On route at the moment is a little ball of hate.
I am scared, someone please help!!!
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I've told you I have a sofa for you :P Failing that its bound to kick off tommorrow in Manchester so you could pop up there and get arrested for the weekend.
Buddha says that, while he may show you the way, only you can truly save yourself, proving once and for all that he's a lazy, fat bastard. -
You have only yourself to blame and just some other bad news for your day...98% of all women will eventually become their mother....
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Originally Posted by northcat_8
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Originally Posted by northcat_8
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Originally Posted by Dr. DOS
saddly, I too am fighting that battle. It seems to be hitting my wife in her early 30's. As tactfully as I could I had to stop the wife the other day in the middle of one of her "Penta-polar" mood swings and ask her "you know your Dad drives truck? You know he's gone for 3-6 months at a time? Do you know why?" Her reply "No". "Because your mother is a bitch and treats him like shit, and if you don't get your shit straightened out, you are going to find yourself just like your mother....ALONE."
Here is a known fact that men have for women, but women don't understand. How much bitching a woman can get away with is directly proportionate to how hot she is and how well and how often she fucks us. -
My wife's mother is satan incarnate. I've mentioned her here before. She is the master of the "martyr mode" to make others feel guilty.
Every once in a while my wife lapses into this mode and once I called her by her mom's first name to drive home my point. To quote Bill Cosby, her head split down the middle and orange light poured out, burning a hole in my midsection. -
Originally Posted by northcat_8
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Originally Posted by northcat_8
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Originally Posted by Dr. DOS
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Originally Posted by Capmaster
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Originally Posted by Dr. DOS
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The mortgage is far less important than the kids. My youngest will graduate HS in 5 years...at that time, the level of tolerated bitching will decrease dramatically.
Although, to be real honest, my wife doesn't bitch too much. She has her "attitude" days but overall there is not too much bitching. I just don't listen to her when she starts to yell at me, when she finishes I say <in a calm voice> "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention, what were you saying?"
I also noticed something when dealing with a friend's wife...she bitches at him to get him to do whatever she wants...he cooks, he cleans, he washes clothes, he sweeps, etc. <he's going to make someone a hell of a wife one day> One day I was over there and she wanted me to do something, so she started bitching at me just right off to do it for her
I told her "you better get this straight, you are not ******* me, bitching at me is only going to piss you off further, if you want me to do something for you then ask and if I have time or I can help, I will. Bitch at me and you can do it your ******* self."
Now while she doesn't like me...matter of fact, I'm fairly certain she hates me <for other reasons>...she does speak to me normally and asks me normally to do something for her and she never bitches at me for anything. FOR ANYTHING
It's all in the training. If you don't put up with it early, you won't have to deal with it for a lifetime -
Originally Posted by northcat_8
makntraks
p.s. This way is just a little bit more expensive thoughIn the theater of the mind...
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Originally Posted by makntraks
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Originally Posted by indolikaa
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Originally Posted by indolikaa
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Well what a weekend. I managed to escape on Saturday and go and watch the footy down the boozer, I came back totally wankered and was sent of to bed. I decided it would be better to sit in the home cinema room and watch hero as loud as my shit goes, and that is pretty loud.
I then made general pissed up comments over dinner and followed them up by singing in the shower until midnight.
This morning I jumped down the stairs at half past four on the way to work (hows your jet lag bitch). Work has obviously caught onto my plight as our systems are knackered. I have been here 4 and a half hours and have done exactly nothing.
Looks like I wont be going to her brothers graduation tonight.
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Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
Originally Posted by HardcorerussNot too sure about singing in the shower though.
Buddha says that, while he may show you the way, only you can truly save yourself, proving once and for all that he's a lazy, fat bastard.