I can't beat this record (pun intended).

[zzyzzx]

http://paul.raich.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

Paul Raich Shatters Masturbation World Record!
April 17, 2004

It's official, Paul Raich is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Paul Raich achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Paul Raich remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Paul Raich is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Paul Raich was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Paul Raich said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

[Devanshu]

I think its hilarious how your topics are always related to something unusual. If it's not a masturbation record, its something about donkey sex and so on. Keep it coming man.

[SLK001]

Gee... Who would ever volunteer to be a judge for this "effort" (yep, that's another one!)?

Does anyone have a picture of his knuckles? They must be as hairy as a gorilla! Or does he wear coke-bottle glasses?

[northcat_8]

And I thought I had a lot of free time...... :P

[indolikaa]

I'd hate to be the one to clean-up that mess...

[shoozleboy]

Paul Raich = jeex ????????

[flaninacupboard]

that's really quite bizarre. 36 times...... the man must have testicles the size of edam! (and probably the same colour!)

[Capmaster]

World's greatest wanker!
Hip hip HOORAY!!
This guy must have the grip of a gorilla ...at least with one hand

Us regulars on DVDRHELP have met our match, just as he has mashed his meat

[sitlet]

damn. i did it about 10 times one day and about killed myself

[Capmaster]

damn. i did it about 10 times one day and about killed myself

Damn ......you got my respect, buddy, you horny bastard

[flaninacupboard]

never had the urge for masturbation -that- much, but i do have a scar from when i had far too much sex one day.....

[888888]

Although it is an admirable feat, this "story" is fake.

[jeex]

Paul Raich = jeex ????????

no,

jeex = Hans Blickstein

i'm training hard... day, night, morning, noon, evening, weekends, holidays, in the bathroom, in the bedroom, kitchen, church.. i will regain my record.

when you're young, not much matters
when you find something that you care about, then thats all you got
when you go to sleep at night you dream of masturbation
when you wake up its the same thing, its there in your face, you cant escape it
sometimes when you're young, the only place to go is inside
thats just it, masturbation is what i love
take that away form me, i really got nothing.

[Sifaga]

Dont mind me,

[jeex]

How can you tell a single man

a white box with a red x?

[Sifaga]

[teegee420]

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

I guess his hand was full.

[zzyzzx]

[tgpo]

Keep it coming man.

He can't...by now he's shooting air