the chalk from the chalk board and put the cotton in the tray with an eraser covering the string part. Well we go out and play the first half........we are only up by 4 so the coach is pretty intense right about then. We go into the locker room and he sits us all down and tells us what we need to do better........at this point I am just getting ready for what is about to happen. He goes to write on the board but can find any chalk except the piece that is covered by the eraser so he pulls it out really quick starts to write.......except he isnt getting anything and there is a string hanging from his hand.

I tried so hard not to laugh but it just came out with a few other laughs from some of my team mates who knew what was going on. I looked over at the JV and Sophomore coaches who were also laughing their heads off. The coach just shook his head and got pissed. Later on the bus ride home he comes back to talk to me and says he knows it was me and that we would all be running for it.......I just denied it and said it was some sophomore. We ended up running about 18 suicides(crushers) that night when we got home..........still funny as shit when I think about it.
Hatz

Ding ding. We have a winner. I know what gave me away ....my self-reference as "stud-muffin" below the pic. Those are my buds Paul, Harry and Charles next to me (L-R).

I would have loved to see your coach's face after that chalk prank

[Defcon]

This may not be as extreme as the others but last April fools me and a few co-workers took large empty boxes and cut the bottoms out. We filled them completely with that shipping styro-pop and made the boxes look like very expensive packages with the labels and all.

When they came to work and picked up the boxes in all their excitement, Obviously ALL that stuff went everywhere and you couldn't see their desk or the floor..... Just mountains of styrofoam popcorn !!!

The funniest thing is the janitors refused to clean it up and the suspects never figured out who did it

The other thing we did that day is put this prank lemon candy that had a fish oil center in the company candybowl

[lordsmurf]

Does anybody know where I can buy an anatomically-correct blow-up goat? I got plans for it.

[Guest]

Stretched saran wrap across the toilet bowl.... works wonders at parties.....

makntraks

Nice. Would do well at a sorority party with the seats kept down.

[kosekjm]

Hi all,

When I worked at a grocery store a few years ago, the boss was a big Virginia Tech fan and most of the rest of the stock crew were WVU fans (For those of you outside of the united states, they are college teams)
Anyway, Virginia Tech was hosting WVU for some football (American style not European) game and all of the WVU fans wanted to get tickets to the game. Well our boss delighted in the fact that his family had season tickets and that he would be going to the game while the WVU fans would have to sit outside listening to the radio. Well me being me, went home and typed up a letter from VT, complete with VT letterhead stating that The state of Virginia had done a structural safety test on the stadium and found out that most of the home side of the stadium (where my boss would be sitting) had to be condemned. I then went on to give an 800 number to call in case of any question. Of course the 800 number was actually a phone sex line. I scanned in a post office cancellation stamp and put the envelope in the boss's mail.

I let everyone in on the joke (with the obvious exception of my boss) and we all waited for him to call the 800 number. Instead he proceeds to call his entire family who were coming from all over the states to watch this game and tell them about the problems. It was about 4 hours later when we were all called to the boss' office. Naturally he blamed me, but he took it in good stride. What made it funnier, was when the phone sex line answered a female voice came on and in a sexy voice said "I know what you need" to which my boss said "Yeah I need 12 football tickets"

After that, I then proceeded to help the boss get all of the WVU fans. He had had a bet with them about who would win, so two days before the game, I made up a fake ESPN website that stated that the two star VT players had been injured during practice and would be unable to play. He was able to get points on his bet from the WVU fans. It didn't matter though VT won by a landslide.

Surprisingly after that incident, nobody took me at my word anymore. Strange, no?

kosekjm

[indolikaa]

What made it funnier, was when the phone sex line answered a female voice came on and in a sexy voice said "I know what you need" to which my boss said "Yeah I need 12 football tickets"

Well at least the man has his priorities in order!

Football before sex. Approved by Taandyria Khan.

[Capmaster]

Football before sex. Approved by Taandyria Khan.

