Strange PC case

[The village idiot]

Hey Capmaster, maybe you should get them to incorporate a computer and some sort of tele-dildonics into a sheep

Now why would Capmaster need a dildo in the shape of a Teletubbie ?? You are one SICK bastard!!

Dildonics: from http://www.georgetown.edu/users/baldersm/essays/teledildonics.pdf

The term dildonics was coined in 1974 by Ted Nelson, the inventor of hypertext, to describe a machine invented by a hardware hacker by the name of How Wachspress that could convert sound into tactile sensations.

and even better description:

The Virtual Sex Machine Fits on your penis. It plugs into the VSM Digital Interface, and through the special enhanced with teledildonics videos, this device responds to the action on the computer screen. It strokes your penis with a variable intensity, changes speeds in response to the action on the screen, and grips your penis harder or softer, based entirely on the action shown. It has variable vacuum, and can suck hard or soft, depending on the video that is playing. At various times throughout the scene, again, tied to the movie action, you will feel a stimulation on the tip and body of your penis. This creates effects like deep-throating, tongue lashing, and tip rubbing. In some ways, this device exceeds the ability of a "real" sexual partner, as the sensations are longer and more intense. Not only that, the machine NEVER gets tired.

http://www.vrinnovations.com/index2.htm


And you thought I was making this shit up :P

[freestyler]

it got a weak review on salon.com

that case is awesome, i bet you could get a boatload ebay'n it

[flaninacupboard]

(not the PVC that your water is running through in your house, its a much more plyable PVC compound, and latex gives it the elasticity)

Yeah, i know what PVC is
Although interestingly our water pipes are either copper (inside the house) or lead (outside the house).

Yes, lead. can you say evil plumbers with a fucked up sense of humour...? bad news for spudgunners too, piping and connectors are expensive when they're made from copper

[Capmaster]

(not the PVC that your water is running through in your house, its a much more plyable PVC compound, and latex gives it the elasticity)

Yeah, i know what PVC is
Although interestingly our water pipes are either copper (inside the house) or lead (outside the house).

Yes, lead. can you say evil plumbers with a fucked up sense of humour...? bad news for spudgunners too, piping and connectors are expensive when they're made from copper

Are you serious?

I watched an episode of This Old House and they were repairing this 100-year-old house in New England. It had the lead water service leading from the street. I couldn't believe that with what we know about lead and the nervous system that it wouldn't have all been replaced by now, like mercury-silver fillings in your teeth. I would get a separate filter if I were you.

[flaninacupboard]

yep, and they wonder why we're all dying of alzheimers

our drinking water goes through a jug filter, but stuff for cooking and cleaning comes straight from the tap.

[northcat_8]

Hey...be nice...I have alzheimers, but it's ok, I like meeting new people.

[flaninacupboard]

dude,

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Northcat.

[northcat_8]

that hurts man...that hurts

[Capmaster]

Dildonics: from http://www.georgetown.edu/users/baldersm/essays/teledildonics.pdf
Quote:
The term dildonics was coined in 1974 by Ted Nelson, the inventor of hypertext, to describe a machine invented by a hardware hacker by the name of How Wachspress that could convert sound into tactile sensations.

I might consider over-clocking with this bad boy

[flaninacupboard]

was that over-clocking or over-cocking?

[Capmaster]

was that over-clocking or over-cocking?

I'm afraid to try that "dildonics". I'd never leave the computer room and my wife would take off. That would leave me with only my inflatables and my dildonics. Unacceptable :P

I'd have a permanent shit-eating grin on my face, but I would end up like that scientist in Brainstorm (Chris Walken, Louise Fletcher, Natalie Wood) where he has this direct mind-interfacing playback device that has a recording of a sexual orgasm. He sets the thing up for an endless loop and they find him sitting there spasming - unaware of anything else. Messed him up That would be me with this thing, so I'd better not even check into it

[Doramius]

I just want to know one more thing. What operating system does she have? If it's compatible with what I've got, I'm ready to interface.

[Capmaster]

I just want to know one more thing. What operating system does she have? If it's compatible with what I've got, I'm ready to interface.

I think it's a Wang

[northcat_8]

[flaninacupboard]

i seem to have a wang interface, but i'm not sure if it's full duplex or half duplex

[Capmaster]

i seem to have a wang interface, but i'm not sure if it's full duplex or half duplex

Doesn't "duplex" mean it'll go either way?

[flaninacupboard]

that's my problem! i'm using it for downstream at the moment, i don't think i can use it for upstream as well - i'd need a whole new wang interface!

[Capmaster]

that's my problem! i'm using it for downstream at the moment, i don't think i can use it for upstream as well - i'd need a whole new wang interface!

I don't want to ask this, but ....upstream? Sounds kinky

That whole Wang thing came from a real old joke:
Q: Did you hear they had computers in the garden of Eden?
A: Yeah, Eve had her Apple and Adam had his Wang

Old, but a classic

[Doramius]

I'm just waiting for when new computer and motherboard companies start naming themselves or products after women's names.

Bertha: Big, rugged computer. very stable, if something crashes, it's the user.

Mary Lou: Very versatile, flexible software and interface.

Demi: Used, Hot swapable, easy to change components.

Pamela: Best silicon processors work here, but you gotta do the programming yourself.

Halle: Like an Apple, good unit with not many available applications.

RuPaul: Like a Web TV machine. It's a wannabe, fake Computer.

[stiltman]

[Capmaster]

Let's see them make a Mac look like that!

[Doramius]

Is this that new mobile technology I keep hearing about? Looks cool.

[Capmaster]

Is that a spoiler on top or a paper tray?

[flaninacupboard]

neither, it's a seat for old people like you get in bus stations.