what happens when you get a girlfriend

[northcat_8]

Weird thought, if we all lived in the same town with a good pub, would we all just meet in the pub every day or would we still be post whores?

Well one thing is for certain, if we all lived in the same town there wouldn't be a whole lot of work getting done in that town.

But on the high side of that at least our wives/girlfriends could hang out together and leave us alone for a bit

I'll back Doramius up on his statement. While I love this forum and bullshitting on here is great...if I'm getting some tail...sorry fellas I'm out.

TGPO - run mate run!!!! We call what you are experiencing "The Beaver Snare". 2 people are independent, they start dating, they still stay independent. She throws that beaver out there..you are intrigued so you sample it...you instantly develop an appetite for it, then pretty soon you are addicted to it...now she is independent and you are dependent, doing what you have to do so she will give you another "fix". You get caught up in the Beaver Blur and eventually, when sex slows down, your head will clear, you will awaken from your 16 year primordial homeostasis and you will find out you are 40 years old, a mortgage you can't afford, 2 cars that you don't like with payments you can't afford, 3 kids, a job you hate, and realize that your trip to the store to buy your wife tampons and tiolet paper is your night out this week.

You will awake frayed, tattered and confused asking yourself what happened? I was just trying to get some tail...and then I blacked out

[northcat_8]

Then maybe we could chat up some female post whores too, two birds with one stone and all that...

Don't even know you ajp, but I like you already May I interest you in some RWA reading materials?

[northcat_8]

Some people also don't realize you can have this much fun sober. Just think of doing this together and drunk. PARTY!!!

Um...ut-oh.... We are suppose to be sober??

[tekkieman]

....You get caught up in the Beaver Blur and eventually, when sex slows down, your head will clear, you will awaken from your 16 year primordial homeostasis and you will find out you are 40 years old, a mortgage you can't afford, 2 cars that you don't like with payments you can't afford, 3 kids, a job you hate, and realize that your trip to the store to buy your wife tampons and tiolet paper is your night out this week.

You will awake frayed, tattered and confused asking yourself what happened? I was just trying to get some tail...and then I blacked out

Hey northcat - I think I'll hire you to write my biography. Wait...you just did!

[northcat_8]

Oh and one more thing you BLOODY ******* WANKERS.....

TGPO's wife/girlfriend/fiance (whichever)...her name is "Evonne".

(sorry about the opening line, I just always wanted to say that )

[northcat_8]

Hey northcat - I think I'll hire you to write my biography. Wait...you just did!

Yea sad isn't it? Don't worry brother...it's a common affliction

[Ripper2860]

I'd rather drink than post anytime; however, WHY NOT DO BOTH !!!

Nortcat -- you are REALLY DEPRESSING ME! STOP IT !!!

[tekkieman]

I'd rather drink than post anytime; however, WHY NOT DO BOTH !!!

This is why not!

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=226366&highlight=post+drunk

[Ripper2860]

I'd rather drink than post anytime; however, WHY NOT DO BOTH !!!

This is why not!

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=226366&highlight=post+drunk

Nope -- that's precisely why you SHOULD !!!

[northcat_8]

I'd rather drink than post anytime; however, WHY NOT DO BOTH !!!

Nortcat -- you are REALLY DEPRESSING ME! STOP IT !!!

Just stating the facts of the case Ripper. You know me...I just call em like I see em.

[indolikaa]

Evonne. Evonne. Her name is Evonne.

[tgpo]

I've been on IRC and working. That pretty much sums it all up...Don't worry, school is about to start back up, so you'll see more of me again. Maybe more than you want :P

[indolikaa]

I've been on IRC and working. That pretty much sums it all up...Don't worry, school is about to start back up, so you'll see more of me again. Maybe more than you want :P

I thought you were getting married...

[stiltman]

I've been on IRC and working. That pretty much sums it all up...Don't worry, school is about to start back up, so you'll see more of me again. Maybe more than you want :P

Ya mean you're whooped!

How are those chick flicks?