Man sues wife because she was once ugly

[AND1]

Man sues wife over ugly past

A Chinese man has divorced and sued his wife for £55,000 after discovering she’d had plastic surgery before they met. Jian Feng, 38, was said to have been horrified when she gave birth to an ugly baby daughter. He suspected her of having an affair.

His wife then confessed to having plastic surgery costing £70,000 in South Korea before they met and showed him a picture of how she used to look.

He filed for divorce two years after marrying her following a whirlwind romance. ananova

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_26-5-2004_pg9_8

[tompika]

Should spend that money on the daughter's plastical surgery instead ...

[glockjs]

thats beyond messed up. what the hell is wrong with people these days.

i really dont understand how any baby can be ugly?

[flaninacupboard]

you mean how any baby -can't- be ugly, right?

They leak both ends, they stink, they produce enough noise the law says you should be wearing ear defenders and they ALWAYS get thrust on you by stressed out parents.

[glockjs]

well they are a hell of alot cuter when they're not mine

[teegee420]

That must have been one seriously horrid looking baby to arouse the dude's suspicion like that.

[northcat_8]

My question is how freakin ugly must she have been for the difference in the newborn to be noticed that early?? Damn!!! She evidently needed the surgery pretty damn bad.

[Capmaster]

If the baby was that ugly, did the doctor slap the right end?

[SatStorm]

That's nothing...

Here in Greece, I know someone, married a transexual from east europe.
My friend discover the truth, that his wife once was a man, almost 3 years later. And that just because he keep wondering why they couldn't have children....
Anyway, they devorce after this. She (he) lost her (his) green card after this too (fake papers also...)

And she (he, whatever) is the hottest woman (?) I ever met in my life....

[888888]

And she (he, whatever) is the hottest woman (?) I ever met in my life....

No jokes about what GREEK WOMEN look like!

[SatStorm]

Greek woman are officially the fatest and ungliest in Europe!
Also the most lazy ones, the most difficult to **** and the ones with the less brains in the Universe!
That's why we Greeks marrie women from East and Cetral Europe most!We let the local ones die untouched from us....
My girlfriend, has an Ukranian Root thank God (grandmother)! Huge difference with the average local ungly shit we have around, called "woman"

After plenty of thought, I realise that this is the price we Greeks have to pay for the natural beauty of our Country.... Fat and ungly women...

[888888]

Ok, then if you don't mind SatStorm, here is a joke I just made up:

Greek women are so ugly, Miss Greece 2004 wasn't even a post-operative Bulgarian.

[SatStorm]

Yeah, let's make a topic about how ungly and fat the Greek girls are!

Bring it on!

[888888]

BTW, my joke is copyrighted. Anyone using it in its original form or in any variation ie. Lithuanian, Mexican, Arab etc. must write "copyright 888888 2004" (I don't know how to make little c in a cirlce symbol) under it or pay me 1 cent royalty. I accept PayPal. If you do not do this, I will make the RIAA sure you and torture you with steel barbed butt plugs. You have been warned.

[holistic]

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[888888]

Cool. Thanks.
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For your help, you can tell and print my joke as many times as you want, but you can only keep half a penny if you publish it for profit, I will get the other half.

[VCDHunter]

Greek woman are officially the fatest and ungliest in Europe!
Also the most lazy ones, the most difficult to **** and the ones with the less brains in the Universe!

Thus speaks the man who has, obviously, never been to Britain

[northcat_8]

Greek woman are officially the fatest and ungliest in Europe!
Also the most lazy ones, the most difficult to **** and the ones with the less brains in the Universe!
That's why we Greeks marrie women from East and Cetral Europe most!We let the local ones die untouched from us....
My girlfriend, has an Ukranian Root thank God (grandmother)! Huge difference with the average local ungly shit we have around, called "woman"

After plenty of thought, I realise that this is the price we Greeks have to pay for the natural beauty of our Country.... Fat and ungly women...

I only know a few greek women and I wouldn't call them ugly...and they most certainly are not difficult to **** BUT and a very important BUT....they are still under the age of 27 and I'm not 100% sure they are full blooded greek.
You guys are from there so I believe you.

[lordsmurf]

Yeah, they obviously have no dentists in UK. The only hotties I've ever seen from UK are the ones on Playboy UK, most of which have accents that could be faked.

[flaninacupboard]

you're not far off smurf, there is a huge shortage of them, only 50% of the pop is registered with a dentist, there just aren't any more spaces available!

plus, i dunno. i can't explain it, teeth just aren't important over here, you never see kids with headgear like you get in the states, even braces are rare.

[Capmaster]

Greek woman are officially the fatest and ungliest in Europe!
Also the most lazy ones, the most difficult to **** and the ones with the less brains in the Universe!
That's why we Greeks marrie women from East and Cetral Europe most!We let the local ones die untouched from us....
My girlfriend, has an Ukranian Root thank God (grandmother)! Huge difference with the average local ungly shit we have around, called "woman"

After plenty of thought, I realise that this is the price we Greeks have to pay for the natural beauty of our Country.... Fat and ungly women...

