Strange PC case

[The village idiot]

from:

http://www011.upp.so-net.ne.jp/kat2/pc/ern005/ekana.htm

http://sae.cside.com/sae/kat/pc/sellpc/esale.htm

There are some real disturbed people out there

Hey Capmaster, maybe you should get them to incorporate a computer and some sort of tele-dildonics into a sheep

[teegee420]

Jesus Christ.

[northcat_8]

Well there's proof right there that there are people out there who have more time on their hands than we do.

Cap...before you get into the whole goat mod...you might want to make sure spooge damage is covered under your warranty.

[FantasyGhost]

Here's one of a HL2 lover: http://home.student.utwente.nl/l.b.h.voss/Rebels/

And one of the Matrix: http://www.thebestcasescenario.com/Matrix%20Pics/rebirth_1.html

[flaninacupboard]

i saw the jap girl on www.mini-itx.com about a week ago, and the matrix one a couple months ago.

those crazy japanese fools!

[Guest]

******* nerds!

[Capmaster]

When the owner's mom asks what he's been doing up in his room for so long, he can honestly say he's been working hardon a project

Gotta make sure you always remember where the fans are

[flaninacupboard]

try explaining -that- one in the emergency room

[Capmaster]

try explaining -that- one in the emergency room

"Well doc, it was like this ...I was getting in an amorous mood after watching the Duck And Cover Indo family movie short, and as I was preparing to mount the Xeon and I poked the wrong hole ...."

[flaninacupboard]

hmm, that'd probably do it. well done.

except the doctor may not know what xeon means, assume it's a variation on the name xena and come to a weird conclusion about your sexual partner....

[Capmaster]

hmm, that'd probably do it. well done.

except the doctor may not know what xeon means, assume it's a variation on the name xena and come to a weird conclusion about your sexual partner....

Actually "mounting the xena" would be less perverted than "mounting the xeon"

You ever think what kind of "case mods" Northcat might make to a pc like this?

[flaninacupboard]

hmm, i get the feeling it would involve a large can of red paint.......
and a bag of offal.

[Capmaster]

hmm, i get the feeling it would involve a large can of red paint.......
and a bag of offal.

All in the interest of improving "case flow"

[northcat_8]

hmm, i get the feeling it would involve a large can of red paint.......
and a bag of offal.

Paint?? I was thinking more along the lines of latex.

[flaninacupboard]

you'd actually fashion yourself an entry out of latex and offal?

[Doramius]

Heck, a mounted masturbator should be standard on Northcat's and Capmaster's PCs. Plugs right into any USB 2.0 port. Capmaster might have it available for Firewire, too. however, Northcat's are self cleaning for those who use it frequently.

[housepig]

I have a feeling it wouldn't take too much customization for Northcat....

[northcat_8]

ACTUALLY FLAN It is made of PVC and Latex (not the PVC that your water is running through in your house, its a much more plyable PVC compound, and latex gives it the elasticity)

offal that is just sick...bad flan bad bad bad :P


HOUSEPIG....where did you find that model???? I have been looking everywhere for that. My Linda Lovelace mod chipped a tooth in mid february and it's been kind of dangerous computing ever since

[housepig]

HOUSEPIG....where did you find that model????

I'll see if Nakagawa-san can make you another one...

My Linda Lovelace mod chipped a tooth in mid february and it's been kind of dangerous computing ever since

so you went for the Lovelace, huh? I went for the Marilyn Chambers one myself. all the drive doors are green...

[northcat_8]

so you went for the Lovelace, huh? I went for the Marilyn Chambers one myself. all the drive doors are green...

The Marilyn Chambers model was very nice, I was looking at that one, but I just didn't have the space for it. The Lovelace mod is kneeling and fits easily under the desk.

[stiltman]

My Linda Lovelace mod chipped a tooth in mid february and it's been kind of dangerous computing ever since

Stop sticking your vibrator in her mouth

[northcat_8]

Actually the vibrator (which is optional equipment) inserts in the back of her head when you are wanting a hummer rather than a BJ

[Doramius]

is it USB or firewire compatible?

[Ripper2860]

Where's the "joystick" port !!????

[Ripper2860]

Hey Capmaster, maybe you should get them to incorporate a computer and some sort of tele-dildonics into a sheep

Now why would Capmaster need a dildo in the shape of a Teletubbie ?? You are one SICK bastard!!

[northcat_8]

Where's the "joystick" port !!????

Actually the vibrator has to be set as the slave on the Primary IDE channel...make sure you enable ULTRA DMA (I'll let you figure what DMA stands for )

It is anatomically correct, so it has 3 joystick ports

[Guest]

I've never wanted to get with my pc.Maybe i SHOULD mac.

[Ripper2860]

"force feedback" ??

[Guest]

"force feedback" ??

I wanna score some linux box.

[Ripper2860]

I got your liquid cooling right here !!!