A Funny Joke

[tgpo]

Why did the bird fall out of the tree??










Because it was dead.

I laughed for 5 minutes at that joke.

[Tommyknocker]

What joke?

[tgpo]

The bird joke

It was just unexpected for me.
I'm easy to entertain.

[Tommyknocker]

As I said: What joke?

[pacmania_2001]

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?

Because it was hit by a fridge.

[freak_in_cage_10k]

Why did the bird fall out of the tree??

Because it was dead.

I laughed for 5 minutes at that joke.

classic man!!!! ever seen the "big lebowski" and "the evil dead" trilogy???you would LOVE them man, v similar sence of humour!

[teegee420]

I got this one out of FHM. Made me laugh a good while:


A teacher asks her first grade class to use the word "lovely" twice in a short story to demonstrate that they understand its meaning. "Mary, let's hear from you first," the teacher says.

"On the weekend, my mommy made some lovely cakes," Mary says. "My family and I ate them and they were lovely."

"Thank you, Mary. That was very good," the teacher says. "And how about you, Jack? Can you use the word 'lovely' two times in the same story?"

"I sure can, ma'am," Jack replies. "My big sister came home crying last night and told my daddy that she was going to marry the man with the motorcycle and that she was pregnant with his baby. After she said that, my daddy said to her, "Well, that's just lovely. That's just ******* lovely."

[flaninacupboard]

i was told two rather nasty jokes the ohter day, don't read if easily offended!!


What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?


Porridge.





What do you get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs?

An erection.





TGPO, ever seen the dead parrot sketch by the python boys?

[tgpo]

"the evil dead" trilogy???

OF COURSE!!!! Who hasn't seen the greatest movies of all time??

TGPO, ever seen the dead parrot sketch by the python boys?

Bits and pieces, but never the whole thing all the way through

[Tommyknocker]

Oh no. Now he's encouraged. The horror. The HORROR.

[jimmalenko]

Here's one.

The teacher asks the class if they know a 10 letter word. Little Johnny puts up his hand and says "masturbate". "Gee, that's a mouthfull" the teacher replies. "No miss" says Johnny, "you are thinking of a blowjob, and its only 7"

[Capmaster]

Alright ...
An oldie but a goodie:

Q: What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of smart midgets?
A: The midgets are "cunning runts"

A work joke:
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender: How much for a beer? The bartender replies: For you, no charge.

A ship carrying blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint. The crew are believed to be marooned.

Math and alcohol do not mix, so don't drink and derive!

Transvestites are men who like to eat, drink, and be Mary.

[flaninacupboard]

hmmm, plumbing the depths

what's worse than a dead baby in a bin?

A dead baby in ten bins.

[Will Hay]

Oh great, ******* dead baby jokes.

[Tommyknocker]

It's now official: We've gone from the sublime to the ridiculous.

[g_shocker182]

Is your refrigerator running?


Because if it is, then it probably runs like you...very homosexually.

[indolikaa]

I like the neutron joke.

[Will Hay]

Is your refrigerator running?


Because if it is, then it probably runs like you...very homosexually.

Good one.

[Devanshu]

Is your refrigerator running?


Because if it is, then it probably runs like you...very homosexually.

jets suck, yankees suck, mets suck.......krypton sucks

[northcat_8]

Little Johnny's father is sitting on the side of the bed putting on a condom when suddenly Little Johnny walks in. The father quickly leans forward and looks under the bed. Little Johnny asks "what are you doing?" His father says "I just saw a rat run under the bed." Little Johnny says "what are you going to do **** it?"