The One Line Story Game

[wellmashed]

You must have seen this before......

All that happens is a story starts off and you all just keep adding one line at a time and eventually you end up with a really whacky story with input from different minds from all over the place.....

I was reminded of this on another forum and it turned out to be really funny....

Remember it's up to you where the story goes.....If you don't like it's path then change it....

Please keep additions short(ish) and civil(ish)......

The story begins........

The staff at VCDHELP were sat around the table discussing recent events when.........

[pacmania_2001]

they noticed that a post about "how to fit the godfather trilogy on 1 cd in DVD quality" was starting to turn into a flame war so they...

[d4n13l]

...immediately IP banned the usual ring leader of these shenanigans - The Nortorious "ShiZZZoN", AKA, The Nortorious B.R.A.G.G.A.R.T. - Who had an immedicable tendancy to champion these fallacious beliefs.
Then Baldrick, the VCDhelp overlord, put his favorite 70's Swedish pr0n VCD into his DVD player and...

[bilbogod]

realised that he had foolishly encoded it using svcd-x specs. Feeling somewhat cheated out of both a watchable movie and $5, he demanded a refund from the notorious shiZZZoN. He was pleasantly surprised to be offered a free holiday courtesy of http://shizzzon.xk5.org/ which

[wellmashed]

....surprisingly did not honour it's claim as advertised and ......

[pacmania_2001]

left him stranded at home in sweden with some unwatchable porn, no holiday and a raging...

[kwag]

... "Newly changed member" that now was banned but ...

[liquid217]

he (Baldrick) then decided never to think about the cheezy shizzion again. He then began reading some of the cooler threads like "where can i download a dvd burner"...

[pacmania_2001]

after having a good laugh over that post he went further back into the forum posts and discovered the one about the best place to find Porn, instantly an idea popped into his head and he...

[charliee2gz]

UNKNOWINGLY BEGAN DOWNLOADING PORN OF NAKED MEN IN SKI BOOTS DANCING TO DISCO MUSIC, HE THEN......

[M_immenses]

Went to his local video shop where he went into the curtained "specialist section" whilst he was in there he saw....

[bilbogod]

what appeared to be a copy of The Fast and The Furious, featuring none other than behind the scenes extras of shiZZZon, holding a gun surrounded by nasty looking motherfackos which.......

[M_immenses]

he promptly bought and took home. He started making copies and handing them out, to people who had the "official version" purely as a backup of course. Whilst he was handing them out someone approached him....

[bilbogod]

and gave him a swift reminder that Ebayed backups for profit, could constitute copyright infringement. To which Baldrick replied

[wellmashed]

"......shiZZZon....If you can give us 3 good reasons why we should let you back into our kingdom then we may just be able to........"

[menace]

FRONT YOU!!!, you bitch, to which he replied...

[wellmashed]

***strikes submissive , defensive pose***

"Please , Please forgive me.....I am your newly reformed member and I will try my hardest to.........."

[pacmania_2001]

act different but then get psyched up again whenever someone...

[wellmashed]

...tells me that I should eat strawberry ice cream instead of chocolate fudge cake because.....

[bilbogod]

......my allergic condition means that I am prone to telling copious untruths and wildly exagerating the realms of scientific possibility. This does not however put me beyond the reach of forgiveness and I would like it if you would....

[wellmashed]

.....eat chocolate fudge cake as well because it might just....

[ME-JulIE]

Show you how my personality disorder occurs. Take my new persona "Ali G WikiT", cool disguise huh 8) 8) You'd never spot that this was really Sean Madison would you ??? I mean its only like I've made 2 ego stroking self referential statements so far....or was it three. Check out all the posts I've written dudes......Yeah by popular demand, I've come back like a dirty sewer rat to infest the forum with my droppings of misinformation......
oh and whoever sent me the following p.m. is gonna die....no.no. u r .....dont laugh.....

Sean or is it Ali or is it ShiZZ......If you dont stop spamming my account with your low bitrate bullshit, I'm gonna stick me "BIG -UP your Julie and leave MASSIVE STAINS on her WESTSIDE"

You have been warned......

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[tgpo]

(ignoring the last post)

cause me to look down and see that I have no underwear on....

[MOVIEGEEK]

My head,which baldrick thought was odd because he thought the odor
was eminating from Trumans'................

[wellmashed]

..left shoe which he had just removed to....

[tgpo]

sew up his sock, which he ripped when he

[MOVIEGEEK]

Played footsie with Shizzzon under the table,but Shizzzon was not
amused because he likes......

[tgpo]

the over the table action that is only offered by...

[Y0da]

the three legged magical goat named..

[d4n13l]

...Sad Ken, who lives on Shizzzons farm, which smells of...