DVDR Help merchandise

[Guest]

Baldrick, any plans for a merchandise line? Would probably generate some income for the site. There would not be a more perfect anniversary gift as a "dvdr Help" halter top. I suggest we help him get started. post your dvdrhelp slogans.

Something like,

"My old man went to dvdr help and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"

or
"dvdr help- Use protection"

"jeex is in the house!"

U get the idea.

p.s.- Sorry if this is revisting an old subject. Havent seen anything on it in the forums nor could I find a merchandise link on the site.

[pacmania_2001]

I'm selling some of my old stuff, get it quick whilst it lasts, authentic gear from a real life DVDRHelp mod.

Somethings for sale include:

Danish Clogs
Empty XXXX can
My first year university assignment on management.
A post-it note with some scribble on it.

All items come with a certificate of authenticity as well for your peace of mind.

If the price is right I might even include a free autographed 8x10 of me.

[Cobra]

dvdr help- Use protection

[flaninacupboard]

ooo, wouldn't it be spooky if you were out shopping and you saw someone with a dvdrhelp cap on......

spookier if someone you know was suddenly sporting one!

Good idea though, a nice tshirt with the dvdrhelp url on it, and you can stick your avatar on there too, just in case you bump into someone else who's on here. cafepress do this sort of thing.

[Guest]

ooo, wouldn't it be spooky if you were out shopping and you saw someone with a dvdrhelp cap on......

spookier if someone you know was suddenly sporting one!

.

Yeah,like a FightClub thing.

[flaninacupboard]

The geek version of fight club at any rate....

"The first rule of Robot Club is, you do not talk about Robot Club!

The second rule of Robot Club is, you do not tal... wait a minute, i got that wrong. The second rule of Robot Club is no smoking."

[Will Hay]

What might be better would be a coded merchandising line, you know, like a secret club thing.
A tee shirt with for instance, a small green square in the middle, and perhaps, an abreviation of the site.
That way, anyone who commented on it in the street would know you were a member.
I'd have no problem in going up to someone I saw wearing one and simply saying ...
...."Will Hay"
Although on second thoughts, maybe not that username!
Will

[flaninacupboard]

How about a logo of a flaming disc and DHC written by it?

[glockjs]

what no cozies or coasters?? mouse pads? maybe even a shiny button with thd dvdrhelp.com logo on it... you could even make special edition t-shirts, say like "i'm a dvdrhelp.com post whore"(will hay would get a freebie on that one ). "i mpeged your daughter last night....dvdrhelp.com" i'd buy that one...

[flaninacupboard]

those two are great!
"You Goddamn Multiplexer!"

[VCDHunter]

The geek version of fight club at any rate....

"The first rule of Robot Club is, you do not talk about Robot Club!

The second rule of Robot Club is, you do not tal... wait a minute, i got that wrong. The second rule of Robot Club is no smoking."

Why ?

Shhhhhhh, we're not supposed to talk about it !

[Guest]

BR-WTF is this videohelp.com stuff? What am I going to do with these 5000 t-shirts

[budz]

^^^^
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

you could even make special edition t-shirts, say like "i'm a dvdrhelp.com post whore"(will hay would get a freebie on that one ). "i mpeged your daughter last night....dvdrhelp.com" i'd buy that one...

Those are good ones! I wouldn't mine buying some dvdrhelp merchandise if it ever became available.

[glockjs]

oh geez, oh sorry, oh geez...you didnt get the memo dr gee? yeah project dvdrhelp sellout has been red lighted. well hey, you could always go to a phish concert and sell to all the stoner's and druggies. they dont know what the hell is goin on anyways, sell em the special edition concert t-shirts. or maybe send em over to ethiopia for the needy, could you imagine 5000 ethiopians runnin around with dvdrhelp.com t-shirts


see you already have 2 customers baldrick, me and budz. cause i would seriously buy some stuff too.


we need more catch lines though.

