Magic...turns them on

[beavereater]

If you like magic, I am gonna teach you one that will surprise the hell outta people (Especially if they have been drinking.).

First, under you right (Or left) index (pointing) finger, place some cigarette ashes (This works best) but be sure that no one saw you do it. Sit down...play it cool for a couple minutes. THEN, in your own way try to introduce the subject of magic, comically or seriously. AND here's how it goes.

Get your volunteer (Preferably a she with large breasts...this keeps the males distracted more)

Ask her to put out her hands, face down. Usually they keep their fingers close, but YOU use your hands to spread them out. AS you do this, dab the ash in her palm.

Ask her to close both hands. Ask her "Which hand is weaker?" Usually, since you use your right hand, you've put the ash under her left, and she will usually say left...in any case make a reason why you are gonna use the hand that has the ash in the palm. Ask her to close that hand and make a fist as hard as possible.

NOW...look around (Obiviously, you are gonna go for the tray of cig ashes, but be cool about) "Oh...we can use this." Reach over, put some in your palm, and then use your same index finger QUICKLY to put some ash on your finger...then dab it on the back of her hand.

Say magic words or whatever, ask her to turn her hand over and open it...and there is the ash. They are ALWAYS stumped...they think hard, and some think they got it but are never really sure.

Cool for getting chics interested...where I am anyway...

Any comments...or additions...

[makntraks]

Magic is cool for sure but I just walk around with these on:



makntraks

[beavereater]

I know everyone has thought about...the "Universal Remote Control" of life....see a hottie...press pause...do what you will. Speeding, see a cop, press pause...do as you will. Girl starts nagging...mute can come in real handy!! Fastforward through work...the list goes on...

[Capmaster]

Or that Twilight Zone episode (my all-time favorite) where he comes across this watch that stops time.

[makntraks]

Or that Twilight Zone episode (my all-time favorite) where he comes across this watch that stops time.

Better yet is the one where the Darren Stevens guy (?) tosses a coin and it lands on the edge... and he can "hear" peoples thoughts....

makntraks

[Capmaster]

Dick York. That was a great episode

[CoasterCreator]

I got a trick for you guys its called the dissapering sausege also best to pick a partner with big breast

[menes777]

.... or nice legs, or preferably both

[BJ_M]

keep it clean

[menes777]

I know on the radio they use terms like doing the laundry...

You know how does his laundry with a different girl every night...

[northcat_8]

I have a similar trick....

I tell them I can make their ass seem smaller.
(I have big hands)

Or their breasts seem bigger...and tell them I have small hands.

[Capmaster]

I have a similar trick....

I tell them I can make their ass seem smaller.
(I have big hands)

Or their breasts seem bigger...and tell them I have small hands.

Does it also work for ....you know .....?

[northcat_8]

not usually but actually it has before but that was back in the day and she just wanted to anyway.