And of course there are exceptions. For example, Marina Sirtis (counselor Troi in Star Trek TNG) could sit on my face any day.

[flaninacupboard]

ahahaha, now a ST themed porn movie, there's an idea.

"Will, i can sense something. it's strong and powerful"

"yes, and it's NOT my magic beard this time"

[Capmaster]

ahahaha, now a ST themed porn movie, there's an idea.

"Will, i can sense something. it's strong and powerful"

"yes, and it's NOT my magic beard this time"

If Marina is the other porn star, I'm getting excited just thinking about it. And she doesn't have a bit of vinyl in her. Go figure ...

[flaninacupboard]

shame her acting skills are so lame. she actually makes me laugh in first contact when trying to be drunk.

Think we could throw the girl who plays Aeryn in Farscape in their too? girl next door looks, but i like em. fiesty as hell too

[Capmaster]

shame her acting skills are so lame. she actually makes me laugh in first contact when trying to be drunk.

Think we could throw the girl who plays Aeryn in Farscape in their too? girl next door looks, but i like em. fiesty as hell too

True, she's not the best actress. Look at any of the TNG first season episodes - especially the early ones. She's obviously bridge dressing when the show starts, and someone later decided to give her more lines.

I especially like the episode "Encounter at Farpoint" and that tiny little mini-skirt she tried so hard to crouch down in without giving a good look at the ole dam-builder

[flaninacupboard]

i know there's an ep where she gets her kit off (the wedding) but don't remember how much we get to see?

how many minutes before someone posts a pic from the episode?

[Capmaster]

i know there's an ep where she gets her kit off (the wedding) but don't remember how much we get to see?

how many minutes before someone posts a pic from the episode?

I remember that one. I think they only showed her from the neck up at the front, but they showed more of her back from behind. I liked what I saw

[SatStorm]

Marina is a Greek Cypriot, not a Greek - Greek

Greece in a way is like United Kingdom: You have English, Scotish, Welles, and Irish at UK. So here in Greece: We have North Greeks (more tall, beautiful than the rest and with more european characteristics - blonde for example), South Greeks (more ungly and shorter girls, normal men with average high but only rarelly blonde hair), Aegean island Greeks (more dark skinned and skinny, with blue eyes (!), also they are by tradition much more open minded for sex and relations than the rest Greeks), Greeks from Turkey (more exotic looking than the rest and VERY traditional and religius, Virgin girls ain't rare between them, even at a very advance age - 25+), and Greeks from the Ionian Sea, which are the same root with south Italians Greeks (more european traditions / thinking, excellent aesthitics, somehow bad hair (most men are bold) they love to socialize more, different traditional food than the rest)
There are also the Greek Cypriots and the Greek Pontius. Huge difference in the looks than the rest.
What make all of us "Greeks" is that we all have the same religion, the same basic traditions, we have the same traditional history, we have the same language and we don't mix with other races (this is not racism, it is a tradition).

Anyway, It happens and I'm from Center Greece and here we have ungly women. So Athens.
Salonica on the other hand (north Greece) have wonderfull and beautiful women. So Creta - exotic in a way but really handsome.

BTW: Why Greek girls are "easy" for foreigners and "difficult" for locals
On all the mediterenian countries, there is a bad tradition: "Do whatever you can, if you are not at your home".
So, a Greek girl is a typical whore when she go to UK for example. But when she return back, she is the most difficult for anything!
Another example on this, are the girls from central / south Italy, or the Girls from Ibiza, or the south French....
Just watch catholic traditional girls what they are doing in the Greek and spanish islands every summer....

And about the British girls: I was in Corfu the last summer , at Cavos, which is a great british tourist destination. It was full of British Girls average 18 - 25. The 50% was "average". The 30 % was fine. The 10 % were good and the 10 % was AMAZING looking!
Now, when you have 20.000 turists in 8 square kilometters, you can notice the good ones easy. Also you can mate with them easy.
The problem is that we Greeks found them ... smelly! I can't explain it, but maybe it is the difference in our feromones! But we can't mate easy with British Girls....
Russian, Ukrainian and Serb girls on the other hand, we love to smell them!!! Touching the skin of an Ukrainian girl is an amazing feeling for us. But from what I know, we Greeks "smell" bad for the ... Hungarian girls. They really don't like us! Now, explain this....
Anyway, my point is that the how this smell feels to others, explain why in Europe we have so plenty different races and nations in a so small area (Europe). People here don't simply mate with each other!

BTW, it is time to go now. On Saturday nights we have a modern tradition. It is called clubbing ....

[teegee420]

True, she's not the best actress. Look at any of the TNG first season episodes - especially the early ones. She's obviously bridge dressing when the show starts, and someone later decided to give her more lines.

I thought she was quite good in the episode "Face of the Enemy". The one where she is surgicaly altered to look like a Romulan. One of my favorite episodes.

[flaninacupboard]

hmm. i was trying to remember that episode but immediately thought of kira as a cardassian....

And people said they were running out of original ideas