[Faustus]

Personally given the questions I'm asked around the office all I need is one with the Videohelp.com logo on the front and on the back it just says "Your problem is caused by the bargain basement, ultra cheap disc your using!" or "If Memorex sucks because they use CMC disc sometimes, why do you think your store brand CMC disc are any better?"

or

"Princo is like a repeated wife beater, sure it seems great at the start but do you really think its gonna end different just because its YOU?"

[glockjs]

"Princo is like a repeated wife beater, sure it seems great at the start but do you really think its gonna end different just because its YOU?"

[teegee420]

"I've been on the receiving end of an Indolikaa special"

"I have x number of yellow cards"

"I'll report your ass quicker than you can type warez"

"Newbie here, flame at will"

"Guides? I don't need no stinking guides!"

"I got your forum search right here"

"Convert THIS!"



Keep 'em coming, guys.

[freestyler]

What CMC really stands for:

[Ironballs]

Anyone want my t-shirt

"I went to VCDHELP.COM and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

Got loads of the smeggers

[Baldrick]

Baldrick, any plans for a merchandise line? Would probably generate some income for the site. There would not be a more perfect anniversary gift as a "dvdr Help" halter top. I suggest we help him get started. post your dvdrhelp slogans.

Something like,

"My old man went to dvdr help and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"

or
"dvdr help- Use protection"

"jeex is in the house!"

U get the idea.

p.s.- Sorry if this is revisting an old subject. Havent seen anything on it in the forums nor could I find a merchandise link on the site.

No plans. I change the site name too often so it isn't worth it.

[Guest]

Baldrick, any plans for a merchandise line? Would probably generate some income for the site. There would not be a more perfect anniversary gift as a "dvdr Help" halter top. I suggest we help him get started. post your dvdrhelp slogans.

Something like,

"My old man went to dvdr help and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!"

or
"dvdr help- Use protection"

"jeex is in the house!"

U get the idea.

p.s.- Sorry if this is revisting an old subject. Havent seen anything on it in the forums nor could I find a merchandise link on the site.

No plans. I change the site name too often so it isn't worth it.

How bout- VCD-Help.com,DVD-RHelp.com,Video-Help.com:Changed more often than your underware :P

[indolikaa]

"I've been on the receiving end of an Indolikaa special"

"I have x number of yellow cards"

"I'll report your ass quicker than you can type warez"

"Newbie here, flame at will"

"Guides? I don't need no stinking guides!"

"I got your forum search right here"

"Convert THIS!"

Don't forget the forum's favorite...

"Get your daily dose of Shut-The-****-Up at VideoHelp.com"

[Capmaster]

"Get your daily dose of Shut-The-****-Up at VideoHelp.com"

Perfect

[Guest]

Cap-Good to see u got your avatar on I think 30 p.s.i might be better

[Capmaster]

Cap-Good to see u got your avatar on I think 30 p.s.i might be better

30 p.s.i. and I might do some serious damage to myself if I get a little ...er ....ummm... enthusiastic and puncture it. I don't want to look up and find my nuts stuck in the ceiling

[indolikaa]

Cap-Good to see u got your avatar on I think 30 p.s.i might be better

30 p.s.i. and I might do some serious damage to myself if I get a little ...er ....ummm... enthusiastic and puncture it. I don't want to look up and find my nuts stuck in the ceiling

That poor goat...

[Capmaster]

Hey Indo,
What about a line of inflatable DVDRHELP gear ....for those special moments?

[tgpo]

Blowup dolls: Because even us dvd burners get lonely, and the girls in the movies never answer my questions.

[indolikaa]

Hey Indo,
What about a line of inflatable DVDRHELP gear ....for those special moments?

I'm game.

I want the Gina inflatable. There's nothing I'd like more than to get the shit beat out of me while I'm workin' the kiopascals.

Should we include a free CO2 cartridge with each inflatable?

Blowup dolls: Because even us dvd burners get lonely, and the girls in the movies never answer my questions.

You're beginning to see things our way, young Jedi.