christmas cake recipe - hehe

[tigerwolf]

this was sent to me by a friend and I just had to share it.

Christmas Cake Recipe


Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit


Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl,check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.
Repeat .

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is
shtill OK.

Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
giveshz a sh*t.

Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
the vodka and kick the cat.

Fall into bed.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[bilbogod]

Which just goes to prove that you're not as thunk as we drink you are.

[Shabubu]

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings

[pinoy2201]

[tigerwolf]

LOL, I particularly enjoyed shabubu's not an alcoholic comment. I figured ya all would enjoy it. I laughed my butt off when I read it so I just had to pass it on.

have a good day and cherry mistmas.

[d4n13l]

hehe, it funny... because its true.