On route at the moment is a little ball of hate.
I am scared, someone please help!!!
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I've told you I have a sofa for you :P Failing that its bound to kick off tommorrow in Manchester so you could pop up there and get arrested for the weekend.

Buddha says that, while he may show you the way, only you can truly save yourself, proving once and for all that he's a lazy, fat bastard. -
You have only yourself to blame and just some other bad news for your day...98% of all women will eventually become their mother....
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Oh Yes.... I am fighting that battle now... and it aint looking prettyOriginally Posted by northcat_8
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Originally Posted by Dr. DOS
saddly, I too am fighting that battle. It seems to be hitting my wife in her early 30's. As tactfully as I could I had to stop the wife the other day in the middle of one of her "Penta-polar" mood swings and ask her "you know your Dad drives truck? You know he's gone for 3-6 months at a time? Do you know why?" Her reply "No". "Because your mother is a bitch and treats him like shit, and if you don't get your shit straightened out, you are going to find yourself just like your mother....ALONE."
Here is a known fact that men have for women, but women don't understand. How much bitching a woman can get away with is directly proportionate to how hot she is and how well and how often she fucks us. -
My wife's mother is satan incarnate. I've mentioned her here before. She is the master of the "martyr mode" to make others feel guilty.
Every once in a while my wife lapses into this mode and once I called her by her mom's first name to drive home my point. To quote Bill Cosby, her head split down the middle and orange light poured out, burning a hole in my midsection.
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I have never heard it put so well.Originally Posted by northcat_8
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I also think there is the house / mortgage / kid equation that figures in this too. I love my kids, I love my house.... part of the equation figures that into the wife's bitch levels. And they know it too.Originally Posted by northcat_8
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Absolutely. There's the whole "home stability" thing that raises our tolerance level. The wife's bitching becomes a smaller issue in the overall scheme of things. And, having been whipped for so long, we get used to the same level of pain if it's been there that long.Originally Posted by Dr. DOS
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So, that's why I've been starting to not hear her when she talks to me... I've only been married 8 years... I thought that didn't kick in until year 15 or 20. I Guess I'm becoming programmed to go into the 'ignore mode' sooner than I thoughtOriginally Posted by Capmaster
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It kicks in at day 15, not year 15Originally Posted by Dr. DOS
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The mortgage is far less important than the kids. My youngest will graduate HS in 5 years...at that time, the level of tolerated bitching will decrease dramatically.
Although, to be real honest, my wife doesn't bitch too much. She has her "attitude" days but overall there is not too much bitching. I just don't listen to her when she starts to yell at me, when she finishes I say <in a calm voice> "I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention, what were you saying?"
I also noticed something when dealing with a friend's wife...she bitches at him to get him to do whatever she wants...he cooks, he cleans, he washes clothes, he sweeps, etc. <he's going to make someone a hell of a wife one day
> One day I was over there and she wanted me to do something, so she started bitching at me just right off to do it for her
I told her "you better get this straight, you are not ******* me, bitching at me is only going to piss you off further, if you want me to do something for you then ask and if I have time or I can help, I will. Bitch at me and you can do it your ******* self."
Now while she doesn't like me...matter of fact, I'm fairly certain she hates me <for other reasons>...she does speak to me normally and asks me normally to do something for her and she never bitches at me for anything. FOR ANYTHING
It's all in the training. If you don't put up with it early, you won't have to deal with it for a lifetime
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Or you can always go the "trade-in" route, which is what I didOriginally Posted by northcat_8
makntraks
p.s. This way is just a little bit more expensive though
In the theater of the mind...
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Make sure the new model has low milage. And stuck the oil under the hood. AHHHH, A DIPSTICK!!!!!! Run away!!!Originally Posted by makntraks
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Real Dolls don't speak much do they?Originally Posted by indolikaa
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*******'s cheaper than realdoll's huhOriginally Posted by indolikaa
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Well what a weekend. I managed to escape on Saturday and go and watch the footy down the boozer, I came back totally wankered and was sent of to bed. I decided it would be better to sit in the home cinema room and watch hero as loud as my shit goes, and that is pretty loud.
I then made general pissed up comments over dinner and followed them up by singing in the shower until midnight.
This morning I jumped down the stairs at half past four on the way to work (hows your jet lag bitch). Work has obviously caught onto my plight as our systems are knackered. I have been here 4 and a half hours and have done exactly nothing.
Looks like I wont be going to her brothers graduation tonight.
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:P Shite game, England were crap, Wales even worse.Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
That must be ******* deafening - Its quite a loud disc anyway without cranking it up.Originally Posted by Hardcoreruss
Nice touch, nothing quite like ruining a perfectly good meal for all concerned by getting swilled inOriginally Posted by Hardcoreruss
Not too sure about singing in the shower though.

Buddha says that, while he may show you the way, only you can truly save yourself, proving once and for all that he's a lazy, fat bastard.




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