Can't stand clowns?!

[Guest]

There is help for all you out there that are afriad of the capmaster.

http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?PhobiaID=1477&SDID=809

http://www.phobia-fear-release.com/clown-phobia.html

http://www.dailyillini.com/oct02/oct01/opinions/stories/opinions_column02.shtml

http://www.ihateclowns.com/myrant.php

[VCDHunter]

Seeing a clown or only thinking about a clown can result in the following symptoms:
breathlessness, dizziness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.

Shit ! thats me when I see the Capsters avatar, and its the Capster when he sees Midgets

[teegee420]

I feel dirty for some reason.

[housepig]

dammit, I have to find the anti-clown essay that I have somewhere in the Housepig Library and post it here... check back after 5 p.m. CST....

[flaninacupboard]

a fear of dying,

Because of a CLOWN?!

[Capmaster]

Seeing a clown or only thinking about a clown can result in the following symptoms:
breathlessness, dizziness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.

Shit ! thats me when I see the Capsters avatar, and its the Capster when he sees Midgets

Another case of a group being singled out.
What about the emotional distress of the clown when children run screaming from the party when he shows up? Huh? Poor, poor sad clown

I knew some kids were afraid of clowns, but adults with a phobia this bad? Did their parents do a bad thing having professional clown uncle Waldo babysit the kid that weekend they went to the Catskills???

[Will Hay]

I blame Stephen King, the ******* bastard
Will

[Capmaster]

I blame Stephen King, the ******* bastard
Will

I wonder if anyone's done a study comparing the prevalence of this phobia before and after the release of "IT"?

[glockjs]

quit smiling at me you freaky mofo!!! im scurred now, im gonna go to bed with the night light on now....

[offline]

Capmaster said

I wonder if anyone's done a study comparing the prevalence of this phobia before and after the release of "IT"?

Sure, but when the subjects saw that all the examiners were
midget clowns they ran shrieking.

[Guest]

dammit, I have to find the anti-clown essay that I have somewhere in the Housepig Library and post it here... check back after 5 p.m. CST....

Don't tease us with what you cant produce :P

[Capmaster]

Capmaster said

I wonder if anyone's done a study comparing the prevalence of this phobia before and after the release of "IT"?

Sure, but when the subjects saw that all the examiners were
midget clowns they ran shrieking.

They're probably still hiding
I was raised watching Bozo the Clown. I can't imagine anyone deathly afraid of a clown. But then, there are some pretty freaky phobias out there.

[housepig]

dammit, I have to find the anti-clown essay that I have somewhere in the Housepig Library

Don't tease us with what you cant produce :P

I found it, I'm trying to find an electronic copy somewhere, because it's probably 2,000 words, and I'd rather not retype it if I can just link to it somewhere.

I'll see what I can do... I didn't forget... don't hit me.. don't beat me with those big shoes...