Hey, I thought your full name was Anchorage Indolikaa Khan

When I worked at a grocery store a few years ago, the boss was a big Virginia Tech fan and most of the rest of the stock crew were WVU fans ......

Excellent prank

[indolikaa]

Football before sex. Approved by Taandyria Khan.

Hey, I thought your full name was Anchorage Indolikaa Khan

Hey! We don't nee to be THAT formal 'round here.

Taandyria is the lovely Mrs. Khan.

And if you ever walk in front of the TV during the football game, she WILL kick your ass.

[northcat_8]

What made it funnier, was when the phone sex line answered a female voice came on and in a sexy voice said "I know what you need" to which my boss said "Yeah I need 12 football tickets"

Well at least the man has his priorities in order!

Football before sex. Approved by Taandyria Khan.

Most excellent. Football always before sex....and then right after sex too, if she doesn't realize you are just doing her because its halftime...


[quote="lordsmurf"]

Does anybody know where I can buy an anatomically-correct blow-up goat? I got plans for it.

Hopefully those plans are for someone else....otherwise, we are sending you to counseling with capmaster. :P

[indolikaa]

Is it an anatomically-correct midget blow-up goat?

I think I might know somebody who can help you...

[Capmaster]

Is it an anatomically-correct midget blow-up goat?

I think I might know somebody who can help you...

I've got a spare, but it has clown makeup on it ..

Hopefully those plans are for someone else....otherwise, we are sending you to counseling with capmaster.

The meetings start April 5 Lordsmurf. I'll be your sponsor

[Guest]

Being inspired by urban legends,we took matters into our own hands while sharing a hostle room in Budapest with 2 Aussie girls. It was a variation on the toothbrush/camera theme. no toothbrushes,just panties. When they left for dinner, we donned their unmentionables and took pics with their cameras. Liked to see their faces when they got those pics back from the photomat.

p.s.-I'm happy my post is right below the "Sheep Guy"

[Capmaster]

Being inspired by urban legends,we took matters into our own hands while sharing a hostle room in Budapest with 2 Aussie girls. It was a variation on the toothbrush/camera theme. no toothbrushes,just panties. When they left for dinner, we donned their unmentionables and took pics with their cameras. Liked to see their faces when they got those pics back from the photomat.

p.s.-I'm happy my post is right below the "Sheep Guy"

Your avatar is turning me on .........

[northcat_8]

Is it an anatomically-correct midget blow-up goat?

I think I might know somebody who can help you...

I've got a spare, but it has clown makeup on it ..

Hopefully those plans are for someone else....otherwise, we are sending you to counseling with capmaster.

The meetings start April 5 Lordsmurf. I'll be your sponsor

HOLY SHIT...you are killing me


That's a classic.

[Guest]

Being inspired by urban legends,we took matters into our own hands while sharing a hostle room in Budapest with 2 Aussie girls. It was a variation on the toothbrush/camera theme. no toothbrushes,just panties. When they left for dinner, we donned their unmentionables and took pics with their cameras. Liked to see their faces when they got those pics back from the photomat.

p.s.-I'm happy my post is right below the "Sheep Guy"

Your avatar is turning me on .........

You thinkin killer klown-wet cat love?

[lordsmurf]

I found one: http://www.talibanreunited.com/info09.html
But still not quite what I wanted.

[indolikaa]

That is horrible. Don't let Capmaster see that one...

[northcat_8]

CaaaaAaaap MmmmAaaaaaster

now he's going to be all confused....midget clown goat porn

[Capmaster]

CaaaaAaaap MmmmAaaaaaster

now he's going to be all confused....midget clown goat porn

Very sexy. Damn you guys make it hard to kick the habit. After all ....
Your sexual preference ain't final 'til you've mounted the vinyl.
And a goat too ....all these conflicting feelings .....arrrggghhhh .......
And Lordsmurf and I haven't even had our first inflatable support group meeting ..... Do you suppose Holland has some nice pet costumes for my dog ....?