what happens when you get a girlfriend

[stiltman]

Look at the forum stats. tgpo is not on the list for this month and this week. Guees that's what happens when you get a girlfriend?

Poor guy

[Doramius]

Sex has a lot of power.

[Grimey]

Girlfriends will do that. I just broke up with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago and my post count has shot right up

[thayne]

Sex has a lot of power.

It's not sex; they just have the power to suck all life energy from you....

Think about it, the average couple has sex maybe 3-5 times per week at 30 - 60 minutes average, maybe a little more at first. That leaves a whole lot of unaccounted time that could be used posting....

[Capmaster]

Sex has a lot of power.

It's not sex; they just have the power to suck all life energy from you....

Think about it, the average couple has sex maybe 3-5 times per week at 30 - 60 minutes average, maybe a little more at first. That leaves a whole lot of unaccounted time that could be used posting....

Then when a couple enters the silver years, you reverse it. It becomes more like once every 30 - 60 days, for 3 - 5 minutes each.

Then they usually end up here in OT

[thayne]

Sex has a lot of power.

It's not sex; they just have the power to suck all life energy from you....

Think about it, the average couple has sex maybe 3-5 times per week at 30 - 60 minutes average, maybe a little more at first. That leaves a whole lot of unaccounted time that could be used posting....

Then when a couple enters the silver years, you reverse it. It becomes more like once every 30 - 60 days, for 3 - 5 minutes each.

Then they usually end up here in OT

Silver years? More like Sliver months (2 to 3 at most)

[stiltman]

That leaves a whole lot of unaccounted time that could be used posting....

Chick Flicks

[flaninacupboard]

yeah, or sitting on the sofa doing -nothing- just "being with each other"....

Think i'd rather be with you guys!

Weird thought, if we all lived in the same town with a good pub, would we all just meet in the pub every day or would we still be post whores?

[Capmaster]

yeah, or sitting on the sofa doing -nothing- just "being with each other"....

Think i'd rather be with you guys!

Weird thought, if we all lived in the same town with a good pub, would we all just meet in the pub every day or would we still be post whores?

We would all sit at a big King Arthur-esque round table with our laptops, and post our asses off. You can't get a post count at just a pub

[ajp]

yeah, or sitting on the sofa doing -nothing- just "being with each other"....

Think i'd rather be with you guys!

Weird thought, if we all lived in the same town with a good pub, would we all just meet in the pub every day or would we still be post whores?

We would all sit at a big King Arthur-esque round table with our laptops, and post our asses off. You can't get a post count at just a pub

How about pubs with internet forum terminals? The threads would get better and better the more people drink, now there's a business idea for ya!

Then maybe we could chat up some female post whores too, two birds with one stone and all that...

[The village idiot]

TGPO was here yesterday, I saw him listed as being here, maybe just didn't feel like posting.

[Capmaster]

yeah, or sitting on the sofa doing -nothing- just "being with each other"....

Think i'd rather be with you guys!

Weird thought, if we all lived in the same town with a good pub, would we all just meet in the pub every day or would we still be post whores?

We would all sit at a big King Arthur-esque round table with our laptops, and post our asses off. You can't get a post count at just a pub

How about pubs with internet forum terminals? The threads would get better and better the more people drink, now there's a business idea for ya!

Then maybe we could chat up some female post whores too, two birds with one stone and all that...

You made it!!! Glad to see you over here, buddy Trying to stay occupied while waiting for them to return your camera, I see

[ajp]

You made it!!! Glad to see you over here, buddy Trying to stay occupied while waiting for them to return your camera, I see

I felt I had to come and pay my respects to the new president....

Yeah, the weasels told me today they couldn't fix it so they sent it on to Gothenburg... So, no camera and no girlfriend... that pretty much just leaves the off-topic forum!

[Capmaster]

You made it!!! Glad to see you over here, buddy Trying to stay occupied while waiting for them to return your camera, I see

I felt I had to come and pay my respects to the new president....

