Dirty Trick at a family gathering.

[Craig Tucker]

This happened a little while ago, but I thought I would post it here because it is pretty funny.

The occasion is my wifes, uncles 80th birthday party. So I am sat at a table with my wife, my wifes brother(Paul) and his missues and my wifes sister and her husband(Lee).

So we have all had a few drinks and are pretty pissed, we have had the buffet and are on the chocolate gateax. Lee gets up to go to the toilet and Paul says "I have got a good idea"

This was Pauls Idea.


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Did you guess correctly
Paul and me are sat at the table pissing ourselves laughing while Lee is up dancing looking like he has just shit himself.
After a while we let him in on the joke and all went to the toiltet to try and get the chocolate stain off his trousers. ooer. Problem was that tissue paper just disintigrated so he ended up cleaning his trousers with his wet socks.
This was as clean as they got
Ah, that was a fun night.

[indolikaa]

That's my kind of warped humor.

[pacmania_2001]

How'd he take it?

[Craig Tucker]

Pretty well

[Cobra]

That's quite a frightening picture, really.

[Capmaster]

Is that bloke in the middle videohelp's own Chewie?

[Craig Tucker]

Is that bloke in the middle videohelp's own Chewie?

Well spotted cap

[Capmaster]

Is that bloke in the middle videohelp's own Chewie?

Well spotted cap

Hmmmm ....not quite as furry as I had imagined ....

Good joke. Nasty as hell, but the best ones usually are

[DVD_Ripper]

Even with somewhat spotted pants he's still drunk enough to get back up there dancing.

Excellent joke.... glad a lady didn't sit down.... man they get pissed (even when drunk) if there dresses even get rumpled....

[yalborap]

They get pissed if the friggin' air blows the wrong way....

Excellent prank. next time, use a little more substance(I reccomend chocolate pudding.), and don't tell the guy.

[northcat_8]

<wiping tear from my eye>

I am so proud right now....CT, you would fit right in with my crowd.

What have I said about intelligent people and boredom?

[yalborap]

They make drunk guys look like they crapped their pants?

[Craig Tucker]

Particularly when mixed with alcohol

[Capmaster]

They make drunk guys look like they crapped their pants?

What's your point?

[yalborap]

My point is we need to find some more drunk people and chocolate cake.

[Capmaster]

My point is we need to find some more drunk people and chocolate cake.

[northcat_8]

They make drunk guys look like they crapped their pants?

No..but that is a good one. My friends and I just like to have a good time, and many times it is at other people's expense