A Reminder to All Students

[indolikaa]

Good evening.

Newbies 105: Obscenities and Vulgarity, will be held tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM Eastern Time. You are all invited to attend. Dr. I.D. WankHer and I will be available shortly afterwards for any questions or thoughts you may have. We would advise that you refresh your memories and bring your original texts from Newbies 104 for this course.

Yours Truly,

Dr. Indolikaa Khan
Snowflake University

[devinemi83]

But I have a Women's Studies class at that time!?!

[northcat_8]

Don't waste your time studying women...they don't know what the **** they're doing...how is anyone else suppose to figure it out

Just follow the "4F rule"

[devinemi83]

Don't waste your time studying women...they don't know what the **** they're doing...how is anyone else suppose to figure it out

Just follow the "4F rule"

4F? I know of 1 F. What are the other 3? Teach me.

[northcat_8]

Don't waste your time studying women...they don't know what the **** they're doing...how is anyone else suppose to figure it out

Just follow the "4F rule"

4F? I know of 1 F. What are the other 3? Teach me.

Newbies

If you were a red wing member you could just look it up in your Red Winger code of ethics

The 4F rule is:

Find them
Fool them
**** them
Forget them

Forget them is very important...not forgetting them is how MFers end up married

[devinemi83]

I aint no stinkin newbie.... LOL

[indolikaa]

Good evening.

Dr. Khan has just informed me that the lecture hall at Snowflake University has been reserved for Newbies 105 as promised. It has been scheduled for 9:00 AM Eastern Time tomorrow, as previously discussed.

He's also quite upset at, if I may quote, "whichever one of you ************* stole my best air compressor hoses AND my 10th anniversary commemorative Zima bottle opener" as he seems to be having diffuculty opening his 11th wine cooler of the evening. Luckily we've managed to confuse him long enough to hide the vodka, lest he be so drunk tomorrow morning that I must step-in and teach you no-good twat-wankers the proper techniques of the Vulgar Post-Whore.

My apologies. Not all of you are twat-wankers. Some of you are just plain ********.


I.D WankHer
Snowflake University

[northcat_8]

My apologies. Not all of you are twat-wankers. Some of you are just plain ********

WTF

What about those of us who are ******** and also wank twats?

Unbelievable descrimi - ******* - nation at Snowflake U

[VCDHunter]

Having missed every lecture so far I will endeavour to attend this one. Thanks for the info, wanker.

[Cobra]

I'll be drunk.

[Capmaster]

I can overnight some compressor replacement parts to Dr. Khan if that'll help my grade

[indolikaa]

I can overnight some compressor replacement parts to Dr. Khan if that'll help my grade

I prefer royal blue lines with gold couplers.

[Capmaster]

I can overnight some compressor replacement parts to Dr. Khan if that'll help my grade

I prefer royal blue lines with gold couplers.

Solid gold or gold-plated? I have both.

[indolikaa]

I can overnight some compressor replacement parts to Dr. Khan if that'll help my grade

I prefer royal blue lines with gold couplers.

Solid gold or gold-plated? I have both.

Gold-plated is fine. Please also make sure all components are hardened against EMP.