Yeah, the weasels told me today they couldn't fix it so they sent it on to Gothenburg... So, no camera and no girlfriend... that pretty much just leaves the off-topic forum!

Well if you hang around here long enough, you'll have plenty to do. Unfortunately, so will your shrink

And I told you before, you're setting your sights too high ...the girls don't have to be over 16 8)

[handyguy]

"TGPO was here yesterday, I saw him listed as being here, maybe just didn't feel like posting."

Probably felt drained.

[Doramius]

You don't have to be having sex for it to have power over you. Northcat will back me up on this one. It's basically him I'm trying to quote.

You may not want sex now, but your time is consumed in the hopes that sex will come about from it. videohelp.com goes down on the priority list when that happens. A very sad fact.

[lordsmurf]

Weird thought, if we all lived in the same town with a good pub, would we all just meet in the pub every day or would we still be post whores?

It would be like college all over again. Meet up at the town square and hit the bars one by one, getting shit drunk while having a good time. Of course, this is cheaper.

[Doramius]

Some people also don't realize you can have this much fun sober. Just think of doing this together and drunk. PARTY!!!

[Capmaster]

Some people also don't realize you can have this much fun sober. Just think of doing this together and drunk. PARTY!!!

Also, if you have too much here, you won't be slaughtering some family on the road - just getting a yellow card

[flaninacupboard]

Some people also don't realize you can have this much fun sober. Just think of doing this together and drunk. PARTY!!!

Also, if you have too much here, you won't be slaughtering some family on the road - just getting a yellow card

naughty capmaster! you shouldn't drink and drive!

[Doramius]

Here's a campaign we could be involved in.

Don't drink & drive. Become a PostWhore on videohelp.com instead.

[stiltman]

Just think,

tgpo and wanda (don't remember her name) are sitting down and he says I'm gonna go check vediohelp....he goes in and then she follows him and asks if she can see too....Of course he can't say no. Now he and her are reading this thread

[Doramius]

Wanda, don't forget to ask TGPO about the vasaline-dolly incident where he tried to do a capmaster copycat.

I bet Cap was hoping we all had forgotten about that. Sorry to open old wounds Cap. :P

[Ripper2860]

Sex has a lot of power.

It's not sex; they just have the power to suck all life energy from you....

Think about it, the average couple has sex maybe 3-5 times per week at 30 - 60 minutes average, maybe a little more at first. That leaves a whole lot of unaccounted time that could be used posting....

Then when a couple enters the silver years, you reverse it. It becomes more like once every 30 - 60 days, for 3 - 5 minutes each.

Then they usually end up here in OT

Hey! I resemble that remark...

However, in order to offset that phenomenom, I keep several wives!

[VideoTechMan]

Ahhh...makes me glad I dont have a girlfriend....can you imagine the internet changes I would have to make??

VTM

[Capmaster]

Wanda, don't forget to ask TGPO about the vasaline-dolly incident where he tried to do a capmaster copycat.

I bet Cap was hoping we all had forgotten about that. Sorry to open old wounds Cap. :P

Dammit Doramius ...... <mutters invectives involving Doramius and his mother's indiscretions>

I was hoping we had put that behind us. It only happened the one time ......

[DVD_Ripper]

[quote="thayneIt's not sex; they just have the power to suck all life energy from you.... quote]


How true Thayne.... how true

[Capmaster]

But they don't leave marks, like a vampire would. It's hard to tell who's been "sucked"

[tekkieman]

But they don't leave marks, like a vampire would. It's hard to tell who's been "sucked"

Too easy. Nevermind.....

[Capmaster]

But they don't leave marks, like a vampire would. It's hard to tell who's been "sucked"

Too easy. Nevermind.....

It was intentional. I'm trying to get everyone out of first gear here this morning. Seems a bit dead for OT doesn't it?